Eric Vale, Epic Fail
Eric Vale, Epic Fail

Author: Michael Gerard Bauer

Publisher: Scholastic Canada

Published: 2015-06

Total Pages: 194

ISBN-13: 1443139254

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Ever had a stupid nickname? A rotten run of bad luck? A best friend who just looks on the bright side, even when the bright side looks black? Well Eric Vale's got all three. Once I used to be just plain old boring Eric Vale. And that was totally fine by me. I didn't want a nickname. But then one day, I got one anyway. And it ended up being way worse than Choo-Choo or Snotty or King Pong or even Booger Brain. Yep, no doubt about it. My nickname was an epic fail! We all have moments in life we would like to forget. But as much as he'd like to erase it from the history books, Eric Vale isn't likely to forget the day his name became an Epic Fail. Neither, it seems, is the fifth grade class at Moreton Hill Primary School. This is the story of one of those awkward and seemingly unforgettable events that define our childhood -- and one boy's dogged determination to turn an Epic Fail into a Mega-Awesome Epic Win.

Eric Vale, Super Male
Eric Vale, Super Male

Author: Michael Gerard Bauer

Publisher: Scholastic Canada

Published: 2016

Total Pages: 210

ISBN-13: 1443139351

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It's a bird. It's a plane. It's Eric Vale! When Mr. Winter announces a study unit on superheroes and declares a superhero week, Eric Vale knows it's his time to shine. Superheroes are the coolest thing EVER and Eric's practically an expert on the subject. He's shrugged off the Epic Fail moniker and things are looking up! But Eric should really know by now that he has a case of bad luck up to his eyeballs, and what goes up must come down. Not to mention that whenever Chewy and Eric's sister, Katie, are involved, things tend to go badly. Filled with hilarious illustrations and familiar characters, Eric Vale's life with reverse Midas Touch will have kids laughing out loud.

Don't Call Me Ishmael
Don't Call Me Ishmael

Author: Michael Bauer

Publisher: Bonnier Publishing Fiction Ltd.

Published: 2012-01-01

Total Pages: 212

ISBN-13: 1848776861

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By the time ninth grade begins, Ishmael Leseur knows it won't be long before Barry Bagsley, the class bully, says, "Ishmael? What kind of wussy-crap name is that?" Ishmael's perfected the art of making himself virtually invisible. But all that changes when James Scobie joins the class. Unlike Ishmael, James has no sense of fear - he claims it was removed during an operation. Now nothing will stop James and Ishmael from taking on bullies, bugs and Moby Dick, in the toughest, weirdest, most embarrassingly awful - and the best - year of their lives.

Eric Vale, Epic Fail
Eric Vale, Epic Fail

Author: Michael Gerard Bauer

Publisher:

Published: 2012

Total Pages: 185

ISBN-13: 9781862919921

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Ever had a STUPID nickname? A ROTTEN run of bad luck? A BEST friend who just looks on the BRIGHT side-even when the bright side looks BLACK? Well, Eric Vale's got all three, and they're pushing him towards the EPIC-EST of all EPIC FAILS!

The Running Man
The Running Man

Author: Michael Gerard Bauer

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 2008-06-24

Total Pages: 313

ISBN-13: 0061455083

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There had always been the Running Man—always that phantom form somewhere in the distance, always shuffling relentlessly closer . . . For a long time, fourteen-year-old Joseph has wondered about old Tom Leyton, his reclusive next-door neighbor. Gossip and rumors suggest that something terrible happened to Tom in the past. Then Joseph is asked to draw Tom for a school art project, and that means Joseph has the opportunity to uncover the truth about this man who passes his days tending silkworms and keeping dark secrets. As Joseph learns more and more about Tom's world, he is forced to confront his own fears. Is there some connection between Joseph's dreams and his feelings about his father, who seems to have abandoned the family? And why does he continue to have nightmares about the Running Man—the disheveled figure who wanders aimlessly through town?

Just a Dog
Just a Dog

Author: Michael Gerard Bauer

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Published: 2014-08-26

Total Pages: 100

ISBN-13: 0545732506

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Sometimes a dog isn't just a dog--sometimes he's the glue the holds a whole family together. Mr. Mosely is a special dog. Not just because he's so big (he's part Great Dane.) Not just because he's all white (with one black spot under his eye and a heart shaped splotch on his chest.) Not just because he's clumsy, or because of tricks (he only knows one, and it's not very good.) He's special because he seems to know exactly what everyone in Corey's family needs, even when they don't know themselves. This is the story of Mr. Mosely, from his puppyhood to the last time he curls up on the back porch. It's the story of how sometimes a dog isn't "just a dog". Sometimes he's the glue the holds a whole family together.

My Dead Bunny
My Dead Bunny

Author: Sigi Cohen Sigi

Publisher:

Published: 2018-10

Total Pages:

ISBN-13: 9781760650353

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My dead bunny's name is Brad; his odour is extremely bad. He visits me when I'm in bed, but Bradley wasn't always dead ... A hilarious rhyming tale about a zombie bunny who comes back to visit his owner.

The Things That Will Not Stand
The Things That Will Not Stand

Author: Michael Bauer

Publisher: Omnibus Books

Published: 2018-01-09

Total Pages: 224

ISBN-13: 9781742997582

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Sebastian is at a university open day with his best friend Tolly when he meets a girl. Her name is Frida, and shes edgy, caustic and funny. Shes also a storyteller, but the stories she tells about herself dont ring true, and as their surprising and eventful day together unfolds, Sebastian struggles to sort the fact from the fiction. But how much can he expect Frida to share in just one day? And how much of his own self and his own secrets will he be willing to reveal in return?

Restaurant Man
Restaurant Man

Author: Joe Bastianich

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2012-05-01

Total Pages: 342

ISBN-13: 1101583541

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The New York Times Bestselling Book--Great gift for Foodies “The best, funniest, most revealing inside look at the restaurant biz since Anthony Bourdain’s Kitchen Confidential.” —Jay McInerney With a foreword by Mario Batali Joe Bastianich is unquestionably one of the most successful restaurateurs in America—if not the world. So how did a nice Italian boy from Queens turn his passion for food and wine into an empire? In Restaurant Man, Joe charts a remarkable journey that first began in his parents’ neighborhood eatery. Along the way, he shares fascinating stories about his establishments and his superstar chef partners—his mother, Lidia Bastianich, and Mario Batali. Ever since Anthony Bourdain whet literary palates with Kitchen Confidential, restaurant memoirs have been mainstays of the bestseller lists. Serving up equal parts rock ’n’ roll and hard-ass business reality, Restaurant Man is a compelling ragu-to-riches chronicle that foodies and aspiring restauranteurs alike will be hankering to read.