Dock Tok Presents...the Dockfather
Dock Tok Presents...the Dockfather

Author: Logan Lisle

Publisher: Ten Peaks Press

Published: 2025-05-06

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780736991377

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From the online sensation Dock Tok comes another notorious collection of awesome and uproarious dad jokes--dangerously funny and family friendly! Dock Tok is back with an offer you can't refuse. Join the gangsters of guffaws for an all-new onslaught of quips, cracks, and clever wordplay that will slay your friends and family (and even your foes) with laughter. I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table. What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly? Stationary. Five ants rented an apartment with another five ants. Now they're tenants. All hail the Dockfather! Join the mob that's rushing to get their hands on the most hilarious dad jokes ever.

The Worst Poetry Book Ever
The Worst Poetry Book Ever

Author: Lily Luverton

Publisher:

Published: 2021-03-30

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13:

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This book will leave you in silence. Whether it be from tears of laughter or from a single recurring thought: "WTF did I just read?", The Worst Poetry Book Ever, is quite literally the worst poetry book ever. I hope you like it! Or hate it!

God's Daily Insights for Men
God's Daily Insights for Men

Author: Harvest House Publishers

Publisher: Harvest House Publishers

Published: 2022-06-07

Total Pages: 177

ISBN-13: 0736981276

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This daily devotional sheds light on the truths about God revealed in Scripture. Men seeking a better understanding of who God is and what He is doing in their lives will gain greater insight by reading and reflecting on these rich devotions. As you encounter God and the Bible, do you find yourself having more questions than answers? This devotional was written with you in mind. Each day you’ll learn something new about God and how that truth applies to you. Whatever you need—a new beginning, patience while you wait, strength to make a difference, or wisdom for a difficult decision—God has an answer waiting for you to find. Start your journey of discovery today.

365 Days of Prayer for Women
365 Days of Prayer for Women

Author: BroadStreet Publishing Group LLC

Publisher: BroadStreet Publishing Group LLC

Published: 2019-02-05

Total Pages: 401

ISBN-13: 1424558166

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Do you ever sit down to pray and struggle to find the right words? You want to spend time with God, but you don’t know where to begin? 365 Days of Prayer for Women is a beautiful book of topically arranged, guided prayers and complementary Scriptures that will enhance your prayer life and offer you peace, joy, and strength every day. God hears your voice when you direct it to him. He will step into every struggle and be your very present help in trouble. He will give you the words to say even when you find yourself lacking. "He is able also to save forever those who draw near to God through Him, since He always lives to make intercession for them." Hebrews 7:25 NASB

Laugh like a Kid Again
Laugh like a Kid Again

Author: Phil Callaway

Publisher: Harvest House Publishers

Published: 2020-06-09

Total Pages: 207

ISBN-13: 0736978305

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“Phil Callaway seasons our lives with joy and laughter drawn from the deep well of living. Splash through this book and see if you’re not refreshed. I double-dog dare you.” —Chris Fabry,New York Times bestselling author and host of Chris Fabry Live Laughter is a windshield wiper. It won’t stop the rain, but it will keep you going. Life was funnier when we were five. Grownups tripped on a rake and we laughed for hours. Then came headlines and deadlines. Downturns and disappointments. Laugh Like a Kid Again is for anyone who wonders amid pressing anxieties—who stole my joy? From the tender to the hilarious, these lighthearted stories will help you smile. You’ll encounter a prodigal dog, an incoming tornado, an unexpected afternoon in prison, and where to go when you have nine minutes to live. You’ll hear whispers of a God who… loves you more than you imagine holds your hand when you’re handed more than you can handle does awesome work in the dark Whether you face dark times or just need a good laugh, this “masterpiece of joy” will show you how to leave a lasting legacy, look up, and laugh again.

You Might Be a Redneck If . . .
You Might Be a Redneck If . . .

