Feminists Say the Darndest Things
Feminists Say the Darndest Things

Author: Mike Adams

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2008-02-21

Total Pages: 232

ISBN-13: 1101217839

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A hilarious romp by a popular conservative columnist The four most common words a feminist uses are "I," "me," "my," and "mine." Feminists are the only people who actually use these words more in adulthood than they did when they were two years old. Mike Adams-like P. J. O'Rourke and Christopher Buckley-understands that the best way to fight humorless liberals is to poke fun at them. And no liberal group is more humorless, or more in need of poking, than feminists on college campuses. It might seem like professional suicide for a conservative male professor to ridicule feminists for their antics on campus. But Adams does just that, with hilarious results. In Feminists Say the Darndest Things, he writes to feminists around the country with many thoughtful questions, such as: Why did they build a sex toy museum in the middle of a campus and then file sexual harassment charges against those who criticized their indiscretion? Why do they write "scholarly" articles like the one suggesting that deer hunters are simply acting out fantasies of raping underage women? And why, after his column said that feminists are intolerant of free speech, did they respond by trying to get him fired? When the author's pen pals take the bait, they do a better job of making feminism look silly than any critic ever could.

Dogs Say the Darndest Things
Dogs Say the Darndest Things

Author: Maia Kincaid Ph. D.

Publisher: Wisdom of Love Publishing & Consulting

Published: 2010-01

Total Pages: 223

ISBN-13: 9780982214039

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Have you ever wondered what a dog might say to humans if we were to listen? When I began my career as an Animal Communication Specialist in 1997, I imagined dogs would want to talk about their food and activities, but I soon found out what they really wanted was to assist people in knowing our true selves and our purpose in being. In my daily communications with dogs, I began to experience one profound and enlightening conversation after another and I knew that one day I must share them with my fellow humans. The time has come! Join me now in discovering answers to questions in life you may never have thought to ask and what you may never have dreamed you would hear from a dog! As you experience these dialogs with dogs, you will receive insight into your own life as well as guidance from them on how to enhance your own natural way of listening. You too, can hear your dog and I heartily encourage you to listen!

Kids Say the Darndest Things!
Kids Say the Darndest Things!

Author: Art Linkletter

Publisher: Celestial Arts

Published: 2005-08-01

Total Pages: 218

ISBN-13: 1587612496

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Almost 50 years since its first printing, this famous collection of children's wisdom and witticisms is now back in print in a facsimile edition to entertain a whole new generation. KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS! includes the best of the unconsciously funny, everyday thoughts and reactions kids shared with kid-at-heart Art Linkletter on his long-running radio and television series House Party .Gems include tips for conjuring up a sibling: "Give Mommy a lot of real sweet food so she'll get fat -that's how you get a baby ";and hysterical observations: "Our pussycat has got some kittens and I didn't even know she was married. "Illustrated with cartoons by Charles Schulz (yes, that Charles Schulz) and with a new introduction by Bill Cosby, KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS! will prove as popular with the readers of today as it was when it first was published five decades ago.

I Could Chew on This
I Could Chew on This

Author: Francesco Marciuliano

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2013-07-30

Total Pages: 113

ISBN-13: 1452131805

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A New York Times bestseller? Oh, you know the dogs weren't going to let the cats get away with that! This canine companion to I Could Pee on This, the beloved volume of poems by cats, I Could Chew on This will have dog lovers laughing out loud. Doggie laureates not only chew on quite a lot of things, they also reveal their creativity, their hidden motives, and their eternal (and sometimes misguided) effervescence through such musings as "I Dropped a Ball," "I Lose My Mind When You Leave the House," and "Can You Smell That?" Accompanied throughout by portraits of the canine poets in all their magnificence, I Could Chew on This is a work of unbridled enthusiasm, insatiable appetite, and, yes, creative genius. Plus, this is a fixed-format version of the book, which looks nearly identical to the print version.

Corpses Say The Darndest Things
Corpses Say The Darndest Things

Author: Doug Lamoreux

Publisher: Next Chapter

Published: 2022-02-08

Total Pages: 269

ISBN-13:

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It was a simple job: keep an eye on the minister's wife until she goes safely to bed. Then all hell broke loose. The death of a beloved Chicago televangelist’s wife is only the beginning; someone is homiciding their way through the Temple of Majesty Church. Private eye Nod Blake - an aging throwback to an era of detecting on the mean streets - has been dumped in the middle of it all, on his head. The resulting injuries seem to have opened a door to the hereafter: Blake believes dead people are talking to him. But are the victims really begging the gumshoe for help from the other side of the grave? When his nemesis, Detective Lieutenant Wenders, finds evidence that Blake is the murderer, the private dick's life becomes a great big soup sandwich. Doug Lamoreux's 'Corpses Say the Darndest Things' is a riveting murder mystery with a sly sense of humor, set in 1979 Chicago where a maniacal killer on the loose in The Windy City... is the good news.

Not a Perfect Fit
Not a Perfect Fit

Author: Jane A. Schmidt

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2017-04-11

Total Pages: 322

ISBN-13: 1631522078

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Not a Perfect Fit is a collection of stories that are laugh-out-loud funny one minute and thought-provoking the next. Stories range from Schmidt’s experience living off-grid as the only English woman in an Amish neighborhood to family trips that are remarkably similar to National Lampoon’s Vacation. Through it all, she manages to rise above the many challenges she faces—inspiring and entertaining her audience along the way. Filled with animal antics, gratitude, mishaps, and madcap adventures, Not a Perfect Fit’s tell-all, single-girl-gone-country, down-home stories give readers permission to laugh and cry—and, most important, to carry on.

Animal Communication
Animal Communication

Author: Akshaya V. Kawle

Publisher: Notion Press

Published: 2021-02-14

Total Pages: 137

ISBN-13: 1637454139

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Animal Communication is an innate ability we all have. This book helps the reader to reconnect with this ability. It speaks about talking to animals earth-bound and in spirit, understanding their behavioural and health issues, dealing with missing animal cases, grasping the core fundamentals of animal communication, and practical tips to encounter the journey ahead. This book compels you to realign your thought process and think laterally while grasping the realities of this world beyond the realms of which we already know. By the end of it, you’ll be clear with the ways of the animal world and how it runs in tandem with ours. Coupled with priceless real-life experiences of the author, this book lays down detailed guidelines for those willing to speak telepathically with animals and implement the lessons themselves, whether a novice or a seasoned communicator.