Funny Ex-Girlfriend Quotes: 100 crazy stories about ex-girlfriend that made you think "Turns out mine was better"
Funny Ex-Girlfriend Quotes: 100 crazy stories about ex-girlfriend that made you think

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Publisher: Andrea Febrian

Published: 2024-07-05

Total Pages: 392

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Are you tired of feeling like your ex-girlfriend was a one-of-a-kind crazy? Well, think again! “Funny Ex-Girlfriend Quotes: 100 crazy stories about ex-girlfriend that made you think 'Turns out mine was better'“ is here to prove that you're not alone in your post-breakup bewilderment. This hilarious collection of quotes, anecdotes, and funny backrgound stories is the perfect read for anyone who's ever experienced the wild ride of dating someone who's a few sandwiches short of a picnic. From the girl who could start an argument in an empty room to the one who believed she could communicate with animals, these stories will have you laughing, cringing, and thanking your lucky stars that you escaped relatively unscathed. But this book isn't just a compilation of funny ex-girlfriend quotes – it's also a treasure trove of the ridiculous, unbelievable, and downright absurd stories behind them. Each quote is accompanied by a tale so crazy, you'll wonder how these women managed to navigate life without a straightjacket. Take a look at some of the most hilarious quotes you'll find inside: “My ex-girlfriend could argue with a mirror and win.” “I thought our love was timeless; turns out it had an expiration date.” “Breaking up with my ex was like closing a book you never want to read again.” “My ex-girlfriend believed in fairytales; I just didn’t realize she was the wicked witch.” “My ex-girlfriend was a pro at finding problems in every solution.” Whether you're single, taken, or somewhere in between, this book is the perfect companion for anyone who's ever experienced the ups and downs of dating. It's a reminder that no matter how crazy your ex may have been, there's always someone out there who's had it worse. But “Funny Ex-Girlfriend Quotes” isn't just a book – it's an experience. As you flip through these pages, you'll find yourself nodding in recognition, laughing out loud, and even reflecting on your own relationship history. It's a journey through the absurd, the outrageous, and the downright unbelievable – and one that you won't soon forget. So, if you're ready to dive into a world of crazy ex-girlfriends, hilarious breakup stories, and the surprising wisdom that can come from even the most disastrous of relationships, then “Funny Ex-Girlfriend Quotes” is the book for you. Whether you're looking for a good laugh, a dose of commiseration, or just a reminder that you're not alone in your dating struggles, this collection has something for everyone. Don't wait – order your copy of “Funny Ex-Girlfriend Quotes” today and join the ranks of those who have survived the crazy and lived to laugh about it. Your future self (and your current self) will thank you.

Funny Ex-Wife Quotes: 100 Ways to Laugh About Your Past, Find the Humor in Heartbreak, and Heal Through Laughter
Funny Ex-Wife Quotes: 100 Ways to Laugh About Your Past, Find the Humor in Heartbreak, and Heal Through Laughter

Author: Andrea Febrian

Publisher: Andrea Febrian

Published: 2024-07-05

Total Pages: 241

ISBN-13:

