Fucking Pterodactyl

Fucking Pterodactyl

Author: Xenophon Oviduis-Sophron-Naso

Publisher: Austin Macauley Publishers

Published: 2023-03-03

Total Pages: 69

ISBN-13: 1398496138

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Margareta du Plessis the Republican Madam Prime Minister does “Madam Prime Minister’s Questions” as she takes a few swipes at her pterodactyl Democrat opposite by calling him a “fucking pterodactyl” over his sex allegations of her gay brother’s doings with a European male whore on live Gay TV the night before, by tossing her half-drunk glass of wine right at him where it just missed him by inches as it pulverized upon the olive-green work-bench right beside him. Madam Prime Minister also had a go at her pterodactyl counterpart over the acquisition of androids which work without any pay and don’t require any food, that are set to replace general biological office workers who she’s commissioned to immediately work in an Andromeda exotic jewellery mining colony for jewels to be made and sold intergalactically. So, the pterodactyl calls for immediate strikes in the House of Commons, London, circa 30,050 AD. in an alternate sci-fi reality.


Bucky F*cking Dent

Bucky F*cking Dent

Author: David Duchovny

Publisher: Farrar, Straus and Giroux

Published: 2016-04-05

Total Pages: 305

ISBN-13: 0374714762

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The New York Times bestselling author David Duchovny is back with Bucky F*cking Dent, a singular tale that brims with the mirth, poignancy, and profound solitude of modern life. Ted Fullilove, aka Mr. Peanut, is not like other Ivy League grads. He shares an apartment with Goldberg, his beloved battery-operated fish, sleeps on a bed littered with yellow legal pads penned with what he hopes will be the next great American Novel, and spends the waning days of the Carter administration at Yankee Stadium, waxing poetic while slinging peanuts to pay the rent. When Ted hears the news that his estranged father, Marty, is dying of lung cancer, he immediately moves back into his childhood home, where a whirlwind of revelations ensues. The browbeating absentee father of Ted’s youth tries to make up for lost time, but his health dips drastically whenever his beloved Red Sox lose. And so, with help from Mariana—the Nuyorican grief counselor with whom Ted promptly falls in love—and a crew of neighborhood old-timers, Ted orchestrates the illusion of a Boston winning streak, enabling Marty and the Red Sox to reverse the Curse of the Bambino and cruise their way to World Series victory. Well, sort of. David Duchovny’s richly drawn Bucky F*cking Dent explores the bonds between fathers and sons and the age-old rivalry between Yankee fans and the Fenway faithful, and grapples with our urgent need to persevere—and risk everything—in the name of love. Culminating in that fateful moment in October of ’78 when the mighty Bucky Dent hit his way into baseball history with the unlikeliest of home runs, this tender, insightful, and hilarious novel demonstrates how life truly belongs to the losers, and that the long shots are the ones worth betting on.


Double Duce

Double Duce

Author: Aaron Cometbus

Publisher: Last Gasp

Published: 2003

Total Pages: 172

ISBN-13: 9780867195866

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What Kerouac was to the Beat generation, Aaron Cometbus is to the punk scene in Berkeley, California. In this first novel, his slacker kids ponder life's mundane questions with the seriousness of ancient philosophers: how to get by on no money, where to scam free photocopies, and the finer points of food filching. Through a haze of beer and Top Ramen, they engage in endless debates about the nature of punk rock rage. the tribe of punks and dropouts has never before been so perfectly chronicled as in this oral history made into a written saga. In his autobiographical work, Cometbus offers an eclectic series of connected stories about living on the fringe in Berkeley.


The Coalition Chronicles

The Coalition Chronicles

Author: Ian Martin

Publisher: Faber & Faber

Published: 2011-09-01

Total Pages: 290

ISBN-13: 057127692X

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They've stopped holding late-night sessions in Parliament. Or have they? Imagine a House of Commons with the cameras switched off, the press and public excluded, but with the bar still open. What sort of vile abuse might hon. Members hurl at each other if they were pissed and off the record? In these unofficial transcripts of Parliamentary Proceedings, Ian Martin [ The Thick Of It] documents the sweary debates of the Coalition Government's first year in power. Contains very strong language - and very weak personalities - desperate to make their mark in British politics by saying anything, however horrible.


Straight White Men

Straight White Men

Author: Young Jean Lee

Publisher: Dramatists Play Service, Inc.

Published: 2017-09-29

Total Pages: 77

ISBN-13: 082223596X

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When Ed and his three adult sons come together to celebrate Christmas, they enjoy cheerful trash-talking, pranks, and takeout Chinese. Then they confront a problem that even being a happy family can’t solve: When identity matters, and privilege is problematic, what is the value of being a straight white man?


