Dickheads and Debauchery

Dickheads and Debauchery

Author: Vic Ferrari

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2017-03-27

Total Pages: 232

ISBN-13: 9781536930658

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Have you ever wondered why there are those who foolishly sprint to the finish line of life? Ignoring the laws of common sense & swimming against actuary tables, endangering themselves for shits and giggles or to save a few bucks. Flying their own planes, running with bulls or eating turkey legs at Disney world, they're on the fast track to their own mortality. This factually incorrect guide to living longer shown through the eyes of a retired NYPD detective shines a light on the darker side of life while pointing out how it's often taken for granted. Irony and sarcasm cuts through the bullshit of everyday life while examining life's most perplexing mysteries. Are there assholes in heaven? Confusing balls with stupidity? The real reason Ben Franklin flew a kite. Why weathermen are bullshit artists. Painting a portrait with sarcasm, heaven, hell and bull riding are all taken to task. If you do not suffer fools gladly, this is a must read.


Grand Theft Auto

Grand Theft Auto

Author: Vic Ferrari

Publisher:

Published: 2020-06-15

Total Pages: 244

ISBN-13:

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You might be surprised to learn crime does pay, especially auto theft. During the 1990s, New York City was averaging over a hundred thousand vehicle thefts a year. New Yorkers accepted their fate, frequently finding empty parking spaces where their vehicles were parked the night before. Victims called the police, who took theft reports without offering much hope they would ever see their car again. The NYPD's Auto Crime Division is a hundred and twenty-member unit created to combat auto theft, stopping those who roam the streets at night looking to steal your vehicle. Most Americans have been the victim of some form of auto crime or know someone who has been. What they don't know is why, how, or who stole their vehicle, or what happens to it after it disappears. Grand Theft Auto peels back the curtain, exposing the nuts and bolts of the auto theft industry.Would you believe a pair of nuns stole Mother Superior's car to go on a wild shopping spree in the Bronx? Or the double-dealing confidential informant who helped recover Mike Tyson's stolen motorcycle minutes before it was shipped out of the country? What about the diplomat's husband who drove around Manhattan in a stolen Mercedes? Or the silver-tongued three-hundred-pound car thief who managed to stay one step ahead of the law? Retired detective Vic Ferrari shares his unique insight and colorful stories from his days assigned to the New York City Police Department's Auto Crime Division. If you enjoy Live PD, are fascinated with police work, or want to know who stole your car, you've picked up the right book. Vic Ferrari, author of NYPD: Through the Looking Glass: Stories From Inside America's Largest Police Department and The NYPD's Flying Circus: Cops, Crime & Chaos, and Dickheads & Debauchery and Other Ingenious Ways to Die is a retired New York City Police Department detective with over twenty years of experience in the auto theft industry.


The NYPD's Flying Circus

The NYPD's Flying Circus

Author: Vic Ferrari

Publisher:

Published: 2019-06-25

Total Pages: 238

ISBN-13: 9781076034274

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Did you know that NYPD stands for New York Police Department? Of course you did! But did you know that there was once a legendary detective named El Diablo whose out-of-control lifestyle included stealing a horse and carriage for a wild ride through Central Park? Or the rookie cop whose unusual talent of farting on demand disrupted the police academy? How about the handcuffed Houdini crackhead who escaped from the back seat of a police car? The New York City Police Department is the largest police agency in the United States, with over 35,000 members. A police force that large is going to have more than a few colorful characters and unbelievable stories. Retired NYPD Detective Vic Ferrari takes you behind the scenes as he peels back the onion, revealing the good, the bad, and the ugly of the New York City Police Department. The NYPD's Flying Circus picks up where NYPD: Through the Looking Glass left off in this controversial tell-all sequel. The NYPD's Flying Circus is an introspective, behind-the-scenes look into the New York City Police Department. Cops, crime and chaos are sarcastically woven together through the eyes of a retired NYPD detective, exposing the funnier side of the NYPD-a fascinating history lesson wrapped in personal anecdotes covering a twenty-year law enforcement career. If you enjoy Live PD, are fascinated with police work, or ever wondered what it was like to be a member of the NYPD, you've picked up the right book.


Boy on Fire

Boy on Fire

Author: Mark Mordue

Publisher: Atlantic Books

Published: 2021-03-04

Total Pages: 395

ISBN-13: 183895371X

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An intensely beautiful, profound and poetic biography of the formative years of the dark prince of rock 'n' roll, Boy on Fire is Nick Cave's creation story, a portrait of the artist first as a boy, then as a young man. A deeply insightful work which charts his family, friends, influences, milieu and, most of all, his music, it reveals how Nick Cave shaped himself into the extraordinary artist he would become. A powerful account of a singular, uncompromising artist, Boy on Fire is also a vivid and evocative rendering of a time and place, from the fast-running dark rivers and ghost gums of country-town Australia to the torn wallpaper, sticky carpet and manic energy of the nascent punk scene which hit staid 1970s Melbourne like an atom bomb. Boy on Fire is a stunning biographical achievement.