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Prepare yourself for an uproarious and unexpectedly enlightening ride through the highs, lows, and twists of marriage, divorce, and everything in between! "Funny Ex-Wife Quotes: 100 Ways to Laugh About Your Past, Find the Humor in Heartbreak, and Heal Through Laughter" offers a unique compilation of real-life quotes and anecdotes from those who have experienced it all and found the humor to heal. This isn't your average quote book – it's a rollercoaster ride of emotions, experiences, and hard-earned wisdom that will have you nodding your head in recognition, laughing out loud, and maybe even shedding a tear or two (of laughter, of course). From the side-splitting one-liners like "My ex-wife was a great housekeeper. After the divorce, she kept the house" to the heart-warming tales of finding love and laughter after heartbreak, this book is a testament to the power of humor in even the toughest of times. But what really sets this book apart is the stories behind the quotes. Each chapter is filled with real-life anecdotes and experiences from people who've navigated the treacherous waters of marriage and divorce, and come out the other side with a smile on their face and a quip on their lips. You'll meet characters like John, who found solace in his model train collection after his wife left him for his best friend, and Sarah, who discovered her love of skydiving after her husband ran off with their couples' therapist. These stories are a reminder that no matter how tough things get, there's always a punchline waiting around the corner. And let's be honest – who couldn't use a little laughter in the face of life's challenges? Whether you're currently going through a divorce, have been single for a while, or are just looking for a good chuckle, this book is the perfect companion. It's like having a wise-cracking best friend in your pocket, ready to cheer you up and remind you that you're not alone in this crazy thing called love. But don't just take our word for it – dive into the pages of "Funny Ex-Wife Quotes" and discover for yourself why keywords like divorce, humor, marriage, laughter, relationships, healing, love, self-discovery, quotes, and moving on are just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to this one-of-a-kind collection. With each turn of the page, you'll find yourself laughing a little louder, smiling a little wider, and feeling a little more hopeful about the future. So what are you waiting for? Grab your copy of "Funny Ex-Wife Quotes" today and get ready to LOL your way to a brighter tomorrow! As one wise divorcee put it, "Divorce: when losing feels like winning" – and with this book by your side, you'll feel like a winner every step of the way. Get ready to embrace the funny side of life after love, and remember: sometimes the best way to heal a broken heart is with a belly laugh.

Divorced Girl Smiling
Divorced Girl Smiling

Author: Jackie Pilossoph

Publisher:

Published: 2014

Total Pages:

ISBN-13: 9781311023445

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Smile! It's not just the end of your marriage, it's the beginning of your second chance!Missy Benson has a two and a half carat diamond engagement ring with color grade H, VS2 clarity and a value of $36,000. It's absolutely gorgeous, practically flawless, and let's be honest, really big!But what the successful Chicago realtor doesn't have anymore is a husband. After 12 years of marriage, her husband, Paul, a handsome, wealthy attorney has devastated her by breaking up their marriage for Priscilla Sommerfeld, a young, personal trainer, who according to Missy's sassy assistant, J.J., looks more like a Las Vegas stripper than a fitness expert.Not sure what to do with her ring, and with no financial issues to worry about, Missy decides to put it up for sale on Craigslist. The price: 99 cents! The catch: She gets to pick the buyer. In essence, she's looking for the perfect guy, but not for herself. Her hope is to regain faith that good men do exist, and that marriages can last forever.Now referring to herself as "the divorced girl," Missy interviews dozens of young men who are vying for the huge ring. It's a contest that includes outrageous characters, hilarious and sentimental stories, and two finalists, both of whom Missy adores and who she must choose between. Then there's Parker Missoni, the sexiest contestant by far, who drives her crazy with his brutal honesty, and at the same time stops her heart with his deep brown eyes.Divorced Girl Smiling is the story of a woman's journey to do whatever it takes to heal herself from divorce. It's about acceptance, reflection, taking accountability for mistakes, and appreciating all of life's wonderful gifts. In other words, if you have the guts to put the past behind, admit your mistakes, embrace your future, and give love another chance, you will surely be a divorced girl smiling.

How to Talk to a Widower
How to Talk to a Widower

Author: Jonathan Tropper

Publisher: Bantam

Published: 2007-07-17

Total Pages: 354

ISBN-13: 0440336872

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“A resigned yet hopeful examination of grief with a side of human absurdity . . . warm and modestly knowing, with a wisecracking slacker hero.”—Kirkus Reviews Doug Parker is a widower at age twenty-nine, and in his quiet town, that makes him the object of sympathy, curiosity, and in some cases even unbridled desire. But Doug has more urgent things on his mind, such as his sixteen-year-old stepson, Russ, a once-sweet kid who is now getting into increasingly serious trouble. As Doug starts dipping his toes into the shark-infested waters of the second-time-around dating scene, it isn’t long before his new life is spinning hopelessly out of control, cutting a harrowing and often humorous swath of sexual missteps and escalating chaos across a suburban landscape. How to Talk to a Widower is a stunning novel of love, lust, and loss that USA Today hails as “hilarious but emotion-packed.” Praise for How to Talk to a Widower “[A] winning tale about a man raising his stepson after his wife dies.”—People “Part of Widower’s charm is that there’s no happily ever after, no Cinderella-catches-the-fella ending.” —USA Today “A mixture of mourning and mockery . . . surprisingly moving.”—Entertainment Weekly

