Elliot and the Goblin War
Elliot and the Goblin War

Author: Jennifer Nielsen

Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.

Published: 2010-10-01

Total Pages: 198

ISBN-13: 1402258895

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WARNING! As of today, there are only 7 children who have ever read this book and lived to tell about it. 95 children successfully read the first chapter, but upon beginning chapter 2, they started blabbering in some language known only as "flibberish." 38 children made it halfway through this wretched book before they began sucking their thumbs through their noses. If you're very brave, perhaps you are willing to take your chances. Be sure that you have told your family who gets your favorite toys if you do not survive this book. Read it now, if you dare. But don't say you haven't been warned, for this is the story that unfolds the mysteries of the underworld.

Elliot and the Goblin War
Elliot and the Goblin War

Author: Jennifer Nielsen

Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.

Published: 2010-10

Total Pages: 198

ISBN-13: 1402240228

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For most kids, accidentally starting an interspecies war on Halloween would be the biggest event of their lives. For Elliot Penster, it was only the beginning. Now, three years later, the Brownies, who are hopelessly losing the war against the Goblins, make 11-year-old Elliot their king.

Elliot and the Last Underworld War
Elliot and the Last Underworld War

Author: Jennifer Nielsen

Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.

Published: 2012-04

Total Pages: 211

ISBN-13: 1402240244

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Elliot, the King of the Brownies, might be able to survive some unusual self-defense lessons and a king-napping plot, but withstanding the friendship of his arch-nemesis, Cami Wortson, may be more than even he can handle.

Elliot and the Pixie Plot
Elliot and the Pixie Plot

Author: Jennifer A. Nielsen

Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.

Published: 2011

Total Pages: 209

ISBN-13: 1402240201

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Elliot comes to realizes the challenges of being King of the Goblins when he is tasked with stealing a hair for the Pixie Princess and a sock from a demon.

Elliot and the Last Underworld War
Elliot and the Last Underworld War

Author: Jennifer Nielsen

Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.

Published: 2012-04-01

Total Pages: 195

ISBN-13: 1402276664

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The conclusion to the hilarious fantasy adventures of Elliot, King of the Brownies WARNING: If you care at all for planet Earth,you will pay very close attention to the lessons inside these pages. We usually ask you to run away from dreadful things. But now, you are warned to turn the pages as fast as you can read them. You must know what happens inside this book to learn whether Earth gets destroyed. Because let's face it—that would be a bad thing. As King of the Brownies, Elliot has battled Goblins, tricked Pixies, and trapped a Demon. But now, that Demon has escaped and he's ready for revenge. Elliot will face a challenge unlike any he's seen before. The Last Underworld War is about to begin...

The Underworld Chronicles: Books 1 - 3
The Underworld Chronicles: Books 1 - 3

Author: Jennifer Nielsen

Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.

Published: 2019-02-01

Total Pages:

ISBN-13: 1492698008

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Experience all three tales of the Underworld Chronicles in one volume! It all starts on Halloween night, when Elliot Penster chases off some bullies attacking a girl in a brownie costume—except she wasn't in costume. And her attackers weren't bullies, but goblins! What Elliot thought was a simple act of bravery sets into motion an adventure beyond anything he could have ever imagine. By his eleventh birthday Elliot will be named the King of the Brownies, provoke a war with the goblins, wind up alone in the Underworld on a quest to Demon Territory. Join Elliot on his epic journey through the dangerously thrilling Underworld. But before you start, you should know that an entire floor of St. Phobics Hospital for Really Scared Children has been set aside just for readers of this series. You may wish to take a minute before you start reading and reserve yourself a bed there.

Get Those Guys Reading!
Get Those Guys Reading!

