Funny Poem Book For Kids: Cat & Dog Humor Books & Unicorn Humor
Funny Poem Book For Kids: Cat & Dog Humor Books & Unicorn Humor

Author: Timmie Guzzmann

Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC

Published: 2014-02-22

Total Pages: 130

ISBN-13: 1631876163

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LIMITED-TIME SPECIAL: Special Bonus Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of Timmie Guzzmann's Cat Jerk, Dog Jerk & Unicorn Jerk Joke Book with your purchase. Cat, Dog and Unicorn lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their rainbow color striped and furry friends with these curious & humorous unicorn, cat & dog poems & rhymes. In this hilarious Funny Poem Book For Kids compilation of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches cats and unicorns while they think nobody watches them & unlocks the poet in him. The poem collection in the book perfectly captures the inner workings of the jerk unicorn, jerk dog & jerk cat psyche. The book includes funny, hilarious and whimsical illustrations that reveal one horned horses, doggys andkitty cat's at their jerkiest moments. Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of cat, dog and unicorn jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... Inside you'll find jerky cat and unicorn moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter * Scooping & Pooping * Evil Green Eyes * The Hypnotizing & Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur * Rainbow Fairy Dust & Magical Ray Of Gooey Rainbow Dust * Unicorns & Clogged Toilets * Unicorn Dreads & Rainbow Spreads * Trees Are Like Guardian Angels * Rainbow Fairy Fluff * Turkey Dinner Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think * Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks * The Perky Bullfrog Trick * Pee Wee Herman Philosophy * Soggy Doggy * The Flirt-Schooled Lord Of Misrule and lots more... Download this hilarious 3 in 1 compilation of "Unicorns Are Just Really Big Jerks! Volume 1, "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!" Volume 2 and "Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!" Volume 3 right now & enjoy some unforgettable jerk moments ...

Funny Dog & Cat Poems For Kids & Rhyming Books For Children (Dog & Cat Jerks)
Funny Dog & Cat Poems For Kids & Rhyming Books For Children (Dog & Cat Jerks)

Author: Timmie Guzzmann

Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC

Published: 2014-02-22

Total Pages: 83

ISBN-13: 1631876171

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LIMITED-TIME SPECIAL: Special Bonus Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of Timmie Guzzmann's Cat Jerk & Dog Jerk Joke Book with your purchase. Dog and Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their green eyed and egocentric furry friends with these curious & humorous dog and cat poems and rhymes. In this hilarious Funny Poem Book For Kids compilation of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches dogs and cats while they think nobody watches them and unlocks the poet in him. The book includes funny, hilarious and whimsical illustrations that reveal kitty cats and doggys at their jerkiest moments. The poem collection in the book perfectly captures the inner workings of the jerk cat and dog psyche. Timmie takes a very refreshing approach (and you will laugh out loud!) and tells his rhyming story that is chock full of jerk personality, a jerkiness that really is out of this world (ootwjr AKA out of this world jerk reality!) Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of dog and unicorn jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... Inside this hilarious rhyming books for children you'll find jerky dog poems for kids and jerky cat moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter * Scooping & Pooping * Evil Green Eyes * The Hypnotizing & Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur * Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think * The Perky Bullfrog Trick * Pee Wee Herman Philosophy * Soggy Doggy * The Flirt-Schooled Lord Of Misrule and lots more... Download this hilarious 2 in 1 compilation of "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks! Volume 2 and "Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!" Volume 3 right now and enjoy some unforgettable jerk moments with your kids...

Marley & Me
Marley & Me

Author: John Grogan

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 2009-03-17

Total Pages: 323

ISBN-13: 0061793558

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The heartwarming and unforgettable story of a family and the wondrously neurotic dog who taught them what really matters in life. Now with photos and new material. Is it possible for humans to discover the key to happiness through a bigger-than-life, bad-boy dog? Just ask the Grogans. John and Jenny were just beginning their life together. They were young and in love, with not a care in the world. Then they brought home Marley, a wiggly yellow furball of a puppy. Life would never be the same. Marley grew into a barreling, ninety-seven-pound streamroller of a Labrador retriever. He crashed through screen doors, gouged through drywall, and stole women's undergarments. Obedience school did no good -- Marley was expelled. But just as Marley joyfully refused any limits on his behavior, his love and loyalty were boundless, too. Marley remained a model of devotion, even when his family was at its wit's end. Unconditional love, they would learn, comes in many forms. Marley & Me is John Grogan's funny, unforgettable tribute to this wonderful, wildly neurotic Lab and the meaning he brought to their lives.