Ask a Manager
Ask a Manager

Author: Alison Green

Publisher: Ballantine Books

Published: 2018-05-01

Total Pages: 306

ISBN-13: 0399181822

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From the creator of the popular website Ask a Manager and New York’s work-advice columnist comes a witty, practical guide to 200 difficult professional conversations—featuring all-new advice! There’s a reason Alison Green has been called “the Dear Abby of the work world.” Ten years as a workplace-advice columnist have taught her that people avoid awkward conversations in the office because they simply don’t know what to say. Thankfully, Green does—and in this incredibly helpful book, she tackles the tough discussions you may need to have during your career. You’ll learn what to say when • coworkers push their work on you—then take credit for it • you accidentally trash-talk someone in an email then hit “reply all” • you’re being micromanaged—or not being managed at all • you catch a colleague in a lie • your boss seems unhappy with your work • your cubemate’s loud speakerphone is making you homicidal • you got drunk at the holiday party Praise for Ask a Manager “A must-read for anyone who works . . . [Alison Green’s] advice boils down to the idea that you should be professional (even when others are not) and that communicating in a straightforward manner with candor and kindness will get you far, no matter where you work.”—Booklist (starred review) “The author’s friendly, warm, no-nonsense writing is a pleasure to read, and her advice can be widely applied to relationships in all areas of readers’ lives. Ideal for anyone new to the job market or new to management, or anyone hoping to improve their work experience.”—Library Journal (starred review) “I am a huge fan of Alison Green’s Ask a Manager column. This book is even better. It teaches us how to deal with many of the most vexing big and little problems in our workplaces—and to do so with grace, confidence, and a sense of humor.”—Robert Sutton, Stanford professor and author of The No Asshole Rule and The Asshole Survival Guide “Ask a Manager is the ultimate playbook for navigating the traditional workforce in a diplomatic but firm way.”—Erin Lowry, author of Broke Millennial: Stop Scraping By and Get Your Financial Life Together

God on a Harley
God on a Harley

Author: Joan Brady

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2015-09-29

Total Pages: 176

ISBN-13: 1501127225

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The beloved modern classic about a woman who finds love—and herself—from an unexpected source. At thirty-seven, Christine Moore has an overwhelming case of burnout with a frustrating career, a few dead-end romances, and a less-than-perfect figure. Little does she know her life is about to change in a way she could’ve never imagined. “Come out of the shadows, Christine. You’ve spent far too much time hiding in shadows.” These words are spoken to her by a gorgeous man astride a 1340cc Harley-Davidson, mysteriously parked on a moonlit beach near her home. Inexplicably drawn to this stranger—who seems to know everything about her—Christine finds herself surrendering to his words. So begins her remarkable voyage of the spirit that sets her heart and soul free. Suddenly appreciating every precious moment of life, Christine discovers the six wonderous steps that lead to ultimate peace and joy. “A whimsical tale of a journey toward spiritual fulfillment” (Publishers Weekly), God on a Harley is the perfect gift for everyone who’s had a broken heart but still believes in genuine happiness. Need a lift?

The Sense of an Ending
The Sense of an Ending

Author: Julian Barnes

Publisher: Vintage

Published: 2011-10-05

Total Pages: 158

ISBN-13: 0307957330

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BOOKER PRIZE WINNER • NATIONAL BESTSELLER • A novel that follows a middle-aged man as he contends with a past he never much thought about—until his closest childhood friends return with a vengeance: one of them from the grave, another maddeningly present. A novel so compelling that it begs to be read in a single setting, The Sense of an Ending has the psychological and emotional depth and sophistication of Henry James at his best, and is a stunning achievement in Julian Barnes's oeuvre. Tony Webster thought he left his past behind as he built a life for himself, and his career has provided him with a secure retirement and an amicable relationship with his ex-wife and daughter, who now has a family of her own. But when he is presented with a mysterious legacy, he is forced to revise his estimation of his own nature and place in the world.

