Gazillions of Reptilians
Gazillions of Reptilians

Author: Ward Parker

Publisher: Mad Mangrove Media

Published: 2021-06-16

Total Pages: 224

ISBN-13: 1957158093

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Are lizards the wizards of doom? Midlife witch Missy Mindle is busy enough as a home health nurse for elderly vampires and werewolves in Jellyfish Beach, Florida. But now she needs to solve a murder, too. Who or what killed Marvin Nutley, her vampire patient found incinerated on his oceanfront balcony? Marvin believed in the Reptilian Conspiracy: that Lizard People are taking over the planet. He claimed to have a video showing a human turning into a dragon. He also claimed he shot said dragon. And now there’s the threat of all-out war between vampires and dragons, and between humans and every reptile with teeth. To prevent it, Missy needs to find out if Marvin was killed by cold-blooded reptiles or a hot-headed vampire, while she also tries to learn the truth behind her father's murder decades ago. Gazillions of Reptilians is Book 7 of Freaky Florida, a humorous fantasy series filled with magic, monsters, and mystery; sarcasm and satire; and, of course, Florida Man. If you love the thrills of urban fantasy, the wit of cozy witch mysteries and paranormal women’s fiction, and a big splash of comedy, this series is for you.

Dirty Old Manatee
Dirty Old Manatee

Author: Ward Parker

Publisher: Mad Mangrove Media

Published: 2021-01-31

Total Pages: 240

ISBN-13: 1957158085

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Midlife manatee insanity Who’s behind the plot to kill off Florida’s sea cows? While midlife witch Missy Mindle tries to solve this mystery, she must nurse a rescued manatee back to health. The problem is, he’s actually a human shifter, Seymour, who wants to celebrate manatee mating season with her. Missy and her reporter friend Matt face corporate villains and team up with the ruthless Mothers4Manatees. Throw in a vengeful vampire who wants to kill her, and Missy’s magick is pushed to the limit. Meanwhile, she discovers what life would have been like if she hadn’t divorced years ago: living with a flabby, middle-aged guy who leaves the toilet seat up. Dirty Old Manatee is Book 6 of Freaky Florida, a humorous paranormal mystery series filled with magic, monsters, and mystery; sarcasm and satire; and, of course, Florida Man. If you love the thrills of urban fantasy, the wit of cozy witch mysteries and paranormal women’s fiction, plus a big splash of comedy, this series is for you.

Freaky Florida Books 1-3
Freaky Florida Books 1-3

Author: Ward Parker

Publisher: Mad Mangrove Media

Published: 2021-03-01

Total Pages: 1033

ISBN-13: 1957158107

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Making other paranormal mysteries look tame. Centuries-old vampires who play pickleball. Aging werewolves who surf naked beneath the full moon. Plus dragons, demons, ghouls, and more. They’re all in Florida, land of the weird, where even monsters come to retire. Enter Missy Mindle. She’s started over in midlife as a home health nurse for elderly monsters and as a witch with growing powers. She solves mysteries and fights evildoers with help from a cute reporter. But dangerous secrets from the parents she never knew keep bubbling up. SNOWBIRDS OF PREY Dead bodies, drained of blood, are piling up on the beach beside Squid Tower. Unfortunately, this condo community is full of retired vampires who won’t survive if the police find out about them. Is one of their own responsible for the bodies? Or is someone framing them? Missy must solve the mystery. INVASIVE SPECIES Missy nurses an injured baby dragon she found in the Everglades. And she has to protect it from a deranged python hunter, an evil god, and an almost-as-evil CEO. Meanwhile, one of her vampires has been abducted, and she has to rescue him before he’s staked. FATE IS A WITCH Missy has two mysteries to solve. First, who is making a series of dangerous magick attacks against her? And who is stealing corpses from funeral homes in Jellyfish Beach? When an embalmer is murdered, one of Missy’s patients, a werewolf, is arrested. Can she exonerate him?

Fate Is a Witch
Fate Is a Witch

Author: Ward Parker

Publisher: Mad Mangrove Media

Published: 2020-04-30

Total Pages: 273

ISBN-13: 1957158042

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Embrace your destiny. Even if it kills you. After a failed marriage and burnout from her hospital nursing career, Missy Mindle has started over in midlife. She’s now a home-health nurse to elderly vampires and werewolves in Florida. And she’s also improving her craft as a witch. But suddenly she has two mysteries to solve. First, who is making a series of dangerous magick attacks against her that appear to be tests of her growing witchy abilities? And who is stealing corpses from funeral homes in Jellyfish Beach? When an embalmer is murdered, one of Missy’s patients, a werewolf, is arrested. Can she exonerate him? Oh, and don’t forget the hordes of ghouls and Hemingway lookalikes. Who will stop them? Missy gets plenty of unsolicited advice from a 400-year-old ghost. And also from the Fates. The three ancient Greek goddesses happen to live in a trailer park nearby. They know whether she’ll survive or not, but that’s the one thing they’re not saying. Fate Is a Witch is the third book of Freaky Florida, a clean, humorous paranormal mystery series filled with magic, monsters, and mystery; sarcasm and satire; and, of course, Florida Man. If you love the thrills of urban fantasy, the wit of cozy witch mysteries and paranormal women’s fiction, and a big splash of comedy, this series is for you. Grab this book and enjoy a vacation in Jellyfish Beach today.

