All Puns Blazing
All Puns Blazing

Author: Geoff Rowe

Publisher: Random House

Published: 2021-11-04

Total Pages: 272

ISBN-13: 1473590299

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I don't like to brag but I can control a kayak brilliantly. Canoe? 'Pardon' is the only French word that I know. I can only apologise. From Geoff Rowe and the Leicester Comedy Festival comes this brilliant tribute to that most British of jokes, the humble pun. Including a foreword from Dr Oliver Double and a wealth of hilarious (and occasionally groan-inducing) material from some of Britain's finest stand-up comedic talent, All Puns Blazing is a fun and fitting celebration of grassroots UK comedy. Featuring puns from: El Baldiniho - Lovdev Barpaga - Zahra Barri - Adele Cliff - Tony Cowards - Henry Dawe - Pauline Eyre - Friz Frizzle - Masai Graham - Sean Hegarty - Kevin Hudson - Leo Kearse - Colin Leggo - Nigel Lovell - Iain MacDonald - Kat Molinari - Laura Monmoth - Joseph Murphy - Graham Musk - Sean Patrick - Richard Pulsford - Paul Savage - Philip Simon - Rob Thomas - Andrew Tymms - Stevie Vegas - Chris Norton Walker - Darren Walsh - Richard Woolford - Jenan Younis

ENGLISH LAUGHS BEST
ENGLISH LAUGHS BEST

Author: RAZVAN S. MACOVEI

Publisher: Razvan S. Macovei

Published: 2014-01-08

Total Pages: 73

ISBN-13:

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Are you a student who loves to have fun and learn English? Are you a teacher who is seeking to make English classes more appealing? Are you a funny guy in search of new jokes to tell the others? Then this is the perfect book for you. Suitable for both natives and non-natives, good to be read on a bad hair day or on a sunny day – this collection of original clean jokes is a great choice to entertain yourself, your family, friends and colleagues. Here are some examples of the pun jokes you will find in it: What’s the best thing to do to prevent Alzheimer? Forget about it. How does a K1-fighter encourage his son before an interview? "Break a leg!" Which is men's excuse to watch football all day long? They are goal-oriented. Which was Al Capone’s favorite magazine? A full one. Did you hear about the policeman who fell in love with the heart surgeon? He had a cardiac arrest.

Wait, What?
Wait, What?

Author: Audrey Bea

Publisher: Illustrated Jokes

Published: 2021-02-24

Total Pages: 28

ISBN-13: 9781532431685

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Have you ever hear a joke, a pun, or just a strange statement and said, ""Wait, what?"" This little book features funny and fanciful ideas designed to spark conversation and get your brain thinking deeply about language, idioms, and the world we live in. Each ""Wait, what?"" statement or question is illustrated by a cute kawaii style image to add to the fun. Sample pages include: If you sweat in a sweater, are you the sweater? and Ice skating is just walking in cursive. Great for dinnertime conversation, getting teens and older kids to engage, or sparking thought in a gifted young child, this book is a weird and wonderful look at language.

The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written . . . No Joke!
The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written . . . No Joke!

Author: Brian Boone

Publisher: Castle Point Books

Published: 2019-03-05

Total Pages: 238

ISBN-13: 1250201993

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A pun-derful collection of jokes and wordplay for kids This hilarious collection of puns will delight kids of all ages. Featuring all-new jokes and accompanied by clever illustrations, The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written will keep kids amused for hours! Inside are gems like: What does a house wear? A dress. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator. The birthday party was a disaster. Even the cake was in tiers. What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear.

Enjoy a Joke (500+Dirty, Corny and Silly Puns, Jokes for Adults, 12+)
Enjoy a Joke (500+Dirty, Corny and Silly Puns, Jokes for Adults, 12+)

Author: Adam Smith

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2018-03

Total Pages: 98

ISBN-13: 9781986206853

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A pun is a joke that makes a play on words. A pun, also called paronomasia, uses words that have several meanings or words that sound similar but have different meanings. You've come to the right place. Funny Puns is one of the best compilations of puns in English that will surely hold your attention. In this book you can find all sorts of puns that will amuse you and will create a good mood. Examples: -A vulture boards a plane, carrying two dead possums. The attendant looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carry on allowed per passenger." -Santa's helpers are known as subordinate Clauses. -She had a photographic memory but never developed it. -The two pianists had a good marriage. They always were in a chord. -I was struggling to figure out how lightning works then it struck me. -I really wanted a camouflage shirt, but I couldn't find one. -The grammarian was very logical. He had a lot of comma sense. Thank you! Have a lot of fun!