Author: Jeff Foxworthy

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 1997-10

Total Pages: 56

ISBN-13: 9780836237382

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Designed to generate impulse sales, titles in this line are carefully balanced for gift giving, self-purchase, or collecting. Little Books may be small in size, but they're big in titles and sales.

What Happens at Grandma's Stays at Grandma's
What Happens at Grandma's Stays at Grandma's

Author: Lori Borgman

Publisher: Harvest House Publishers

Published: 2021-03-16

Total Pages: 210

ISBN-13: 0736983414

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The Best Memories Are Made in Everyday Moments Nationally syndicated newspaper columnist Lori Borgman has adored being a grandmother from the day her first grandbaby was born. Through each memorable moment—from misadventures in missing teeth to being asked innocent questions like, “Were you alive when Aesop wrote those fables?”—her love for grandchildren and grandparenting has only grown. In What Happens at Grandma’s Stays at Grandma’s, Lori shares tender and amusing vignettes that will swell your heart, tickle your funnybone, and leave you smiling. She treasures each second of joy and chaos that her family creates and encourages you to do the same. This book will help you… Appreciate the unique gifts of the important people—young or grown—in your life Take a break from the day’s busyness to savor the little things Find a silver lining in even the silliest of situations These uplifting stories and reflections, told with Lori’s signature wit and warmth, will remind you to cherish every delight life has to offer, no matter how small.

365 Pocket Morning Prayers
365 Pocket Morning Prayers

Author: David R. Veerman

Publisher: NavPress

Published: 2016-09-01

Total Pages: 322

ISBN-13: 1496418212

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Each morning when you arise, take a moment to talk with God about the day ahead. Ask Him to prepare your heart so that you can be ready to face any challenge that comes your way. 365 Pocket Morning Prayers can guide this time of life-changing conversation and help you express your needs and concerns to God. Don’t worry about what the day will bring. Instead, release your troubles and concerns into God’s care by reading and meditating on the prayers featured in 365 Pocket Morning Prayers. Begin your day in joyful anticipation, trusting that God is in control of your life and wants only the best for you.

You Got This, Dad
You Got This, Dad

Author: Aaron Sharp

Publisher: Harvest House Publishers

Published: 2020-02-04

Total Pages: 178

ISBN-13: 0736978313

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What to Expect When You’re Your Wife Is Expecting Pregnancy books for couples abound, but You Got This, Dad is just for guys. Aaron Sharp, a dad of four, draws from his experiences to help husbands, especially first-time dads, navigate the amazing, uncertain, and sometimes scary process of pregnancy and childbirth. With self-deprecating honesty, plenty of humor, and amusing asides from his lovely wife, Elaina, Aaron steers soon-to-be dads through the complex events and emotions surrounding pregnancy. From finding out their spouse is expecting to bringing baby home, husbands will be equipped to handle whatever the next nine months (or their wife) throws at them. Guys will receive not only practical guidance but also a better appreciation for God’s miraculous gift of a new life to care for. When they know what to expect and how to support their wife, new dads will gain confidence and learn to laugh at their foibles. Give this guide to an expecting father with a reassuring smile and remind him, “You got this.”

Geek and Ye Shall Find
Geek and Ye Shall Find

Author: Ellen Elliott

Publisher: Harvest House Publishers

Published: 2019-04-02

Total Pages: 223

ISBN-13: 0736976353

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Go Forth and Geek Out! Nerd. Geek. Dungeon Master. These used to be derisive labels. But now, geek is the new chic. Humorist, cartoonist, and geek culture enthusiast Ellen Elliott invites you to embrace your inner Spock and boldly go where no devotional has gone before—on a righteous, pop culture-filled quest for truth, meaning, and authenticity. From Lost to Back to the Future to Minecraft, and worlds beyond, join Ellen as she searches for spiritual Easter eggs hidden all over the geek multiverse. Get a Kung Fu grip on what God's Prime Directive says on topics such as hardship, fear, courage, and more. And now, true believer, you know what this book is all about. And as you also know, knowing is half the battle.