Gnome Coming
Gnome Coming

Author: Ward Parker

Publisher: Mad Mangrove Media

Published: 2020-07-31

Total Pages: 261

ISBN-13: 1957158050

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They’re coming for you. Can you really blame garden gnomes for having a grudge? They’re displayed as kitschy jokes, wounded by weed whackers, peed on by dogs. After midlife witch Missy Mindle seriously bungles a spell, gnomes throughout Jellyfish Beach, Florida, are becoming possessed by an evil force and are exacting retribution. Missy has to undo the fast-spreading spell and stop the surge of “accidental” human deaths. The problem is, her regular job is home-health nurse for elderly supernaturals, and she also has to help solve the murder of one of her werewolf patients. Like the gnomes, the Werewolf Women’s Club is out for revenge. And something is coming for her, too. Gnome Coming is the perfect place to jump into Freaky Florida, a clean, humorous paranormal mystery series filled with magic, monsters, and mystery; sarcasm and satire; and, of course, Florida Man. If you love the thrills of urban fantasy, the wit of cozy witch mysteries and paranormal women’s fiction, and a big splash of comedy, this series is for you. Grab this book and enjoy a vacation in Jellyfish Beach today.

Snowbirds of Prey
Snowbirds of Prey

Author: Ward Parker

Publisher: Mad Mangrove Media

Published: 2019-12-17

Total Pages: 274

ISBN-13: 1957158026

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A new kind of paranormal mystery with some very old monsters. Book 1 of a complete series. Everyone retires to Florida. Even supernaturals. Working as a home health nurse for retired vampires and werewolves, midlife witch Missy Mindle unexpectedly has murders to solve. A serial killer—human or otherwise—has been depositing bodies drained of blood near Squid Tower in Jellyfish Beach, Florida. If the police discover these beachfront condos are filled with elderly vampires, the residents will be staked on sight. Missy has to play detective with a little help from her magick. She and a cute local reporter try to prove that the murderer doesn’t live at Squid Tower—and not get themselves killed in the process. Snowbirds of Prey kicks off the Freaky Florida humorous paranormal mysteries, a complete, clean, cozy series filled with magic, monsters, and mystery; sarcasm and satire; and, of course, Florida Man. If you’re a fan of paranormal women’s fiction and like mysteries with thrills, frights, and laughs, this series is for you. Grab this book and enjoy a vacation in Jellyfish Beach today. The Freaky Florida humorous paranormal mysteries: Snowbirds of Prey Invasive Species Fate Is a Witch Gnome Coming Going Batty Dirty Old Manatee Gazillions of Reptilians Freaky Florida Books 1-3

The Reptilian Humanoid Elites Among Us
The Reptilian Humanoid Elites Among Us

Author: Jeffrey Clarke Lion

Publisher: epubli

Published: 2022-02-24

Total Pages: 166

ISBN-13: 3754954083

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The book that follows may seem outlandish but then that's the whole point of the conspiracy. Those who seek to suppress the truth trade on the fact that the true reality of the world would seem like fanciful science fiction to the general public. The reptile humanoid conspiracy is by no means new. It was around long before David Icke traded in his BBC Sportsnight blazer for a turquoise tracksuit and started writing books about the Royal Family being ten foot shapeshifting lizards from the constellation Draco. However, the fine details of this conspiracy have never been revealed before. The book that follows will tell who exactly these reptiles are and what they really want with our planet. Get ready to learn about the biggest conspiracy in the world.

Los Angeles Magazine
Los Angeles Magazine

Author:

Publisher:

Published: 2000-12

Total Pages: 258

ISBN-13:

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Los Angeles magazine is a regional magazine of national stature. Our combination of award-winning feature writing, investigative reporting, service journalism, and design covers the people, lifestyle, culture, entertainment, fashion, art and architecture, and news that define Southern California. Started in the spring of 1961, Los Angeles magazine has been addressing the needs and interests of our region for 48 years. The magazine continues to be the definitive resource for an affluent population that is intensely interested in a lifestyle that is uniquely Southern Californian.

Renegades
Renegades

Author: David Liss

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2017-09-19

Total Pages: 291

ISBN-13: 1481417878

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Science fiction super fan Zeke is back in action as he and his friends work to finally take down the evil Phands in this hilarious and exciting conclusion to the Randoms series. Zeke has returned to Earth and, as usual, nothing is going like he planned. The plan was: escape from Junup, rescue Director Ghli Wixxix and Captain Qwlessl, stop the Phands, and finally get Tamret to officially be his girlfriend. Instead, he gets stuck in an Earth facility for disobedient children, is stranded on an unknown and supposedly deserted planet with Villainic, of all beings, and Tamret kind of broke up with him. He’s not entirely sure. Nothing and no one is as it seems, and all Zeke knows is that he’s tired of the Phands trying to take over the galaxy. With Smelly gone and his friends scattered, though, it’s going to take a lot more than Zeke’s expert sci-fi knowledge to save them this time.

Ass Goblins of Auschwitz
Ass Goblins of Auschwitz

Author: Cameron Pierce

Publisher:

Published: 2009-10

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781933929934

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It's Monty Python meets Nazi exploitation in a surreal nightmare as can only be imagined by Bizarro author Cameron Pierce. In a land where black snow falls in the shape of swastikas, there exists a nightmarish prison camp known as Auschwitz. It is run by a fascist, flatulent race of aliens called the Ass Goblins, who travel in apple-shaped spaceships to abduct children from the neighboring world of Kidland. Prisoners 999 and 1001 are conjoined twin brothers forced to endure the sadistic tortures of these ass-shaped monsters. To survive, they must eat kid skin and work all day constructing bicycles and sex dolls out of dead children. While the Ass Goblins become drunk on cider made from fermented children, the twins plot their escape. But it won't be easy. They must overcome toilet toads, cockrats, ass dolls, and the surgical experiments that are slowly mutating them into goblin-child hybrids. Forget everything you know about Auschwitz...you're about to be Shit Slaughtered.