Duck the Halls

Duck the Halls

Author: Donna Andrews

Publisher: Minotaur Books

Published: 2013-10-22

Total Pages: 269

ISBN-13: 1250028787

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'Tis the season to be jolly - and for Meg Langslow to round up stray animals of all sorts as well as a killer. Duck the Halls! The brilliantly funny Donna Andrews delivers boughs of holly and barrels of laughs with Meg's latest adventure in her award-winning, New York Times bestselling series. A few nights before Christmas, Meg is awakened when volunteer fireman Michael is summoned to the New Life Baptist Church, where someone has rigged a cage full of skunks in the choir loft. The lengthy process of de-skunking the church requires its annual pre-Christmas concert to relocate to Trinity Episcopal, where Mother insists the show must go on, despite the budget-related protests of Mr. Vess, an elderly vestryman. Meanwhile, when Meg helps her grandfather take the skunks to the zoo, they discover that his boa has been stolen - only to turn up later during the concert, slithering out from the ribbon-bedecked evergreens. The next morning is Sunday, and the congregation of St. Byblig's, the local Catholic church, arrive to find it completely filled with several hundred ducks. It's clear that some serious holiday pranksters are on the loose, and Meg is determined to find them. But before she can, a fire breaks out at Trinity, and Mr. Vess is discovered dead. Who would have murdered such a harmless - if slightly cranky - old man? Who has the time during the busy holiday season to herd all of these animals into the town's churches? And will Meg ever be able to finish all of her shopping, wrapping, cooking, caroling, and decorating in time for Christmas Eve? A Yuletide treasure for the ages, Duck the Halls is guaranteed to put the "ho ho hos" into readers' holidays. Now with an excerpt from Donna Andrews' next Meg Langslow holiday mystery How the Finch Stole Christmas!, available in October 2017.


Duck the Halls

Duck the Halls

Author: Donna Andrews

Publisher: Macmillan

Published: 2013-10-22

Total Pages: 320

ISBN-13: 1250028779

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When someone rigs a cage full of skunks in the choir loft of the New Life Baptist Church, Meg Langslow must stop holiday pranksters from destroying the annual pre-Christmas concert, but when murder enters the picture, Meg must save Christmas from a vengeful killer.


Duck Dynasty

Duck Dynasty

Author: Thomas Nelson Publishers

Publisher: Thomas Nelson

Published: 2014-11-18

Total Pages:

ISBN-13: 9780718036348

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The Robertsons are back in this DUCK DYNASTY(R) holiday DVD, featuring a never-before-released, double-length Christmas episode! Get festive down on the Bayou with the Roberston clan in this DUCK DYNASTY(R) DUCK THE HALLS DVD set from A&E(R). They're living their own special brand of the American Dream running a multimillion-dollar family business, remaining true to themselves and their Southern roots. Come duck the halls with them at Christmastime as they perform a live nativity scene for their church in "O Little Town of West Monroe." Willie plays Joseph, Jep the innkeeper, while Si insists on playing the wise man with the "franken-scent." And life's a feast in "Winner, Winner Turkey Dinner" as Jase and Si embark on a turkey hunt for the annual Robertson men vs. Robertson women cook-off. With Phil's discerning palate as judge, the teams pull out all the stops with their best country cookin' secrets. Who knew you could have so much fun in the backwoods?


I'm Sticking with You

I'm Sticking with You

Author: Smriti Halls

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2020-04-30

Total Pages: 43

ISBN-13: 1471182827

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Shortlisted for Oscar's Book Prize 2021 Shortlisted for Children's Illustrated Book of the Year at The British Book Awards 2021 'A wonderful, warm bear-hug of a story with sumptuous illustrations. A modern classic.' - Jim Field, illustrator of Oi Frog Wherever you're going, I'm going too. Whatever you're doing, I'm sticking with you. It's wonderful to have good friends to see you through the good times and the bad. But sometimes, friends can also be a bit . . . well . . . overbearing. This completely irresistible rhyming text by Smriti Halls is perfectly complemented by artwork from fantastic new picture book illustrator, Steve Small.


The Little Island

The Little Island

Author: Smriti Prasadam-Halls

Publisher: Andersen Press USA

Published: 2022-10-04

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 1728467756

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There was once a farm where all the animals were friends. Together they looked after the farm and each other. It wasn’t perfect and they didn’t always agree (animals almost never do). But the Geese have hatched a plan to leave the farm . . . will life be perfect for them now? A powerful modern-day fable for our times told with humor, warmth, and most importantly, hope. A story of building bridges, not barriers, respect, not resentment, and of finding friendship, not fear.


Uncle Si the Christmas Elf

Uncle Si the Christmas Elf

Author: Si Robertson

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2014-10-14

Total Pages: 46

ISBN-13: 148141822X

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Duck the halls! This ebook starring Uncle Si of Duck Dynasty® captures the true message of Christmas and makes for a perfect present—to either give or receive! Uncle Si plays the part of an elf in order to help Santa Claus to save one little boy’s Christmas. This humorous, heartwarming picture book is told in verse that’s true to Uncle Si’s unique way of spinning a tale.


Deck the Walls

Deck the Walls

Author: Erin Dealey

Publisher: Sleeping Bear Press

Published: 2013-09-01

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 1627530460

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Deck the halls with boughs of holly, Fa la la la la la la la la. How wonderful the old carol sounds. A vision of warm family gatherings peacefully celebrating the holiday season comes to mind. But wait, this doesn’t sound like a peaceful family get-together. What is happening here? Deck the walls with mashed potatoes! Fa la la la la la la la la. Make a snowman with tomatoes. Fa la la la la la la la la. Author Erin Dealey has taken the old holiday classic and turned it on its head. In her riotous, raucous rendition of a family meal gone hilariously awry, you’ll find food hockey, vegetable sculptures, crashing dishes, and grown-ups wondering what has gone wrong. From “Feed the dog our peas and carrots” to “Food tastes better when you wear it,” readers young and old will never forget this new take on an old holiday carol!


Duck the Halls

Duck the Halls

Author: Donna Andrews

Publisher:

Published: 2013

Total Pages: 445

ISBN-13: 9781410464286

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When someone rigs a cage full of skunks in the choir loft of the New Life Baptist Church, Meg Langslow must stop holiday pranksters from destroying the annual pre-Christmas concert, but when murder enters the picture, Meg must save Christmas from a vengeful killer.


The Duck Who Didn't Like Water

The Duck Who Didn't Like Water

Author: Steve Small

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2021-03-30

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 1534489185

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See a duck take to the water of friendship in this gorgeously warm, funny book about the joy of making an unexpected connection. Duck is not like other ducks. Duck doesn’t like water and is perfectly fine alone, thank you very much. But then, one dark and stormy night, an outgoing, water-loving, and very lost Frog turns up at Duck’s door. Can this odd couple find Frog’s home? And will they find friendship along the way?