Farts are like Snowflakes

Farts are like Snowflakes

Author: Jamie Grant

Publisher: FriesenPress

Published: 2021-09-20

Total Pages: 34

ISBN-13: 1039115691

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With so much to learn, from science to the arts, this is a book to learn all about farts. This book is a poem that's funny and classy, meant to bring smiles to all who've been gassy.


The Fart Tootorial

The Fart Tootorial

Author: Dan DiSorbo

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2013-03-19

Total Pages: 123

ISBN-13: 1452105022

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Joke book about farts, offering information on just what a fart is and how to perform certain humorous moves in association with one's farts.


Better With You in It

Better With You in It

Author: Jamie Grant

Publisher: FriesenPress

Published: 2022-10-31

Total Pages: 54

ISBN-13: 1039149049

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No matter your creed, your colour, or race, You should always feel you belong in a place. Each year, each day, every hour, every minute, This world is a whole lot better with you in it!


Hang in There... Wherever "There" Is

Hang in There... Wherever

Author: Nicole Roberge

Publisher: Chipmunkapublishing ltd

Published: 2011-06-01

Total Pages: 282

ISBN-13: 1849910529

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DescriptionThis compelling and poignant memoir tells about the journey through the disease of Anorexia, the recovery process, and all that comes with it-the hurt, hope and humor. After almost dying from the disease, and being neglected by the doctors, the author sought recovery and spent seven weeks at an inpatient facility. In her powerful story, she digs into the depths of Anorexia and describes how her simple diet and exercise program turned into a horrific eating disorder-one that controlled her life and forced her to go to the gym every day for four hours and reduce her diet to only fruit. After almost suffering from a heart attack and amazed that she was still alive, she knew she had to save herself and get treatment. Today, she is a survivor. By telling her story of the disease and recovery process, she not only educates the reader about eating disorders, but also shares with them a secret world unknown to many, and most importantly, that there is hope and recovery is possible. About the AuthorNicole Roberge was born in 1982 and lives in Connecticut. As a writer, she has been published in The Los Angeles Times, Rolling Stone, ELLEgirl, The Hartford Courant, Diverse Education, Her Sports, Gotham Baseball, Hear/Say, Songwriter Universe, SHE Caribbean, and writes a weekly humor-dating column for Online Dating Magazine. In addition, she was a book contributor to the Los Angeles dining guide, "Hungry?" She also founded and serves as editor to the online music magazine, "Tuned In Music." Roberge founded the non-profit "Beautiful Lives," for Eating Disorder Education and Prevention programs in Connecticut. She speaks at schools, health fairs, and forums on eating disorders. She continues to do other advocacy work in both Connecticut and Washington, D.C. Roberge holds a B.A. in English and a Certificate in Communication from Saint Anselm College in Manchester, New Hampshire, as well as a Certificate in Screenwriting from UCLA.


The Re/Search Guide to Bodily Fluids

The Re/Search Guide to Bodily Fluids

Author: Paul Spinrad

Publisher: Juno Books

Published: 1999-08

Total Pages: 152

ISBN-13:

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This provocative and renowned guide sparks a radical rethinking of our relationship with our bodies and nature, humourously (and seriously) spanning the gamut of everything you ever wanted to know about bodily functions and excreta. Each function is discussed from a variety of viewpoints: scientific, anthropological, historical, mythological, sociological and artistic.


Searches & Seizures

Searches & Seizures

Author: Stanley Elkin

Publisher: Open Road Media

Published: 2010-10-26

Total Pages: 279

ISBN-13: 1453204288

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Three novellas filled with humor and insight by one of America’s modern literary masters In Searches & Seizures, Elkin tells the story of the criminal, the lovelorn, and the grieving, each searching desperately for fulfillment—while on the verge of receiving much more than they bargained for. Infused with Elkin’s signature wit and richly drawn characters, “The Bailbondsman,” “The Making of Ashenden,” and “The Condominium” are the creations of a literary virtuoso at the pinnacle of his craft. This ebook features rare photos and never-before-seen documents from the author’s estate and from the Stanley Elkin archives at Washington University in St. Louis.


