Dear Dickhead

Dear Dickhead

Author: Virginie Despentes

Publisher: Farrar, Straus and Giroux

Published: 2024-09-10

Total Pages: 207

ISBN-13: 0374611629

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"Epic . . . Brash and provocative . . . [A] riveting exploration of feminism and sexism . . . Readers will be awed." ―Publishers Weekly (starred review) The French novel taking the world by storm: an ultracontemporary Dangerous Liaisons about sex, feminism, and addiction. Dear Dickhead, I read your post on Insta. You’re like a pigeon shitting on my shoulder as you flap past. It’s shitty and unpleasant. Waah, waah, waah, I’m a pissy little pantywaist, no one loves me so I whimper like a Chihuahua in the hope someone will notice me. Congratulations: you’ve got your fifteen minutes of fame! You want proof? I’m writing to you. Oscar is a B-list novelist in his forties. He used to be an alcoholic and a cokehead, but now he keeps himself busy by ranting on social media. When Rebecca, an actress whose looks he insulted, sends him an angry email, they strike up a combative correspondence—at the very moment that Oscar is accused of sexual harassment by his former publicist. What ensues is a no-holds-barred conversation about life under the patriarchy, and above all about addiction—to drugs, to alcohol, to the internet, to rage. Virginie Despentes, the celebrated author of King Kong Theory, has written her breakthrough book: a Dangerous Liaisons for our time. We follow Rebecca and Oscar as they develop an unlikely friendship and argue over questions of right and wrong in a city—Paris—where pleasure, excess, and freedom rule the day, or used to. Dear Dickhead is a guns-blazing novel about a culture that makes men and women sick, and about how the search for feeling leaves us addicted to what makes us feel. The result is a provocative and unmissable book from the author hailed by The Guardian as France’s “rock and roll Zola.”


A Book for a Dickhead

A Book for a Dickhead

Author: Adam Stevenson

Publisher:

Published: 2018-02-17

Total Pages: 44

ISBN-13: 9781980319245

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This book is an ideal novelty gift for the dickhead in your life. Contains inspirational quotes to remind them that they are a dickhead.


She's Just That Into You!

She's Just That Into You!

Author: Linda Sunshine

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 2012-11-06

Total Pages: 85

ISBN-13: 1449437540

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A book for both women and men, She's Just That Into You! hilariously explains the naked truth about women's obsessions with men. If you're obsessing over a man, if you're the object of an obsession, if you have a friend in either camp, you need this book. For him, she's just that into you: If she spends more than six hours a day waiting for you to call. If her therapist wants to meet you. If she wants to kill herself only to hurt you. For her, some early warning signs you're obsessed: Are you spending more than fourteen hours a day in bed? Do you go to church or temple only to pray that he will come back to you? Are you frequently misplacing your keys, your wallet, your children and/or your sense of humor? Ex-girlfriend and author Linda Sunshine will keep you laughing as she divulges the secrets of obsessive love.


The Caretaker

The Caretaker

Author: A. X. Ahmad

Publisher: Minotaur Books

Published: 2013-05-21

Total Pages: 302

ISBN-13: 1250016835

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Who is the caretaker hiding in the shadows of the Martha's Vineyard mansions he tends? Back in India, Ranjit Singh commanded an elite army squad. But that was years ago, before his Army career ended in dishonor, shattering his reputation. Driven from his homeland, he is now a caretaker on the exclusive resort island of Martha's Vineyard, looking after the vacation homes of the rich and powerful. One harsh winter, faced with no other choice, he secretly moves his family into the house of one of his clients, an African-American Senator. Here, his wife and daughter are happy, and he feels safe for the first time in ages. But Ranjit's idyll is shattered when mysterious men break into the house. Pursued and hunted, Ranjit is forced to enter the Senator's shadowy world, and his only ally is Anna, the Senator's beautiful wife, who has secrets of her own. Together, they uncover a trail of deception that leads from the calm shores of the Vineyard to countries half a world away. And when his investigation stirs up long forgotten events, the caretaker must finally face the one careless decision that ruined his life- and forced him to leave India. A gripping tale of hidden histories, political intrigue and dangerous attractions, A. X. Ahmad's The Caretaker introduces a new hero for our times: an immigrant caught between two worlds and a man caught between two loves.


