Dick and Dom are pan-generational household names who have been delighting television audiences for well over a decade. 'Dick and Dom's Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book' is a hilarious mishmash of Dick and Dom's very own bonkers yet brilliant breed of humour.
What did the tuna family say when a submarine went by? 'Oh, look, a tin full of people!' What do you do if you're too hot at a football match? Sit next to a fan. Waiter Waiter! Will my pizza be long? Waiter: No, sir, it will be round. What happens if you get a gigabyte? It megahertz. The time has come to find the funniest joke ever! And Dick and Dom, esteemed TV geniuses and authors of the bestselling Dick and Dom's Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book, are the right people for the job. In Dick v Dom - The Joke Battle they battle their way through 360 hilarious and silly jokes to find the very best joke ever through a series of hilarious themed rounds. Want to hear the best cheese joke ever? How about the best knock, knock joke? Dick thinks he knows it, but then again so does Dom, so it's up to you to decide. Let battle commence – and may the best joker win!
Meet Dick and Dom, TV legends, creators of Slightly Naughty but Very Silly Words and authors of the world's* best Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book! But now it's time for . . . (drum roll, please) . . . Dick and Dom's Whoopee Book of Practical Jokes! Fool your friends, trick your teachers and prank your parents! Packed with rip-roaring practical puns, side-splitting jokes and nuggets of complete and utter madness, if this book doesn't tickle your funny bone, you're probably dead! *In our opinion. Other opinions are available.
This hilarious Dick and Dom joke book contains 96 pages of jokes to tell your friends, and practical jokes to play on them. Dripping with snot and creamy muck muck, and with a free sticky hand for lots of gross fun
Dick and Dom are pan-generational household names who have been delighting television audiences for well over a decade. Dick and Dom's Slightly Naughty But Very Silly Words! is a collection of their brilliant made-up words and phrases. Filled with the silliest words and definitions imaginable, and illustrated with glorious line drawings, this is a hilarious book to come back to again and again. Dobbawoofsinit: A person who has trumped and blamed the dog. Germ Rain: The little bits of spit that some teachers do when they're talking. Musty Troutwarbler: An aged teacher who can't keep control of the class.
Dick and Dom are as beloved by parents as children because they appeal to the mischievousness in us all. They have invented a vocabulary of rudery, euphemism, and vivid description which is, of course, utterly, innocent. Full of illustrations, this book is designed to give the appearance of the random scribblings of a mad genius... This book is your handy dictionary, thesaurus, concordance and lexicon of naughty words that enhance and augment the English language and allow you to get away with anything.