A Soldier's Tale of Combating Hangovers

A Soldier's Tale of Combating Hangovers

Author: S.D. Turner

Publisher: Outskirts Press

Published: 2020-12-12

Total Pages: 358

ISBN-13: 1977230652

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“This book makes you want more. I simply could not put it down –marvelous storytelling. Aside from being incredibly funny, S.D. Turner honors America’s soldiers past and present. I could easily see A Soldier’s Tale of Combating Hangovers being produced into a miniseries.” ̶ MAJ Donald “Captain Hand-grenade” Vandergriff, MA, RFSA, US Army (Retired) A Soldier’s Tale of Combating Hangovers: Debauchery Before the Internet is hands-down, the laugh-out-loud military guidebook to life in the U.S. Army in the early 1990s. In his debut memoir, author S.D. Turner brilliantly captures the hysterical side of life in the military. A week after his eighteenth birthday, he finds himself at Ft. Knox, Kentucky, training as an armored crewman aboard the M1A1 battle tank. As a new recruit, the story begins with him running from furious drill sergeants and ends with him running from angry 1800-pound bulls in the twisty, cobbled streets of Pamplona, Spain. Ride along as the author precariously finds himself naked, driving a 10-ton Army truck for his first adventure on Germany’s famed autobahn—all with an overzealous audience of French tour buses! Find out what happens to your drunken hero as he starts a beerfest brawl and almost goes to military prison for following his commander’s orders. It’s a non-stop, wild ride down memory lane that will, at times, have you on the edge of your seat or laughing yourself to the floor. It will definitely have you asking your friends and family more questions about their time in the military.


Corn Flakes for Dinner

Corn Flakes for Dinner

Author: Aidan Comerford

Publisher: Gill & Macmillan Ltd

Published: 2017-10-13

Total Pages: 331

ISBN-13: 0717180395

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What do you do when both of your daughters have been diagnosed with autism, your wife is depressed and your job has been made redundant? You become a comedian! After years of feeling like he was losing at life, Aidan Comerford was on top of the world. He had just stepped off stage after being crowned the winner of So You Think You're Funny? at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in 2014, joining previous winners such as Peter Kay, Dylan Moran and Tommy Tiernan. This was it! His big break. Back in Ireland, on the same day, at a remote country cottage near a lake, his daughter went missing . A funny, heartfelt and uplifting memoir about the challenges and adventures of parenting, and accepting that sometimes you have to have Corn Flakes for dinner.


Dis-Orienting Rhythms

Dis-Orienting Rhythms

Author: Sanjay Sharma

Publisher: Zed Books

Published: 1996-11

Total Pages: 264

ISBN-13:

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Aims to produce a new understanding of the world significance of South Asian culture in multi-racist societies. It focuses on the role that contemporary South Asian dance music has played in the formation of a new urban cultural politics.


Game, Set, Cash!

Game, Set, Cash!

Author: Brad Hutchins

Publisher: Black Incorporated

Published: 2014

Total Pages: 288

ISBN-13: 9781863956598

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Welcome to the hidden and lucrative world of tennis trading. Brad Hutchins has been living a young bloke's dream: being paid to watch sport. The 27-year-old Australian was employed by a secret gambling syndicate to follow the pro tennis circuit as a sports trader, using his mobile phone to relay results and beat online gamblers to the big pay-offs. His stories from the road would make anyone jealous: watching the world's best tennis players and partying in a new country every week, with cash to burn and no strings attached. But like card counters in casinos, sports traders are despised by the tennis establishment. The more time Brad spends courtside, the harder it becomes for him to evade the security guards who are hell-bent on ejecting him from the game. Game, Set, Cash! will appeal to anyone who loves scallywag stories in the spirit of The Wolf of Wall Street or Paul Carter's Don't Tell Mum I Work On the Rigs. 'A terrific read, and not just another 'racket'. Hutchins shines!' - Paul Carter, author of Don't Tell Mum I Work on the Rigs: She Thinks I'm a Piano Player in a Whorehouse.


Scarred

Scarred

Author: K Webster

Publisher: K Webster

Published: 2014-04-28

Total Pages: 201

ISBN-13: 1499238711

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From USA Today Bestselling Author K Webster, comes a steamy contemporary romance standalone novel! I have secrets—horrible ones. A man from my past scarred me and broke my spirit. Each day, I try to live a normal life now that I’m free. Until Brayden. Gorgeous. Cocky. Perceptive. He sees parts of me that aren’t meant to be seen. I’m exposed with him. Too bad he’s my best friend’s ex. I can’t be with him without betraying her. Lines are crossed and we start down a forbidden path. When we’re together, though, nothing feels bad. In fact, it’s so, so good. Brayden threatens the safe world I’ve come to know. I just have to decide if he’s worth risking it all. This is the third book in the series but can be read as a standalone.