Death's Collector: Sorcerers Dark and Light
Death's Collector: Sorcerers Dark and Light

Author: Bill McCurry

Publisher: Infinite Monkeys Publishing LLC

Published: 2020-04-28

Total Pages: 394

ISBN-13:

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A banished demigod abducting children. An underpowered sorcerer forced to fight. An impossible battle for a virtuous cause. Bib has retreated home, wracked with grief. After dooming his own daughter, he’s unwillingly dragged into a conflict with the demonic son of the God of War. And though he saves his town from the petulant deity, his tragic miscalculation allows the sadistic fiend to make off with a hoard of kids. Enraged and determined to right his mistakes, Bib must once again negotiate with the gods for enough power to overcome his sinister foe. And if that doesn’t work, then he’ll just have to summon the dead… Will Bib defeat the snarky Goliath and save the children from a horrific fate? Death’s Collector: Sorcerers Dark and Light is the third book in the hopelessly irreverent Death-Cursed Wizard fantasy series. If you like warped insults, inventive magic, and complex characters, then you’ll love Bill McCurry’s bloodstained quest. Buy Death’s Collector: Sorcerers Dark and Light to defeat a despicable demigod today!

Death's Collector: Dark Lands
Death's Collector: Dark Lands

Author: Bill McCurry

Publisher: Infinite Monkeys Publishing LLC

Published: 2022-01-28

Total Pages: 494

ISBN-13: 1735648760

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The Apocalypse sucks. Somebody must slay the Father of the Gods, but why does it have to be Bib? The final war between the gods and their awful, eternal enemies is starting, and Bib the sorcerer finds himself fighting for the wrong side. He’d rather not be on any side at all and sit at home drinking heavily, but that’s not an option. Bib is sent to find a weapon that kills gods, but other heroes are falling all over each other to find it too. Will the weapon go to the bravest and toughest? Great! Will it go to the worthiest? That may be a problem… Find out now because it looks like there may not be a chance later. If you like snarky humor, innovative magic systems, and memorable characters, read Death's Collector: Dark Lands! It's the sixth and final book in the addictive, sarcastic fantasy series The Death-Cursed Wizard by Bill McCurry.

Death's Collector
Death's Collector

Author: Bill McCurry

Publisher: Infinite Monkeys Publishing LLC

Published: 2019-02-17

Total Pages: 387

ISBN-13:

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A wizard compelled to kill. A slaughter he vowed to prevent. A murderer who pissed off the wrong guy… Bib the sorcerer hates how much he loves his job. Cursed by the God of Death to collect lives, he focuses their thirst on snuffing out only lowlife losers and contemptible ass-clowns. But when innocents under his protection are brutally murdered, Bib flips the switch on the ultimate revenge spree. Bent on obliterating the bum responsible, Bib is more than a little miffed when he discovers the shocking truth about his own degenerate nature. But knowing the type of killer he is inside, the reluctant hero won’t be stopped until he mows down every evil dude in his path. Can Bib fight his way to redemption before he loses his soul to bloodlust? Death’s Collector is the first book in the darkly humorous The Death-Cursed Wizard fantasy series. If you like snarky heroes, top-notch magic systems, and epic sword and sorcery, then you’ll love Bill McCurry’s addictive tale. Buy Death’s Collector to flirt with darkness today!

Death's Collector - Void Walker
Death's Collector - Void Walker

Author: Bill McCurry

Publisher: Infinite Monkeys Publishing LLC

Published: 2020-10-01

Total Pages: 422

ISBN-13:

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It was just a little bit of treason. The petty, vicious gods demand that Bib the sorcerer lure his friend, the young king, into a losing war. Bib thinks he’s clever enough to arrange things so that the king is defeated yet keeps his throne - and his head. But the king won’t listen until Bib crushes some traitors for him. Faced with rebellious nobles, mystical killers, and allies he can’t control, Bib finds that cleverness needs a sword and some vicious magic to back it up. Because if he fails, the gods have torture, death, and even destruction beyond death waiting for him. They may even point and laugh. Struggling across a landscape of brutal armies, immortal vengeance, and a highly aggravated ex-lover, Bib does what he does best: mock the pretentious, take no crap, and murder people who almost certainly deserve it. Death’s Collector: Void-Walker is the fourth novel in the darkly irreverent Death-Cursed Wizard series, which follows Bib the lethal sorcerer as he strives against cruel villains, bad sorcerers, petty gods, and his inner demons - which, like a fool, he feeds regularly.

Death's Collector - Sword Hand
Death's Collector - Sword Hand

Author: Bill McCurry

Publisher: Infinite Monkeys Publishing LLC

Published: 2021-06-07

Total Pages: 427

ISBN-13: 1735648736

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A killer with doubts. A ruinous war. A couple of stupid decisions. When the great war of empires comes, Bib the sorcerer doesn’t expect to throw in with a bunch of horrid peasants. In fact, he hates the idea and would gladly trade them for a sock full of sand. But this war has caught him in a transitional period. Although he’s killed scads of people, Bib has never thought of himself as evil. Now his friends tell him to wake up and smell the evil coffee, and the whole idea vexes him. Saving helpless villagers sure sounds like something a good person would do, so Bib decides to give it a shot. But with two armies slaughtering thousands of people all over the countryside, how not-evil is he prepared to be? If you enjoy ferocious swordplay, one-of-a-kind magic systems, and sarcasm that cuts like glass, you'll love Bill McCurry's dark, irreverent tale. Get Death's Collector - Sword Hand today to do the right thing and save some aggravating villagers!

Death's Baby Sister
Death's Baby Sister

Author: Bill McCurry

Publisher: Infinite Monkeys Publishing LLC

Published: 2023-05-18

Total Pages: 390

ISBN-13:

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A debt to the heavens. A mouthy teenaged trainee. A sorcerer-slaying cult that might be his fault. Bib’s semi-retirement from killing for the gods isn’t going so well. So when he’s asked to help an angry twelve-year-old girl with out-of-control powers, he embarks on a quest hoping for some redemption. But as Bib takes his sassy young charge under his wing, a voyage to the temple almost ends in disaster after a deadly ambush. With reports of other sorcerers going mad and the kid wreaking magical mayhem whenever she opens her mouth, Bib struggles to resist strangling the brat. And after the girl triggers a series of lethal attacks, Bib fears the only way out of this mess will be a return to his murderous ways… Can the embattled anti-hero single-handedly take on the gods and stop the growing bloodshed? Death’s Baby Sister is the second book in the witty-but-dark Death-Cursed Wizard fantasy series. If you like reluctant champions, twisted conflict, and plenty of sword-slashing action, then you’ll love Bill McCurry’s wild adventure.

Death's Collector - Sorcerers Dark and Light
Death's Collector - Sorcerers Dark and Light

Author: Bill McCurry

Publisher: Death-Cursed Wizard

Published: 2020-04-28

Total Pages: 426

ISBN-13: 9780984806287

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A banished demigod abducting children. An underpowered sorcerer forced to fight. An impossible battle for a virtuous cause. Bib has retreated home, wracked with grief. After dooming his own daughter, he's unwillingly dragged into a conflict with the demonic son of the God of War. And though he saves his town from the petulant deity, his tragic miscalculation allows the sadistic fiend to make off with a hoard of kids. Enraged and determined to right his mistakes, Bib must once again negotiate with the gods for enough power to overcome his sinister foe. And if that doesn't work, then he'll just have to summon the dead... Will Bib defeat the snarky Goliath and save the children from a horrific fate? Death's Collector: Sorcerers Dark and Light is the third book in the hopelessly irreverent Death-Cursed Wizard fantasy series. If you like warped insults, inventive magic, and complex characters, then you'll love Bill McCurry's bloodstained quest. Buy Death's Collector: Sorcerers Dark and Light to defeat a despicable demigod today!

