F in Exams: Complete Failure Edition

F in Exams: Complete Failure Edition

Author: Richard Benson

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2016-03-22

Total Pages: 386

ISBN-13: 1452154457

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The ultimate compendium of the international and New York Times bestselling series, this fun omnibus features the complete content from all four books—F in Exams, F for Effort, F this Test, and F in Exams: Pop Quiz—plus more than 100 brand-new, sadly real, hilariously wrong student answers (Q: What is the role of a catalyst in a chemical reaction? A: It lists the cats involved). Also including bonus trivia in the form of "Stuff They Should Have Taught Us in School" facts (did you know a sneeze can travel up to 100 MPH?), this A+ collection will amuse anyone facing down a test as well as those happy to have the classroom behind them.


F in Exams

F in Exams

Author: Richard Benson

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2014-01-21

Total Pages: 129

ISBN-13: 1452138575

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F stands for "funny" in this perfect gift for students or anyone who has ever had to struggle through a test and needs a good laugh. Celebrating the creative side of failure in a way we can all relate to, F in Exams gathers the most hilarious and inventive test answers provided by students who, faced with a question they have no hope of getting right, decide to have a little fun instead. Whether in science (Q: What is the highest frequency noise that a human can register? A: Mariah Carey), the humanities (Q: What did Mahatma Gandhi and Genghis Khan have in common? A: Unusual names), math, or other subjects, these 250 entries prove that while everyone enjoys the spectacle of failure, it's even sweeter to see a FAIL turn into a WIN.


F for Effort

F for Effort

Author: Richard Benson

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2012-07-11

Total Pages: 131

ISBN-13: 145211322X

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Presents a collection of incorrect yet humorous test answers from real students, from an elementary student claiming that "two halves make a whale" to a high schooler who credits Galileo with inventing the solar system.


F this Test

F this Test

Author: Richard Benson

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2014-03-18

Total Pages: 129

ISBN-13: 1452133352

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From the same hilarious wellspring of failure as the bestselling F in Exams and F for Effort comes this all-new collection of inventively wrong—yet totally real—test responses by students who don't know the answer, but come up with something better instead. Featuring crucial academic subjects including English (Q: Name a key theme in Madame Bovary; A: Cows), Geography (Q: Where can you find the Andes?; A: Google Earth), Science (Q: Describe the properties of a meteor; A: An animal that only eats meat) and more, F this Test rounds out the curriculum with an extra-credit section for those tricky elective courses, and demonstrates that it's more fun to laugh when faced with an absolute fail.


F in English

F in English

Author: Richard Benson

Publisher: Hachette UK

Published: 2012-11-07

Total Pages: 46

ISBN-13: 178372028X

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If your vocabulary is more Bart Simpson than the Bard, then take comfort in this cracking, all-new, fun-size dose of F in Exams, containing some of the most spectacular howlers from school English exams.


Butts on Things

Butts on Things

Author: Brian Cook

Publisher: Page Street Publishing

Published: 2021-11-02

Total Pages: 176

ISBN-13: 1645673596

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Because Everything Looks Better with a Butt In Brian Cook’s debut collection of fun, offbeat illustrations, beers have rears, Tetris® becomes Butris and balloons bear backsides. Hot dog buns have buns of their own, and condiments are down-right cheeky. Shatter your assumptions about who and what can rock a rump because with a little imagination, anything is possible. Whether you’re seeking a good chuckle, are into unconventional art or are simply looking to get to the bottom of an eccentric curiosity, you won’t want to put this gem of a book down.


PHR/SPHR Exam For Dummies with Online Practice

PHR/SPHR Exam For Dummies with Online Practice

Author: Sandra M. Reed

Publisher: John Wiley & Sons

Published: 2021-01-27

Total Pages: 407

ISBN-13: 1119724899

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Ace those challenging PHR and SPHR exams! In the competitive field of Human Resources, measurable demonstrations of credibility and commitment will get you ahead—and there's no better way to show your dedication than by adding the Professional in Human Resources (PHR) or Senior Professional in Human Resources (SPHR) qualifications to your resume. Fail rates are high, but the right combination of knowledge and practice (and a little grit) will see you a pass with flying colors—which is where PHR/SPHR Exam For Dummies comes in! In a friendly, step-by-step style, Sandra M. Reed, owner of the HR consulting firm epocHResources, takes the intimidation out of these challenging tests by letting you in on what to expect—as well as teaching you proven techniques for success. Work through the book's thorough content and subject review, sample questions, and suggested strategies, and then go online to find additional practice tests and more than 500 flashcards. With these resources, you can approach your exam with confidence. Take sample tests in the book and online Follow detailed answers and explanations Know how the exam is scored Study with more than 500 flashcards online Whether you're a student or an experienced professional, PHR/SPHR Exam For Dummies will give you the power to pass—and pass well—and go on to achieve the successful HR career of your dreams!


F'un Exams

F'un Exams

Author: Ian Black

Publisher: Black & White Publishing

Published: 2012-10-30

Total Pages: 112

ISBN-13: 1845028007

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EXAMS! Just the word is enough to bring you out in a muck sweat. We've all been there, staring at the paper, wondering what it means, and if we'll get extra marks for a funny answer or just pelters and an 'F' for F'un Eejit-Heid Failure. F'un Exams is a hilarious collation of exam answers that most of us would have liked to have made, just for the hell of it. In Home Eccy, for instance, the question, 'Name three typical Scottish dishes' got the answer, 'A cup, a plate, and a wee saucer with a chip out of it.' Was that you? So reminisce, step back into the exam hall, and have a laugh at the true and allegedly true howlers in F'un Exams. And if it wasn't you that gave these answers, you'll wish it was.


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Publisher: Cambridge University Press

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Total Pages: 618

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