Fighting against Gravity

Fighting against Gravity

Author: Isabella Cassazza

Publisher: Isabella Cassazza

Published: 2020-07-30

Total Pages: 272

ISBN-13:

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"The perfect mix of swoon, witty banter, heat, all-the-feels, angst, romance, and hockey!" - Melinda Can two broken souls make healing their goal? Michael I’m not shy about my all-star defensemen moves. But after a career-ending injury replaces my stick with a cane, I forever lose my Stanley Cup dream. And when an interior decorator arrives to make over my home, my shattered ambitions trigger a five-minute major that could cost me everything. Ellie After my little boy’s father left the picture, I solemnly swore off all men. And I’m definitely not going to put up with an arrogant ex-athlete’s temper tantrums. So even with my business on the brink of ruin, I walk away from a lucrative contract. When Michael apologizes, he accidentally causes me to break my leg. And I reluctantly accept his offer to care for me and my son. But then have nowhere to hide from his tenderness amid his lingering wounds. Fighting against Gravity is part of the spirited Tigers Hockey sports romance series but can be read standalone. If you like enemies-to-lovers tales, swoon-worthy characters, and triumphs over life challenges, then you’ll adore Isabella Cassazza’s story of unexpected connection. Buy Fighting against Gravity to dig your blades into ice-cold tension today!


A Million Little Snowflakes

A Million Little Snowflakes

Author: Logan Byrne

Publisher: Logan Byrne

Published: 2015-11-23

Total Pages: 140

ISBN-13:

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Oliver Hurst has always been abnormally normal. His grades are horrible, his best friend just left for Utah, and he's depressed. His overly religious parents don’t help, especially since they control every facet of his life. One stupid sentence said in desperation gets Oliver tossed in an adolescent psych ward, where his depression and fears become even more of a reality. When Oliver meets snide, tough girl Lacey Waters he doesn't think his life could get any better, that is, until she becomes the ray of sunshine he has desperately needed on his cloudiest of days. young adult romance, teen romance, teen contemporary romance, young adult contemporary romance, sweet teen romance, sweet young adult romance, teen mental health, teen depression fiction, young adult free romance, young adult free contemporary romance, free young adult romance, free teen romance, free teen contemporary romance


The Power of Pi

The Power of Pi

Author: Stickman, Graves, & Lagrou

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

Published: 2013-05-21

Total Pages: 344

ISBN-13: 1477145923

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During our doomed near future... In the center of the world, in the center of the galaxy; San Tropez Nebraska, is being attacked by biblical floods, Rock n’ Roll country pop stars, and its own ‘Super heroes.’ With the entire planet unaware of the mass-media brainwash, people are enslaved by television and the evolved version of Internet, the Outternet. Their bodies left to mimic a shell of a life they believe coincides with ‘reality.’ But 3 young boys are the last defenders of existence’s greatest kept secret, the Power of Pi. Though they remember nothing before the birth of their powers, they will test their dynamism, friendship and the limits of conscious reality. These strange pajama wearing heroes will be the only hope to getting in the way of the Tube, and slap our stupid slobbering faces awake, out of the dream we have fallen into. That is, if the most powerful being in the Multiverse, will allow it...


More Adventures of a Montana Misfit

More Adventures of a Montana Misfit

Author: Lyle Manley

Publisher: Farcountry Press

Published: 2016-11-14

Total Pages: 975

ISBN-13: 1591521874

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This volume continues Adventures of a Misfit: Coming of Age in the 50s and 60s. Inspired by true events, the story picks up in 1962 as the narrator begins junior high school in Bozeman, Montana. With an awkward - and occasionally hilarious - attempt to navigate teenage society, the author endures a stint in the Boy Scouts, camping trips, Little League baseball, a paper route, art projects gone awry, excruciating embarrassments, and a lesson showing there is no career in being a wise guy. In high school, things begin to change rapidly with the overwhelming impulse to be one of the popular students. With this, the narrator's notions of the world become ever more at odds with reality. Soon, drinking escapades become increasingly reckless, resulting in arrest, fraternizing with lawyers, and jail. Before the author's senior year of high school, the family moves to Great Falls, Montana. The process of attending a new school while surviving what was left behind results in further exploits for the highlight reel. The late 1960s bring the Viet Nam War and social turmoil even to Montana, mirroring the narrator's disorientation.