Fart Proudly
Fart Proudly

Author: Benjamin Franklin

Publisher: North Atlantic Books

Published: 2019-01-29

Total Pages: 128

ISBN-13: 1583949348

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A mention of flatulence might conjure up images of bratty high school boys or lowbrow comics. But one of the most eloquent—and least expected—commentators on the subject is Benjamin Franklin. The writings in Fart Proudly reveal the rogue who lived peaceably within the philosopher and statesman. Included are "The Letter to a Royal Academy"; "On Choosing a Mistress"; "Rules on Making Oneself Disagreeable"; and other jibes. Franklin's irrepressible wit found an outlet in perpetrating hoaxes, attacking marriage and other sacred cows, and skewering the English Parliament. Reminding us of the humorous, irreverent side of this American icon, these essays endure as both hilarious satire and a timely reminder of the importance of a free press.

Fart for Freedom
Fart for Freedom

Author: C.S. Davies

Publisher: AuthorHouse

Published: 2010-12-15

Total Pages: 377

ISBN-13: 145205603X

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Two demented psychotic groups are engaged in a battle for moral, if not hygienic superiority. Fart For Freedom, with their freedom farters like the Silent But Deadly assassins and Curry Men explosive experts, are steadfastly led by their leaders; the Inner Rectum. Their sole purpose in life is to make the world a place where anyone can fart anytime and anywhere, without fear of retribution. Opposing them is STOP; the Society To Oppress Perverts- a group that brings a whole new meaning to the term anal retentiveness. Their puritanical view of the world sets them against the freedom farters at every turn. In the STOP world; clean equals serene. Unwillingly thrown into this turbulent situation is Algenon Plugg; a mild-mannered man with a traumatic past. After memories of his childhood catch up with him at a most inopportune time, he is hurled into a maelstrom that threatens death and destruction for anyone who crosses his path. If Fart For Freedom is to survive, they must eliminate the opposition before they themselves are eliminated.

Fart Proudly
Fart Proudly

Author: Benjamin Franklin

Publisher:

Published: 2016-11-17

Total Pages: 24

ISBN-13: 9781540489326

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"Fart Proudly" (also called "A Letter to a Royal Academy", and "To the Royal Academy of Farting") is the popular name of a "notorious essay" about flatulence written by Benjamin Franklin c. 1781 while he was living abroad as United States Ambassador to France.

Fart Proudly
Fart Proudly

Author: Benjamin Franklin

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2016-11-18

Total Pages: 24

ISBN-13: 9781540503725

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"Fart Proudly" (also called "A Letter to a Royal Academy", and "To the Royal Academy of Farting") is the popular name of a "notorious essay" about flatulence written by Benjamin Franklin c. 1781 while he was living abroad as United States Ambassador to France.

The Art of the Fart
The Art of the Fart

Author: Steve Bryant

Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.

Published: 2004-12

Total Pages: 140

ISBN-13: 9781856487320

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For those who delight in the rude, who have fun with the foul, nothing could be more entertaining than this unique look at the world’s most embarrassing sound and aroma. Illustrated with hilariously subtitled images from silent and other movies, it offers pure, unadulterated amusement. Peruse the 2,000-word glossary of various “farts” and “farters.” Find out about Farts in History, and how they changed the world. “The Way of the Third Eye” provides a religious and martial arts guide to farting prowess. To fart or not to fart: that is the question, and a “social directory” answers it. Top Twenty lists present the best fart-related films, books, and songs. Interspersed throughout are boxes featuring facts, quotes, and real-life farters such as Mr. Methane.

The History of Farting
The History of Farting

Author: Benjamin Bart

Publisher: Michael O'Mara Books

Published: 2013-04-26

Total Pages: 112

ISBN-13: 1782431411

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This book book encompasses all aspects of the history of farting, from the place of farts in culture through the ages to an A-Z of classic farts.

Fart in the Wind
Fart in the Wind

Author: Vivian Gale

Publisher:

Published: 2009-06-03

Total Pages: 250

ISBN-13: 9780615290447

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"Fart in the Wind" is a comedic and inspirational self-help book about letting go.

Benefit of Farting Explained
Benefit of Farting Explained

Author: Jonathan Swift

Publisher: Alma Books

Published: 2018-01-01

Total Pages: 62

ISBN-13: 0714546437

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What is the nature, essence and definition of a fart? What are the consequences and disadvantages of suppressing one? Why is farting considered to be taboo? Swift's The Benefit of Farting argues eloquently, in a forceful a posteriori fashion, that most of the distempers thought to affect the fairer sex are due to flatulences not adequately vented. To complete the excursus into this venerable and age-old human activity, Charles James Fox's Essay upon Wind provides a detailed analysis, classification and history of farting, peppered with wit and curious anecdotes about particularly eminent farters of the past.