Dragons at That Awkward Age
Dragons at That Awkward Age

Author: Bill McCurry

Publisher: Infinite Monkeys Publishing LLC

Published: 2024-03-20

Total Pages: 479

ISBN-13:

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A reluctant, aging assassin. An angry dragon hitting puberty. A realm about to go up in flames… Bib the sorcerer fears his marriage is on the rocks. But while the cynical forty-something and his wife attempt to restore her magically erased memories, a powerful magician enspells him with a command to kill a king. And while he wracks his brain for a loophole to avoid committing regicide, a ravenous teenage dragon shows up demanding answers. Using the flame-throwing beast to prop up his waning physical prowess, Bib reluctantly slays the local ruler… and then hunts down the man who forced him into the deed. But traveling across the land with an acne-ridden sidekick has his past life flashing before his eyes in a worrying stream of questionably selfish decisions. Will Bib rewrite the ending to his own story before chaos sets the world on fire? Dragons At That Awkward Age is the snappy second book in the Sorcerer of Bad Examples humorous fantasy series. If you like ridiculous misadventures, fast-paced action, and blazing snark, then you’ll love Bill McCurry’s sharp-toothed take on adolescence. Buy Dragons At That Awkward Age to parent a deadly little monster today!

Death's Collector - Sorcerers Dark and Light
Death's Collector - Sorcerers Dark and Light

Author: Bill McCurry

Publisher:

Published: 2021-11-11

Total Pages:

ISBN-13:

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A banished demigod abducting children. An underpowered sorcerer forced to fight. An impossible battle for a virtuous cause.Bib has retreated home, wracked with grief. After dooming his own daughter, he's unwillingly dragged into a conflict with the demonic son of the God of War. And though he saves his town from the petulant deity, his tragic miscalculation allows the sadistic fiend to make off with a hoard of kids.Enraged and determined to right his mistakes, Bib must once again negotiate with the gods for enough power to overcome his sinister foe. And if that doesn't work, then he'll just have to summon the dead?Will Bib defeat the snarky Goliath and save the children from a horrific fate?Death's Collector: Sorcerers Dark and Light is the third book in the hopelessly irreverent Death-Cursed Wizard fantasy series. If you like warped insults, inventive magic, and complex characters, then you'll love Bill McCurry's bloodstained quest.Buy Death's Collector: Sorcerers Dark and Light to defeat a despicable demigod today!

Black Witch, Death Mage
Black Witch, Death Mage

Author: A.S. Etaski

Publisher: Corpus~Nexus Press

Published: 2020-12-07

Total Pages: 527

ISBN-13: 194955208X

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I am the dark foreigner among pale-skinned mercenaries, crossing exposed grasslands. My only ally is a sinister scholar hiding scars from past rituals. He alone knows I carry a child. Each day assaults my senses and leads me farther away from home. Inevitably, my mission will lead out of isolation to the first Human settlement in my path. With few watching my back and more tempted to exploit it, I wade into an unforgiving test of my training and vigilance, determined not to be pulled down. Twisted portents and pious zealotry expose danger in every direction, while new, threatening dreams of distant sands muddle my Queen's past with my present. As all close in around me, I must find a way to serve the Valsharess and slip free of man-made chains which would enslave me. In Black Witch, Death Mage, far-reaching threads and mystical visions constrict to bind those within it, pulling the tales of present and past closer than they've been in thousands of years. Sister Seekers is adult epic fantasy with an ever-broadening scope, perfect for fans of entwined plots, challenging themes, elements of erotic horror, immersive worldbuilding. Sexuality and inner conflict play into character growth with nuance, intrigue, intense action, and fantastical magic. The series begins underground with an isolated race of Dark Elves whose intricate webs first ensnare then catapult us to places a Red Sister can only imagine in her dreams.