A Place Inside of Me
A Place Inside of Me

Author: Zetta Elliott

Publisher: Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR)

Published: 2020-07-21

Total Pages: 19

ISBN-13: 0374388636

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Caldecott Honor Book Today Show Best Book for the Holidays ALA Notable Book for All Ages ALSC Notable Children's Book NCTE Notable Poetry Book Evanston Public Library's Top 100 Great Book for Kids Nerdy Award Winner for Single Poem Picture Book Bank Street Best Books of the Year In this powerful, affirming poem by award-winning author Zetta Elliott, a Black child explores his shifting emotions throughout the year. There is a place inside of me a space deep down inside of me where all my feelings hide. Summertime is filled with joy—skateboarding and playing basketball—until his community is deeply wounded by a police shooting. As fall turns to winter and then spring, fear grows into anger, then pride and peace. In her stunning debut, illustrator Noa Denmon articulates the depth and nuances of a child’s experiences following a police shooting—through grief and protests, healing and community—with washes of color as vibrant as his words. Here is a groundbreaking narrative that can help all readers—children and adults alike—talk about the feelings hiding deep inside each of us.

Unicorn Day
Unicorn Day

Author: Diana Murray

Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.

Published: 2019-06-04

Total Pages: 35

ISBN-13: 1728213509

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Hooray! Hooray! It's Unicorn Day! Thelma the Unicorn meets Uni the Unicorn in this rainbow-packed kids book guaranteed to delight you with its heartfelt message of inclusivity and dazzling glittery pictures. This clever, colorful, and over-the-top picture book about unicorns and unique-corns is a MUST for all unicorn lovers! The most important rule of Unicorn Day is to have fun, fun, fun! The unicorns are celebrating their favorite day of the year, complete with rainbows, cupcakes, butterflies, and all sorts of joyful things. But when it's revealed there's an impostor in their midst, the party comes to a screeching halt... Will the unicorns welcome all and continue their fun in all its glittery glory? Unicorn Day delights in everything that's special; unicorns, celebrations, and most importantly, friendship. Goodreads Choice Award of 2019 Finalist The Perfect gift if you're looking for: Unicorn books for boys and girls age 4-10 A fun-filled bedtime story Colorful, beautiful animal stories Children's books about unicorns Unicorn gifts for little girls and boys

Cat Humor Lol!/Dog Humor Lol!/Humor Unicorns
Cat Humor Lol!/Dog Humor Lol!/Humor Unicorns

Author: Timmie Guzzmann

Publisher: CreateSpace

Published: 2014-02-24

Total Pages: 132

ISBN-13: 9781496050281

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LIMITED-TIME SPECIAL: Special Bonus Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of Timmie Guzzmann's Cat Jerk, Dog Jerk & Unicorn Jerk Joke Book with your purchase. You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects of these Jerk Unicorn Jokes, Jerk Cat & Dog Jokes and these funny Cat & Dog Pee Jerk Jokes. That's twice the fun! Cat, Dog and Unicorn lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their rainbow color striped and furry friends with these curious & humorous unicorn, cat & dog poems and rhymes. In this hilarious Funny Poem Book For Kids compilation of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches cats and unicorns while they think nobody watches them and unlocks the poet in him. Powered by his creative potential Timmie Guzzmann, the author of "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!", "Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!"and "Unicorns Are Just Really Big Jerks!"explains the jerky and weird behavior and ignorance of cats, dogs and unicorns. The poem collection in the book perfectly captures the inner workings of the jerk unicorn, jerk dog and jerk cat psyche. The book includes funny, hilarious and whimsical illustrations that reveal one horned horses, doggys and kitty cat's at their jerkiest moments. Timmie opens the window of truth to shed light onto the most humorous and most daring jerk moments lived by these sparkly, rainbow colored, lazy, fickle, perky and pesky animals as they are going on about their day in a truly jerky way. Timmie exposes true jerk personality and exposes some secrets that have never been told before. Timmie takes a very refreshing approach (and you will laugh out loud!) and tells his rhyming story that is chock full of jerk personality, a jerkiness that really is out of this world (ootwjr AKA out of this world jerk reality!) Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of cat, dog and unicorn jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... Inside you'll find jerky cat and unicorn moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter * Scooping & Pooping * Evil Green Eyes * The Hypnotizing & Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur * Rainbow Fairy Dust & Magical Ray Of Gooey Rainbow Dust * Unicorns & Clogged Toilets * Unicorn Dreads & Rainbow Spreads * Trees Are Like Guardian Angels * Rainbow Fairy Fluff * Turkey Dinner Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think * Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks * The Perky Bullfrog Trick * Pee Wee Herman Philosophy * Soggy Doggy * The Flirt-Schooled Lord Of Misrule and lots more... Download this hilarious 3 in 1 compilation of "Unicorns Are Just Really Big Jerks! Volume 1, "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!" Volume 2 and "Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!" Volume 3 right now and enjoy some unforgettable jerk moments...