Author: Kathleen A. Baxter

Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA

Published: 2012-05-07

Total Pages: 229

ISBN-13: 159884847X

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Want to identify fiction books that boys in grades three through nine will find irresistible? This guide reveals dozens of worthwhile recommendations in categories ranging from adventure stories and sports novels to horror, humorous, and science fiction books. In Get Those Guys Reading!: Fiction and Series Books that Boys Will Love, authors Kathleen A. Baxter and Marcia A. Kochel provide compelling and current reading suggestions for younger boys—information that educators, librarians, and parents alike are desperate for. Comprising titles that are almost all well-reviewed in at least one major professional journal, or that are such big hits with kids that they've received the "stamp of approval" from the most important reviewers, this book will be invaluable to anyone whose goal is to help boys develop a healthy enthusiasm for reading. It includes chapters on adventure books; animal stories; graphic novels; historical fiction; humorous books; mystery, horror, and suspense titles; science fiction and fantasy; and sports novels. Within each chapter, the selections are further divided into books for younger readers (grades 3–6) and titles for older boys in grades 5–8. Elementary and middle school librarians and teachers, public librarians, Title One teachers, and parents of boys in grades 3–9 will all benefit greatly from having this book at hand.

Run Like Hell
Run Like Hell

Author: Elliott Kay

Publisher: Wandering Monsters

Published: 2019-03-08

Total Pages: 250

ISBN-13: 9781726641401

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Bloody, broke, and face down on the floor is no way to end a job... even for a "monster."Life hasn't been easy for Scars of No-Clan. The king has a bounty out on all monstrous folk, leaving half-orc warriors like Scars no choice but to work for the local evil wizard. Now adventurers have hit the wizard's dungeon, wiping out years of hard work along with most of his co-workers. He's left with a handful of survivors: an outcast goblin scout, a heretical gnoll, the wizard's bizarre apprentice, a bandit cut loose from the stockade, and a murderous knife-fighting lady bugbear. They have to escape before the adventurers find them--and the only way out is through the darkest reaches of the dungeon.Scars wanted to walk off this job the day he was hired, but going out like this is going to look terrible on his résumé.

Who Done It?
Who Done It?

Author: Jon Scieszka

Publisher: Soho Press

Published: 2013-02-12

Total Pages: 302

ISBN-13: 1616951532

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A star-studded anthology with a devilish hook, whose proceeds benefit 826nyc: the fabulous literacy non-profit founded by Dave Eggers. Can you imagine the most cantankerous book editor alive? Part Voldemort, part Cruella de Vil (if she were a dude), and worse in appearance and odor than a gluttonous farm pig? A man who makes no secret of his love of cheese or his disdain of unworthy authors? That man is Herman Mildew. The anthology opens with an invitation to a party, care of this insufferable monster, where more than 80 of the most talented, bestselling and recognizable names in YA and children’s fiction learn that they are suspects in his murder. All must provide alibis in brief first-person entries. The problem is that all of them are liars, all of them are fabulists, and all have something to hide...

My Very UnFairy Tale Life
My Very UnFairy Tale Life

Author: Anna Staniszewski

Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.

Published: 2011-11-01

Total Pages: 166

ISBN-13: 1402259476

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A humorous tale where a bold and spunky girl ends up the one saving "Prince Charming" You know all those stories that claim fairies cry sparkle tears and elves travel by rainbow? They're lies. All lies. I've spent my life as an official adventurer. I travel across enchanted kingdoms saving magical creatures and fighting horrible beasts that most of you think are only myths and legends. I've never had a social life. My friends have all forgotten me. And let's not even talk about trying to do my homework. So—I'm done!! I'm tired and I want to go back to being a normal girl. But then along comes "Prince Charming" asking for help, and, well, what's a tired girl like me supposed to do? "Jenny is an adventurer I'd definitely want in my corner if my life ever took a wrong turn from Happily Ever After."—Hélène Boudreau, author of Real Mermaids Don't Wear Toe Rings "Readers will laugh their way through the ups and downs of Jenny's many (mis)adventures."—Jennifer A. Nielsen, author of Elliot and the Goblin War