Choosing ME Before WE
Choosing ME Before WE

Author: Christine Arylo

Publisher: New World Library

Published: 2010-09-07

Total Pages: 234

ISBN-13: 1577318455

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Full of sass, soul, and the type of empowering wisdom that no woman should live without, Choosing ME before WE is like a heart-to-heart with your closest girlfriend. And best of all, you’ll discover that your closest girlfriend is your own truest self, inside you, always ready to offer wise, loving advice and counsel about what is best for you. Designed to challenge and guide women to create the relationships they want instead of the ones they often find themselves stuck in, this book is packed with: stimulating questions to uncover what’s true for you, daring you to get downright real about yourself and your relationships powerful techniques to change old habits that sabotage your dreams real-life experiences shared by the author, her friends, and her clients Author Christine Arylo, who almost married the wrong guy for all the wrong reasons, speaks to women of all ages, whether they’re seeking a relationship, evaluating a less-than-fulfilling one, rebounding from a bad breakup, or working through issues with a partner. Choosing ME before WE teaches women to stop settling, to get real about the kind of partner they’re looking for, and to start exploring and creating what they truly want in themselves and their relationships.

Normal People
Normal People

Author: Sally Rooney

Publisher: Crown

Published: 2019-04-16

Total Pages: 305

ISBN-13: 1984822195

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NOW AN EMMY-NOMINATED HULU ORIGINAL SERIES • NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • LONGLISTED FOR THE BOOKER PRIZE • “A stunning novel about the transformative power of relationships” (People) from the author of Conversations with Friends, “a master of the literary page-turner” (J. Courtney Sullivan). “[A] novel that demands to be read compulsively, in one sitting.”—The Washington Post ONE OF ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY’S TEN BEST NOVELS OF THE DECADE TEN BEST BOOKS OF THE YEAR: People, Slate, The New York Public Library, Harvard Crimson Connell and Marianne grew up in the same small town, but the similarities end there. At school, Connell is popular and well liked, while Marianne is a loner. But when the two strike up a conversation—awkward but electrifying—something life changing begins. A year later, they’re both studying at Trinity College in Dublin. Marianne has found her feet in a new social world while Connell hangs at the sidelines, shy and uncertain. Throughout their years at university, Marianne and Connell circle one another, straying toward other people and possibilities but always magnetically, irresistibly drawn back together. And as she veers into self-destruction and he begins to search for meaning elsewhere, each must confront how far they are willing to go to save the other. Normal People is the story of mutual fascination, friendship, and love. It takes us from that first conversation to the years beyond, in the company of two people who try to stay apart but find that they can’t. WINNER: The British Book Award, The Costa Book Award, The An Post Irish Novel of the Year, Sunday Times Young Writer of the Year Award BEST BOOKS OF THE YEAR: The New York Times, The New York Times Book Review, Oprah Daily, Time, NPR, The Washington Post, Vogue, Esquire, Glamour, Elle, Marie Claire, Vox, The Paris Review, Good Housekeeping, Town & Country

I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die
I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die

Author: Sarah J. Robinson

Publisher: WaterBrook

Published: 2021-05-11

Total Pages: 257

ISBN-13: 0593193539

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A compassionate, shame-free guide for your darkest days “A one-of-a-kind book . . . to read for yourself or give to a struggling friend or loved one without the fear that depression and suicidal thoughts will be minimized, medicalized or over-spiritualized.”—Kay Warren, cofounder of Saddleback Church What happens when loving Jesus doesn’t cure you of depression, anxiety, or suicidal thoughts? You might be crushed by shame over your mental illness, only to be told by well-meaning Christians to “choose joy” and “pray more.” So you beg God to take away the pain, but nothing eases the ache inside. As darkness lingers and color drains from your world, you’re left wondering if God has abandoned you. You just want a way out. But there’s hope. In I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die, Sarah J. Robinson offers a healthy, practical, and shame-free guide for Christians struggling with mental illness. With unflinching honesty, Sarah shares her story of battling depression and fighting to stay alive despite toxic theology that made her afraid to seek help outside the church. Pairing her own story with scriptural insights, mental health research, and simple practices, Sarah helps you reconnect with the God who is present in our deepest anguish and discover that you are worth everything it takes to get better. Beautifully written and full of hard-won wisdom, I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die offers a path toward a rich, hope-filled life in Christ, even when healing doesn’t look like what you expect.