A Book of Bad Jokes, Pitiful Puns, Woeful Wordplay and Ridiculous Riddles (Hardcover)
A Book of Bad Jokes, Pitiful Puns, Woeful Wordplay and Ridiculous Riddles (Hardcover)

Author: Hugh Jass

Publisher:

Published: 2018-08-27

Total Pages: 98

ISBN-13: 9781387763528

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Hundreds of jokes congregate in this amazing compilation of some of the greatest bad jokes and puns there are. Uniting several forms of terrible gag in one ceaseless, relentless volume, A Book of Bad Jokes, Pitiful Puns, Woeful Wordplay and Ridiculous Riddles is intended to be a text every aspiring or current bad joke teller would love in his library. Authored by known pun and bun master Hugh Jass, this manual intends to amuse and educate its readers on the art of inventing truly awful humor. Ample quantities of ideas and an exhaustive demonstration of the form used mean that you can not only cringe, but create your own horrific jokes. After introducing the book and its uses, Hugh takes us through an enormous combination of terrible one-liners and question and answer jokes. The conclusion of the book meanwhile is framed in riddles both ordinary and poetic in form.

Once a Pun a Time - a Guide to Reading and Telling Jokes for Kids
Once a Pun a Time - a Guide to Reading and Telling Jokes for Kids

Author: Wolf Chlo

Publisher:

Published: 2021-06

Total Pages: 27

ISBN-13:

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What do you get when you mix a 6 year old with a global crisis? If you twirl around, click your heels three times while chanting "there's no place like home," you get a punny joke book! Tired of reading the same boring books? Want to read something funny and learn how to tell your own jokes? Then you've come to the right place! Read laugh out loud jokes in part I and learn my secret joke formula in part II. Learning how to tell your own jokes sparks creativity and creates endless hours of fun. Book is small in size and can be carried in backpacks, gift bags totes perfect for subway rides, airplane travels, long road trips and bored days at home. Q: What did the fallen horse say to the other horses?A: Help! I've fallen and I can't "gitty-up!" Clean comedy for the whole family. Perfect for young budding comedians of all ages! Take some time to smile today and learn some tips and tricks along the way to help you share the gift with others. Everyone loves a good pun and children will enjoy Once "a Pun" a Time. Children love to tell jokes to parents, friends, and other family members. A pun is a figure of speech that uses similar-sounding words or exploits multiple meanings of a term. Written by Wolf Cub Chlo, the first section of this easy-to-read book provides a question-and-answer style with several examples of puns. The second section of this children's picture book teaches children--and their parents--how to come up with a pun by using a similar-sounding word or phrase. Children love a good pun or joke that tickles your 'punny bone.' "The adorable photographs will draw children into the book, while the puns will keep them entertained ... Puns can also serve as a lesson in spelling since puns often use similar-sounding words that have a different spelling. Knight and night sound the same but have very distinct spellings and different meanings. What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight? Sir Render. Oh, surrender. A pun makes people think of what that word should be or how it should be spelled. I think teachers will benefit from this book by giving children some examples of puns and how to make them up. Often, puns start with a question: What do baseball players eat on? Home plates!"- Readers favorite review, 5 stars

The Pun Also Rises
The Pun Also Rises

Author: John Pollack

Publisher: Avery

Published: 2012-04-03

Total Pages: 242

ISBN-13: 1592406750

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At once entertaining and educational, this engaging book is a funny, erudite, and provocative exploration of puns, the people who make them, and this derided wordplay's remarkable impact on human history.

Best Funny Jokes
Best Funny Jokes

Author: Joe King

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2017-01-17

Total Pages: 70

ISBN-13: 9781542547277

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Have you ever been in a situation where you need to lighten the mood, or just want a few moments to make your friends, family or coworkers laugh? There's no better way to do that than by telling them a joke. Jokes, riddles, and funny stories are a time-tested method to put anyone in a better mood, or even impress that special someone by showing off your humorous side. Gathered in this collection are some of the funniest, wittiest, dumbest, most groan-inducing jokes you and your soon-to-be-audience have ever heard. Be prepared to chuckle, snort, laugh out loud, and even roll your eyes at the jokes, stories, anecdotes, and riddles in this book. Warning: There are some... how should I put it? Less than work-appropriate jokes in here. Some may even be downright offensive to some people. Know your audience before telling some of these jokes or, at least, be open to the thought that not everyone has the same sense of humor as you do. (They're just wet blankets, though. They don't deserve to laugh at your jokes, anyways!) Please, enjoy! This book may contain material that can be considered lewd or offensive.