Darkness

Darkness

Author: Ellena Restrick

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

Published: 2015-11-11

Total Pages: 211

ISBN-13: 1514462958

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You wont recognize my world. Five billion of the population are dead. There are no survivors in London, so why do I feel that there is something I dont know? Elektra Daniels was born into a world that was no longer run by electricity. Her parents disappeared when she was nine years old, and she cant remember her life before then. As Elektras world begins to expand, her past becomes both clear and more shrouded than ever. After all, where do you turn when over half the population is dead?


Angel Down

Angel Down

Author: Lois Greiman

Publisher: NYLA

Published: 2017-06-26

Total Pages: 421

ISBN-13: 1943772886

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A thrilling, sensual novel of romantic suspense from USA Today bestselling author, Lois Greiman. Gabriel Durrand's wingman, ex Army Ranger Linus Shepherd, has failed to return from a covert mission in the sweltering jungles of Colombia. Gabe is determined to make certain no man is left behind. Not on his watch. Recouping from an injury himself, he knows he can't bring Shep home alone and seeks an interpreter. When an unknown named Eddy Edwards is recommended for the assignment, Gabe hopes to meet him at Edwards’ neighborhood bar. Hours later, thinking this Eddy is a no-show, Gabe flirts with a girl-next-door beauty. Sparks fly, but during the ensuing romantic interlude, he realizes she’s heavily armed, deadly dangerous, and probably an enemy operative. Jennifer ‘Eddy’ Edwards has been on desk duty at the CIA for far too long and is ready to get her hands dirty, but when she meets sexy Gabriel Durrand at her local hangout, wires get crossed, hormones sizzle, and a battle erupts. Will this unlikely team save Shepherd or will they kill each other before ever arriving in South America? ''Greiman's writing is warm, witty, and gently wise.” –Betina Krahn, New York Times bestselling author ''Lois Greiman delivers.'' –Christina Dodd, New York Times bestselling author "Lois Greiman is a natural storyteller." –#1 New York Times bestseller, Victoria Alexander “If you enjoy Susan Wiggs and Kristin Hannah, you'll love Greiman's stories of redemption and renewal.”— New York Times bestselling author Kathleen Eagle


The Pick-up

The Pick-up

Author: Fiona Harris & Mike McLeish

Publisher: Echo

Published: 2021-06-01

Total Pages: 366

ISBN-13: 176068709X

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Lizzie, Sam and Megan are very different people who became best friends over good coffee and good laughs at school drop-off. Single-mum Megan is contemplating a slightly scandalous relationship. Newly divorced Sam is navigating the 'delights' of online dating. And Lizzie is flat out juggling four kids and an absent husband. As if that wasn't enough, this year the trio have decided to embrace their inner parent helper and volunteer to go on the annual school camp. If they think their personal lives are chaotic, this camp's going to teach them what chaos really means ...


Dear Asshole

Dear Asshole

Author: Jillian Madison

Publisher: Running Press Adult

Published: 2011-08-02

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780762442867

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Dear Asshole includes 101 letters to tell off all the assholes you encounter on a daily basis, each letter conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and give it to the desired offender. The world is full of assholes -- but now you can fight back! Ever wish you could leave a nasty note for that jerk meter maid who ticketed you, or the idiot who didn't clean up after his dog, or your asshole psychotic ex? Now you can! Whether it's the asshole landlord, the asshole cheapskate, the asshole backseat driver, or the constantly cheery asshole, you should never leave home without this useful book ever again! Letters include: Dear Asshole Who Stole My Parking Space Dear Asshole Who Doesn't Know How to Use Self-Checkout Dear Contagious Asshole Dear Constantly Broke Asshole Dear Online Dating Asshole Who Lied About Their Looks Dear Asshole Boss Dear Fanatically Religious Asshole at My Door And more!


Frankie

Frankie

Author: Shivaun Plozza

Publisher:

Published: 2017-11-07

Total Pages: 349

ISBN-13: 1250142997

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"Originally published in Australia by Penguin Australia Pty Ltd."--Copyright page.