You Don't Want a Dragon!
You Don't Want a Dragon!

Author: Ame Dyckman

Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers

Published: 2020-06-09

Total Pages: 40

ISBN-13: 0316535796

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"Silly and bright with slapstick humor…. this book's subject matter has perennial—and engaging—interest."—​School Library Journal Be careful what you wish for—​again! This follow-up to You Don't Want a Unicorn! by New York Times bestselling author Ame Dyckman and beloved illustrator Liz Climo points out the hilarious mishaps that come with adopting a dragon. Our protagonist wishes (much to the narrator's continued chagrin) for a pet dragon. Though initially thrilled, the kid quickly discovers that dragons aren't quite as awesome as they originally thought. From the scooting to the digging to the fire-breathing, our Kid is dismayed that they still haven't found their perfect pet. Little do they know, that pet might just be right around the corner . . . Don't miss some of these favorite Ame Dyckman titles: Wolfie the Bunny Horrible Bear! How Dinosaurs Went Extinct: a Safety Guide You Don't Want a Unicorn!

A Cat Called Dog
A Cat Called Dog

Author: Jem Vanston

Publisher: Troubador Publishing Ltd

Published: 2013-09-01

Total Pages: 216

ISBN-13: 178088589X

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Dog is a cat- the only problem is that he doesn't behave like one! Instead he wags his tail, sticks out his tongue and yaps in a manner which is distinctly puppyish. Something has to be done! The pride of cats is at stake - the shame of an entire species a consequence of allowing a feline to behave in such a disgraceful canine manner.

A Little Book of Sloth
A Little Book of Sloth

Author: Lucy Cooke

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2013-03-05

Total Pages: 31

ISBN-13: 1442445580

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Cozy up with adorable baby sloths in this irresistible photographic picture book. Hang around just like a sloth and get to know the delightful residents of the Avarios Sloth Sanctuary in Costa Rica, the world’s largest sloth orphanage. You’ll fall in love with bad-boy Mateo, ooh and ahh over baby Biscuit, and want to wrap your arms around champion cuddle buddy Ubu! From British filmmaker and sloth expert Lucy Cooke comes a hilarious, heart-melting photographic picture book starring the laziest—and one of the cutest—animals on the planet.

The Best Ever Book of Funny Poems
The Best Ever Book of Funny Poems

Author: Brian Moses

Publisher: Macmillan Children's Books

Published: 2021-05-25

Total Pages: 168

ISBN-13: 1760986380

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The Best Ever Book of Funny Poems is a brilliantly funny anthology of the most giggle-worthy children's poems from one of the nations most celebrated children's poets, Brian Moses. Perfect for gifting and for reading aloud, you'll be chortling along with Brian as he shows you the funniest poems in the world! Explore chucklesome poems about pets, funny creatures, school, family, fantasy and fairy-tales, dinosaurs and dragons, space, and just plain SILLY poems. With poets such as Brian Bilston, Sue Hardy-Dawson, Pie Corbett and Paul Cookson next to Liz Brownlee, Mike Jubb, James Carter and Rachel Rooney, this is the ultimate hysterical collection of rib-tickling poems guaranteed to make you laugh out loud.