Go-Go Girls of the Apocalypse
Go-Go Girls of the Apocalypse

Author: Victor Gischler

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2008-07-08

Total Pages: 336

ISBN-13: 1439105588

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Mortimer Tate was a recently divorced insurance salesman when he holed up in a cave on top of a mountain in Tennessee and rode out the end of the world. Go-Go Girls of the Apocalypse begins nine years later, when he emerges into a bizarre landscape filled with hollow reminders of an America that no longer exists. The highways are lined with abandoned automobiles; electricity is generated by indentured servants pedaling stationary bicycles. What little civilization remains revolves around Joey Armageddon's Sassy A-Go-Go strip clubs, where the beer is cold, the lap dancers are hot, and the bouncers are armed with M16s. Accompanied by his cowboy sidekick Buffalo Bill, the gorgeous stripper Sheila, and the mountain man Ted, Mortimer journeys to the lost city of Atlanta -- and a showdown that might determine the fate of humanity.

Vampire a Go-Go
Vampire a Go-Go

Author: Victor Gischler

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2009-09-01

Total Pages: 354

ISBN-13: 1416987193

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HORROR AT ITS SIDE-SPLITTING BEST! Victor Gischler is a master of the class-act literary spoof, and his work has drawn comparison to that of Douglas Adams, Kurt Vonnegut, and Thomas Pynchon. Now, Gischler turns his attention to werewolves, alchemists, ghosts, witches, and gun-toting Jesuit priests in Vampire a Go-Go, a hilarious romp of spooky, Gothic entertainment. Narrated by a ghost whose spirit is chained to a mysterious castle in Prague, Gischler's latest is full of twists and surprises that will have readers screaming -- and laughing -- for more.

Anna and the Apocalypse
Anna and the Apocalypse

Author: Katharine Turner

Publisher: Imprint

Published: 2018-10-23

Total Pages: 271

ISBN-13: 1250318807

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School’s out for the end of the world. Anna and the Apocalypse is a horror comedy about a teenager who faces down a zombie apocalypse with a little help from her friends. Anna Shepherd is a straight-A student with a lot going on under the surface: she’s struggling with her mom’s death, total friend drama, and the fallout from wasting her time on a very attractive boy. She’s looking forward to skipping town after graduation—but then a zombie apocalypse majorly disrupts the holidays season. It’s going to be very hard to graduate high school without a brain. To save the day, Anna, her friends, and her frenemies will have to journey straight to the heart of one of the most dangerous places ever known, a place famous for its horror, terror, and pain...high school. This novel is inspired by the musical feature film, Anna and the Apocalypse—sing and slay along at home with the VOD release! An Imprint Book

Deadpool Classic Vol. 11
Deadpool Classic Vol. 11

Author: Victor Gischler

Publisher: Marvel Entertainment

Published: 2015-05-27

Total Pages: 376

ISBN-13: 1302480294

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Under contract with A.I.M., Deadpool ventures into the Savage Land to obtain the ultimate biological weapon: his own dang head! Yup, Zombie Deadpool’s decapitated head makes its glorious return, and he’s tired of being carried around everywhere. Deadpool will have to keep his own head on straight if he hopes to survive these Savage Land shenanigans and collect his bounty. Then, as if the zombie thing wasn’t enough, it’s alternate-universe mayhem as Deadpool encounters a multitude of malevolent mirror images: S.H.I.E.L.D Major Wilson, Wanda Wilson and the Deadpool Kid! But what happens when Deadpool, A.I.M. agents and his foxy new ladylove travel into the Marvel Zombieverse to try to return “Headpool” home? Plus: an extended look at the life and loves of Wanda Wilson, the maniacal Lady Deadpool! Collecting Deadpool: Merc with a Mouth #1-13 and Lady Deadpool #1.

I Saved Too Many Girls and Caused the Apocalypse: Volume 13
I Saved Too Many Girls and Caused the Apocalypse: Volume 13

Author: Namekojirushi

Publisher: J-Novel Club

Published: 2019-04-20

Total Pages: 181

ISBN-13: 1718300506

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It’s fall, which means it’s time for Mitsuhashi High’s annual school festival! Things are special this year because it’s being hosted in conjunction with Hibiki’s school, which means extra fun... and extra work. President Momone ropes Rekka into helping with the festival preparations, which turns out to be more than he bargained for when they get sucked into a video game world. Then there’s the bomb threat, the duel, and... Only one thing is for certain—this is going to be a festival to remember!

