F in Exams
F in Exams

Author: Richard Benson

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2014-01-21

Total Pages: 129

ISBN-13: 1452138575

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F stands for "funny" in this perfect gift for students or anyone who has ever had to struggle through a test and needs a good laugh. Celebrating the creative side of failure in a way we can all relate to, F in Exams gathers the most hilarious and inventive test answers provided by students who, faced with a question they have no hope of getting right, decide to have a little fun instead. Whether in science (Q: What is the highest frequency noise that a human can register? A: Mariah Carey), the humanities (Q: What did Mahatma Gandhi and Genghis Khan have in common? A: Unusual names), math, or other subjects, these 250 entries prove that while everyone enjoys the spectacle of failure, it's even sweeter to see a FAIL turn into a WIN.

F for Effort
F for Effort

Author: Richard Benson

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2012-07-11

Total Pages: 131

ISBN-13: 145211322X

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Presents a collection of incorrect yet humorous test answers from real students, from an elementary student claiming that "two halves make a whale" to a high schooler who credits Galileo with inventing the solar system.

F in Exams: Complete Failure Edition
F in Exams: Complete Failure Edition

Author: Richard Benson

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2016-03-22

Total Pages: 386

ISBN-13: 1452154457

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The ultimate compendium of the international and New York Times bestselling series, this fun omnibus features the complete content from all four books—F in Exams, F for Effort, F this Test, and F in Exams: Pop Quiz—plus more than 100 brand-new, sadly real, hilariously wrong student answers (Q: What is the role of a catalyst in a chemical reaction? A: It lists the cats involved). Also including bonus trivia in the form of "Stuff They Should Have Taught Us in School" facts (did you know a sneeze can travel up to 100 MPH?), this A+ collection will amuse anyone facing down a test as well as those happy to have the classroom behind them.

F this Test
F this Test

Author: Richard Benson

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2014-03-18

Total Pages: 129

ISBN-13: 1452133352

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From the same hilarious wellspring of failure as the bestselling F in Exams and F for Effort comes this all-new collection of inventively wrong—yet totally real—test responses by students who don't know the answer, but come up with something better instead. Featuring crucial academic subjects including English (Q: Name a key theme in Madame Bovary; A: Cows), Geography (Q: Where can you find the Andes?; A: Google Earth), Science (Q: Describe the properties of a meteor; A: An animal that only eats meat) and more, F this Test rounds out the curriculum with an extra-credit section for those tricky elective courses, and demonstrates that it's more fun to laugh when faced with an absolute fail.

F in Exams Pop Quiz
F in Exams Pop Quiz

Author: Richard Benson

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2015-04-07

Total Pages: 129

ISBN-13: 1452150311

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Will some students ever learn from their mistakes? We hope not! A new collection of real—and really hilarious—wrong answers. This all-new collection of hilarious, totally wrong, real test answers serves a fresh batch of A+ wit misapplied to F- quiz scores. A little studying would reveal that the most powerful light source known to man isn’t “lightsabers,” nor do we salt the roads when it snows “to make them taste better.” But where’s the fun in that? From the same wellspring of failure as the million-selling F in Exams series, this special pop quiz collection will amuse and entertain anyone preparing to face down a test paper as well as those just glad to be far away from a classroom.

F in English
F in English

Author: Richard Benson

Publisher: Hachette UK

Published: 2012-11-07

Total Pages: 46

ISBN-13: 178372028X

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If your vocabulary is more Bart Simpson than the Bard, then take comfort in this cracking, all-new, fun-size dose of F in Exams, containing some of the most spectacular howlers from school English exams.

The Giver
The Giver

Author: Lois Lowry

Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

Published: 2014

Total Pages: 257

ISBN-13: 054434068X

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The Giver, the 1994 Newbery Medal winner, has become one of the most influential novels of our time. The haunting story centers on twelve-year-old Jonas, who lives in a seemingly ideal, if colorless, world of conformity and contentment. Not until he is given his life assignment as the Receiver of Memory does he begin to understand the dark, complex secrets behind his fragile community. This movie tie-in edition features cover art from the movie and exclusive Q&A with members of the cast, including Taylor Swift, Brenton Thwaites and Cameron Monaghan.

35 Dumb Things Well-Intended People Say
35 Dumb Things Well-Intended People Say

Author: Maura Cullen

Publisher: Wordclay

Published: 2008

Total Pages: 160

ISBN-13: 1600374913

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EVEN WELL-INTENDED PEOPLE CAN CAUSE HARM Have you ever heard yourself or someone else say: ""Some of my best friends are... (Black, White, Asian, etc.)""? ""I don't think of you as... (Gay, Disabled, Jewish, etc.)""? ""I don't see color, I'm colorblind""? These statements and dozens like them can build a divide between us and the people we interact with. Though well-intended, they often widen the diversity gap sometimes causing irreparable harm personally and professionally. If you've ever wanted to be more effective in your communication with others, or have been afraid of saying the wrong thing, then this concise guide is essential to becoming more inclusive and diversity-smart. A POWERFUL DIVERSITY TRAINING TOOL FROM ONE OF THE MOST RESPECTED DIVERSITY TRAINERS.

Cake Wrecks
Cake Wrecks

Author: Jen Yates

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 2009-09-04

Total Pages: 211

ISBN-13: 0740785370

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Presents pictures of and commentary on cakes with mistakes, organized into such categories as literal LOLs, beyond bizarre, and wedding wrecks.

The Old Man and the Sea
The Old Man and the Sea

Author: Ernest Hemingway

Publisher: DigiCat

Published: 2022-08-01

Total Pages: 65

ISBN-13:

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DigiCat Publishing presents to you this special edition of "The Old Man and the Sea" by Ernest Hemingway. DigiCat Publishing considers every written word to be a legacy of humankind. Every DigiCat book has been carefully reproduced for republishing in a new modern format. The books are available in print, as well as ebooks. DigiCat hopes you will treat this work with the acknowledgment and passion it deserves as a classic of world literature.