Black Carbon - The Complete Series

Black Carbon - The Complete Series

Author: A.J. Scudiere

Publisher: Griffyn Ink

Published: 2024-05-15

Total Pages: 2348

ISBN-13:

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The apocalypse is now! Lights out. Keep still. Pray for morning. With the world changing right in front of them, the Mazur family will have to fight just to stay alive. Everything will be put to the test as the animals mutate, the waters rise, and the weather gets unspeakably worse… THE HUNTED - Joule and Cage Mazur know something is stalking the streets at night and their family’s only protection is bolting the door and embracing the darkness. But their locks won’t hold forever… THE SURFACE - When the rains came the first time and campus flooded, Cage thought it was a freak weather incident. Joule saw it for what it was—a warning. THE TEMPEST - The first tornado was an anomaly. But as everyone rushes to set up the new solar farm, they find that the winds have shifted and no one is safe. THE SWARM – When their tour guide slaps at a bug then drops dead, Cage and Joule will have to figure out why… before they are next. THE TAKEN – Cage and Joule are back in the fray when their best friend is reported missing. Is Sarah even still alive? Humans may be the worst disaster yet. THE NIGHT - When Joule saw the shadows, she knew: the Night Hunters were back. But you can’t escape the enemy you can’t identify. This box set contains 6 full novels from USA Today Bestselling Author A.J. Scudiere. Stay quiet. Follow the tracks. Fight back. Dive into the battle now with the Mazurs and the new family they’ve built. Will you survive?


Road to the Hollow

Road to the Hollow

Author: Cassandra Featherstone

Publisher: Cassandra Featherstone

Published: 2021-06-23

Total Pages: 172

ISBN-13:

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“I suggest you focus your considerable talents and effort on finding another career path.” From the moment those words left Agent Grant’s lips, I realized my dream of being a profiler for the F.B.I. was dead. All because I happened to come from a small town in the Midwest. Seriously, that’s the only reason he would give me. So I did what any sane woman with a heart full of rage and an Ivy League education would do. Pack up what was left of my failed life and move back... I don’t know what triggered the flags on my file, but you can sure as hell bet I will find out—even if it kills me. While love blossoms and passions ignite, a sinister mystery unfolds in the shadows of Whistler's Hollow. Jolene, with her unwavering determination, becomes an unlikely detective, determined to uncover the truth behind the unexplained occurrences plaguing the town. As she delves deeper into the secrets that lie hidden within the supernatural realm, Jolene must navigate the treacherous waters of love and loyalty, forging alliances and unraveling dangerous conspiracies along the way.


Queen Unseen - My Life with the Greatest Rock Band of the 20th Century: Revised and with Added Material

Queen Unseen - My Life with the Greatest Rock Band of the 20th Century: Revised and with Added Material

Author: Peter Hince

Publisher: Bonnier Zaffre

Published: 2015-10-11

Total Pages: 292

ISBN-13: 1784188794

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Imagine being alongside one of the greatest bands in the history of rock, touring the world and being there as they perform at some of the best and biggest music venues in the world. Peter Hince didn't have to imagine: for more than a decade, he lived a life that other people can only dream of as he worked with Queen as head of their road crew. In 1973, Queen was the support act for Mott the Hoople, for whom Peter was a roadie. Back then, Queen had to content themselves with being second on the bill and the world had not yet woken up to the flamboyant talent of Freddie Mercury. Peter started working full time for Queen just as they were making A Night at the Opera, the album which catapulted them to international stardom. In this intimate and affectionate book, Peter recalls the highlights of his years with the band. He was with Freddie when he composed 'Crazy Little Thing Called Love'; he was responsible for making sure that Freddie's stage performances went without a hitch - and was often there to witness his famed tantrums! He was also party to the sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll which are invariably part of life on the road with a rock band.


The Fear Of Butterfly

The Fear Of Butterfly

Author: Cree Storm

Publisher: Cree Storm

Published: 2020-04-28

Total Pages:

ISBN-13: 0463865391

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Jazzy’s friend is hurting and there’s only one man that can fix that so Jazzy takes on a dangerous blizzard to go and get Cortez, King of the Highlands. What Jazzy didn’t count on was not only getting hurt, but the man he sought was his mate. However someone wants Jazzy dead and when he wakes up in the freezing snow, Jazzy can only hope Cortez can find him before he freezes to death.


Schizophrenic

Schizophrenic

Author: Ally North

Publisher: Austin Macauley Publishers

Published: 2024-09-13

Total Pages: 177

ISBN-13: 1035850397

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Ally North's life is shattered by abuse at the age of eleven, but she refuses to fit the stereotype of a beautiful victim. By turns she is intelligent and funny, psychotic and violent. Cognizant of her symptoms of schizophrenia, she tries to control them with alcohol and drugs. It's never wise to fight a passionate tomboy, and she finds support in her devoted father, Davey, and in her ex-teacher friend, Steve Hussy. "Mangled characters living out their dead-end love affair; thwarted at every possible turn by alcohol, drugs and mental illness. The writing is lean and savage: they talk a lot about breaking free but their story is like that last drink of the night - spiked with barbiturates." U.V.RAY: "A CIGARETTE BURN IN THE SUN"