Fowl Language: The Struggle Is Real

Fowl Language: The Struggle Is Real

Author: Brian Gordon

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 2017-10-10

Total Pages: 128

ISBN-13: 1449488447

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“This Guy’s Comics Hilariously Sum Up the Truth About Being a Parent.”—Buzzfeed He's back, and he's totally got parenting figured out this time. KIDDING. It's another collection of Fowl Language comics, ripped from the headlines of this author's actual friggin' life. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll swear. It's almost exactly like a day of parenting, except without the annoying little people.


Fowl Language: Winging It

Fowl Language: Winging It

Author: Brian Gordon

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 2019-10-22

Total Pages: 161

ISBN-13: 1524859338

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The world's finest parenting cartoon featuring ducks presents a comprehensive view of the early parenting years in all of their maddening cuteness and sanity-depriving chaos. In addition to dozens of previously unpublished cartoons, Fowl Language: Winging It is organized into 12 thematic chapters—including "Babies: Oh Dear God, What Have We Done?"; "Siblings: Best Frenemies Forever"; and "Sleep: Everybody Needs It, Nobody's Gettin' It"—each of which begins with a hilarious, illustrated 500-word essay.


Fowl Language

Fowl Language

Author: Brian Gordon

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 2016-03-22

Total Pages: 128

ISBN-13: 1449479901

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Parenting can be a magical journey full of bliss and wonder . . . if you're on the right meds. For the rest of us, it's another thing altogether. Fowl Language Comics takes an unvarnished look at the tedium and aggravation of parenting, while never forgetting that the reason we put up with those little jerks is that we love them so damn much. By poking fun at the daily struggles parents face, these cartoons help all of us feel less alone in our continual struggle to stay sane. Brian Gordon, creator of Fowl Language Comics, has two small children of his own and knows well the trials and tribulations that go along with raising them. With more than eighteen years of experience in humorous illustration, writing, and cartooning, Brian's visual point of view is memorable, authentic, and instantly recognizable. From Brian: "They say 'write what you know.' Well, I don’t know much, but I do know what it’s like to be the father of two brilliant, beautiful, bat-shit-crazy kids."


Fowl Play

Fowl Play

Author: Travis Nichols

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2015-08-04

Total Pages: 40

ISBN-13: 1452139431

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Just what kind of monkey business has befallen Mr. Hound's shop? Luckily, our team of plucky detectives has been chomping at the bit to take on their first case. When Mr. Hound hires them to investigate, they hoof it to his shop. And once they get sleuthing, wild horses couldn't drag them away from the scent of a clue. But is it all just a dog and pony show to distract them from the truth? Idioms are everywhere in this hilarious first case of the Gumshoe Zoo detective agency as they attempt to solve Mr. Hound's mystery. Early readers will love the multi-paneled comic book hybrid feel of this raucous adventure as the detectives manage to keep a straight face, collar some suspects, and solve a mystery, all while avoiding beating a dead—never mind. Plus, this is the fixed format version, which will look almost identical to the print version. Additionally for devices that support audio, this ebook includes a read-along setting.


Fowl Weather

Fowl Weather

Author: Bob Tarte

Publisher: Algonquin Books

Published: 2007-03-16

Total Pages: 320

ISBN-13: 1565127382

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In Bob Tarte's home, pandemonium is the order of the day, and animals literally rule the roost—thirty-nine of them at last count. Whether it's the knot-tying African grey parrot, or the overweight cat who's trained Bob to hold her water bowl just above the floor, or the nightmarish duck who challenges him to a shoving match, this menagerie, along with his endlessly optimistic wife, Linda, provides daily lessons on the chaos inherent in our lives. But not until this modern-day Noah's Ark hits stormy weather—and Bob's world spins out of control—does he realize that this exuberant gaggle of animals provides his spiritual anchor. It is their alien presence, their sense of humor, and their impulsive behavior that both drive Bob crazy and paradoxically return him to sanity. With the same sly humor and dead-on character portraits that made Enslaved by Ducks such a rousing success, Tarte proves that life with animals offers a wholly different perspective on the world.


How to Speak Chicken

How to Speak Chicken

Author: Melissa Caughey

Publisher: Storey Publishing

Published: 2017-11-28

Total Pages: 145

ISBN-13: 1612129110

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Best-selling author Melissa Caughey knows that backyard chickens are like any favorite pet — fun to spend time with and fascinating to observe. Her hours among the flock have resulted in this quirky, irresistible guide packed with firsthand insights into how chickens communicate and interact, use their senses to understand the world around them, and establish pecking order and roles within the flock. Combining her up-close observations with scientific findings and interviews with other chicken enthusiasts, Caughey answers unexpected questions such as Do chickens have names for each other? How do their eyes work? and How do chickens learn? Foreword INDIES Silver Award Winner


Hooray for Birds!

Hooray for Birds!

Author: Lucy Cousins

Publisher: Candlewick Press

Published: 2017-03-28

Total Pages: 40

ISBN-13: 0763692654

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Illustrations and rhyming text invite readers to imagine themselves as brilliant birds.


The Fowl Twins

The Fowl Twins

Author: Eoin Colfer

Publisher: Disney Electronic Content

Published: 2019-11-05

Total Pages: 378

ISBN-13: 1368049109

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One week after their eleventh birthday, the Fowl twins--scientist Myles, and Beckett, the force of nature--are left in the care of house security (NANNI) for a single night. In that time they befriend a troll who has clawed his way through the earth's crust to the surface. Unfortunately for the troll, he is being chased by a nefarious nobleman and an interrogating nun, who both need the magical creature for their own gain, as well as a fairy-in-training who has been assigned to protect him. The boys and their new troll best friend escape and go on the run. Along the way they get shot at, kidnapped, buried, arrested, threatened, killed (temporarily), and discover that the strongest bond in the world is not the one forged by covalent electrons in adjacent atoms, but the one that exists between a pair of twins.


Fowl Language: Winging It

Fowl Language: Winging It

Author: Brian Gordon

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 2019-10-22

Total Pages: 161

ISBN-13: 152485932X

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The world's finest parenting cartoon featuring ducks presents a comprehensive view of the early parenting years in all of their maddening cuteness and sanity-depriving chaos. In addition to dozens of previously unpublished cartoons, Fowl Language: Winging It is organized into 12 thematic chapters—including "Babies: Oh Dear God, What Have We Done?"; "Siblings: Best Frenemies Forever"; and "Sleep: Everybody Needs It, Nobody's Gettin' It"—each of which begins with a hilarious, illustrated 500-word essay.


The Artemis Fowl Files

The Artemis Fowl Files

Author: Eoin Colfer

Publisher: Hyperion

Published: 2008-03-18

Total Pages: 208

ISBN-13: 9780786836758

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The Artemis Fowl Files is comprised of two original stories: “LEPrecon”: the story of Fairy Police Captain Holly Short’s move from Traffic to Recon following her initiation into the Fairy Police; and “The Seventh Dwarf”, featuring Mulch, Butler, and Artemis himself. EXTRAS INCLUDE: • “Behind-the-scenes” interviews with major characters including: Artemis, Holly, Foaly, Mulch, and Eoin Colfer himself • Coded section from the Fairy Book for kids to translate • A section for Fairy Spotters including the different categories of Fairy and their physical characteristics and personality traits, including: Elves, Trolls, Sprites, Pixies Goblins, Dwarves and Centaurs • Technical diagrams of Foaly’s inventions