Stay
Stay

Author: Victor Gischler

Publisher: Macmillan

Published: 2015-06-02

Total Pages: 262

ISBN-13: 1466838051

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Victor Gischler's STAY, in which a stay-at-home dad with a secret past is forced to take pre-emptive action when his family is threatened by a crime lord, with TV rights sold. David Sparrow is an awesome stay-at-home dad. He gets his kids ready for school while his wife, Amy, commutes to New York City, where she is an Assistant District Attorney. She just inherited a major case: prosecuting crime lord Dante Payne. Meanwhile, David is content chatting with the moms at school drop-off, and doing housework. One night, David is awoken by a sound downstairs, and discovers a man in Amy's office, going through her work documents. Instinctively, David confronts the man and a fight begins. But not a fight between a stay-at-home dad and a common burglar. No, this is a fight out of a Bourne movie and it is intense. David wins, but barely. He tries to explain to the cops that this guy was no ordinary burglar but they mostly ignore him, especially when they find out what he does for a "living." We now discover that David is a former Solo Ops officer, a soldier who was routinely dropped in war zones with a specific mission. If he was caught, the US government would disavow all knowledge of him. David was honorably discharged after too many missions and was excited for a quiet, normal life. However, with Dante Payne now targeting Amy and her family, David decides to reactivate himself and take the fight to the vicious criminal lord. And Dante Payne has no idea who he's just crossed.

Shotgun Opera
Shotgun Opera

Author: Victor Gischler

Publisher: Dell

Published: 2006-04-25

Total Pages: 322

ISBN-13: 044033604X

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Mike Foley can never forget the night he tagged along with his brother on a job for the mob that ended in a hail of bullets. Now his brother is dead, Mike’s making wine in Oklahoma, and life is almost as good as it gets when you’ve been hiding out for forty years. Until his past comes calling. Mike’s nephew Andrew needs to disappear, and he needs to do it yesterday. Hanging with the wrong kind of friends, he’s seen something he shouldn’t have, and now he’s running for his life with an assassin on his trail. The consummate professional hit woman, Nikki Enders is the most lethal of a deadly sisterhood. And Andrew Foley is next on her extermination list. Unless Uncle Mike can stop her. As kill teams descend on Foley’s farm, one pissed-off ex—tough guy is about to take a final, all-or-nothing stand with shotguns blazing....

No Good Deed
No Good Deed

Author: Victor Gischler

Publisher: Macmillan + ORM

Published: 2018-09-04

Total Pages: 246

ISBN-13: 1250106702

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From Victor Gischler, the author behind the high-octane, action-packed thriller Stay, comes No Good Deed, a suspenseful novel about how an ordinary man--trying to do the right thing--finds himself in an extraordinary situation. Francis was running late for work when he found the suitcase and the odd card with an email on it. He knew he shouldn't bother but he couldn't resist. Now Francis is dodging bullets and doing his best to stay alive, wishing he had never bothered with that suitcase full of clothes. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

By the Balls: The Complete Collection
By the Balls: The Complete Collection

Author: Jim Pascoe

Publisher: Akashic Books

Published: 2013-04-02

Total Pages: 481

ISBN-13: 1617751596

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These tales follow the exploits of Ben Drake, a detective with a passion for small cigars and big fights, a love of Old Grand Dad and a weakness for women in trouble. North of Las Vegas in the fictional town of Testacy City, Drake sniffs out killers, thieves, kidnappers, double crossers, crooked cops and number runners, all culminating in the bizarre murder of Gentleman Joe Biggs, a well loved bowling hero. As he continues to crack clues in the case, Drake is drawn deeper into a city wide criminal conspiracy.

Sally of the Wasteland (complete collection)
Sally of the Wasteland (complete collection)

Author: Victor Gischler

Publisher: Titan Comics

Published: 2015-03-31

Total Pages: 261

ISBN-13: 1782766146

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SallyÕs just your everyday post-apocalyptic young woman, shooting mutant fauna by day, hanging at the local bayou bar by night. She might be slightly insane, but thatÕs all to the good after the fall of civilization. But Sally cares about one thing above all others, and thatÕs her innocent, fair-haired boy, Tommy. When Tommy takes off on a treasure hunt to the forbidden city of New Orleans, Sally follows the boy she loves on his expedition, because hell knows he canÕt take care of himselfÉ! A satirical popcorn adventure, punctuated with garish set pieces and bawdy one-liners, Sally of the Wasteland is intended for the enjoyment Ð and delight Ð of mature audiences! Collects Sally of the Wasteland 1-5