Dead Dad Jokes
Dead Dad Jokes

Author: Ollie Schminkey

Publisher: SCB Distributors

Published: 2021-05-25

Total Pages: 88

ISBN-13: 1638340226

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2022 Midwest Book Awards- Debut Poetry Finalist 2022 Eric Hoffer Awards - Da Vinci Eye Finalist 2022 Eric Hoffer Awards - Grand Prize Short List 2022 Eric Hoffer Awards - Poetry Honorable Mention 2019 Button Poetry Video Contest Winner Dead Dad Jokes is an unflinching take on family, loss and trauma. There is nothing quiet about Schminkey's debut. Every page is raw, honest and unforgettable. Dead Dad Jokes brings the impact of addiction into crisp focus while also shattering our simplistic TV preconceptions about it. Ollie never lets the reader slip into the easy sadness of cliche - instead they guide us through the realities and contradictions of losing someone you love and of death - reminding us that they need not be one and the same.

Stop the Dad Jokes!
Stop the Dad Jokes!

Author: Adrian Beck

Publisher: Random House Australia

Published: 2021-07-02

Total Pages: 26

ISBN-13: 1761043080

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A Father's Day picture book from funny guy Adrian Beck that will have the whole family laughing. Warning: Do not show this book to dads! This book is full of DAD JOKES that are embarrassing, goofy and NOT FUNNY! A trip to the zoo with Dad means seeing lots of animals . . . and hearing plenty of dad jokes too! A hilarious story by Adrian Beck (a dad) illustrated by Simon Greiner (another dad). The perfect Father's Day gift and read-aloud story!

How to Remember Jokes
How to Remember Jokes

Author: Philip Van Munching

Publisher: Workman Publishing

Published: 1997-01-01

Total Pages: 148

ISBN-13: 9780761107347

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Provides a simple mnemonic method for remembering jokes and includes sample jokes in various categories

Dead Jokes
Dead Jokes

Author: Jim Reaper

Publisher:

Published: 2018-09-29

Total Pages: 56

ISBN-13: 9781724152206

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Put the fun back in funeral with DEAD JOKES. A collection of tasteless jokes about death. Nothing is off limits.Most of these joke are crude and if you are easily offended then maybe you should check out DAD JOKES which are typically far less shocking. These jokes are not politically correct and will offend some people. Not suitable for children. Not suitable for adults who are not morally corrupt.

The Ultimate Dead Baby Joke Book
The Ultimate Dead Baby Joke Book

Author: Unearthed Books

Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub

Published: 2011-05-01

Total Pages: 150

ISBN-13: 9781461150916

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Sick, twisted and totally wrong. The Ultimate Dead Baby Joke Book is 100% all new jokes for 2011! The Ultimate Dead Baby Joke Book has everything and then some. Celebrities, Government Officials, Corporations, no one is safe from this outrageous parody of grotesqueness that is strewn thru the pages of this hilarious book. It has everything inside you could ever need when dealing with a dead baby. It has survival tactics, recipes, sex tips, storing tips, eating tips and last but not least, what to do when the police find you with a dead baby! Everything and anything you could possibly think of to do with a dead baby is in the pages of this book. It answers all of the deep questions below and then some! How many dead babies do you need to throw at a bear to keep it from attacking you? What's the perfect time to serve dead baby to your family? How many dead babies can you give to your lover on Valentines Day? When is the Government going to finish their cybernetic dead baby robot fighting competition and will it save the economy? What's the exchange rate for different dead babies in different countries? Which celebrities used dead babies for inspiration? How many dead babies helped write the Declaration of Independence? What did Albert Einstein do with a dead baby? Everything you ever wondered and needed to know about Dead Babies is answered in this book. This is is the guide you need. This is... The Ultimate Dead Baby Joke Book!

The Worst Dead Baby Jokes of All Time
The Worst Dead Baby Jokes of All Time

Author: Oliver Gaspirtz

Publisher: Westhoff Publishing

Published: 2017-03-19

Total Pages: 114

ISBN-13:

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Are you a self-righteous political correctness crusader? Looking for the next big thing to get all outraged over? Do you plan on being highly offended by this book? Remember, just because you find dead baby jokes insensitive and offensive doesn't mean you have the right to ruin the fun for everyone else. Think of it this way: Just because you have a nut allergy, you don't get to ruin the Peanuts movie for everyone else. These are just jokes. Terribly tasteless jokes. But just jokes nonetheless. You know, Freedom of Speech and what not. No actual babies were harmed during the making of this book. So don't get your politically correct panties in a knot. Relax, take a deep breath, and allow yourself to laugh. I won't tell anybody what a sick puppy you are. It'll be our little secret. It's ok to laugh at terrible jokes. Really. (More about that at the end of this book.) Gaspirtz

Truly Tasteless Jokes
Truly Tasteless Jokes

Author: Blanche Knott

Publisher: Ballantine Books

Published: 1985-05-12

Total Pages: 122

ISBN-13: 0345329201

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The original is back. TRULY TASTELESS JOKES took America by storm and made it laugh at itself. It's all in here, disgusting, repulsive, cruel, and just plain tasteless jokes and stories that will make you smile, laugh, or groan--and love every minute of it.

Is This Anything?
Is This Anything?

Author: Jerry Seinfeld

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2020-10-06

Total Pages: 480

ISBN-13: 1982112743

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The first book in twenty-five years from “one of our great comic minds” (The Washington Post) features Seinfeld’s best work across five decades in comedy. Since his first performance at the legendary New York nightclub “Catch a Rising Star” as a twenty-one-year-old college student in fall of 1975, Jerry Seinfeld has written his own material and saved everything. “Whenever I came up with a funny bit, whether it happened on a stage, in a conversation, or working it out on my preferred canvas, the big yellow legal pad, I kept it in one of those old school accordion folders,” Seinfeld writes. “So I have everything I thought was worth saving from forty-five years of hacking away at this for all I was worth.” For this book, Jerry Seinfeld has selected his favorite material, organized decade by decade. In this “trove of laugh-out-loud one-liners” (Associated Press), you will witness the evolution of one of the great comedians of our time and gain new insights into the thrilling but unforgiving art of writing stand-up comedy.

The McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes
The McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes

Author: McSweeney's

Publisher: Vintage

Published: 2008-04-01

Total Pages: 226

ISBN-13: 030738733X

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As John Hodgman says in this book's introduction, “We all know that books are funny. First, they are made of paste and cloth, which is funny, as is the fact that people still buy and read them.” With that in mind, the McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes collects the best book-related humor from the humor-laden archives of McSweeney's Internet Tendency. Open it and be regaled by such sketches, lists, letters, and spoofs as: Postcards from James Joyce to his Brother Stan Winnie-the-Pooh is My Coworker Ikea Product or Lord of the Rings Character? Popular Children's Fairy Tales Reimagined Using Members of My Family The Very Unauthorized Biography of Steven Seagal Chuck Norris Erotica John Updike, Television Writer Jane Eyre Runs for President Cormac McCarthy Writes to the Editor of the Santa Fe New Mexican Holden Caulfield Gives the Commencement Speech to a High School Letters from Odysseus's College Roommate And many dozens more.

Dead People Suck
Dead People Suck

Author: Laurie Kilmartin

Publisher: Rodale

Published: 2018-02-13

Total Pages: 210

ISBN-13: 1635650003

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An honest, irreverent, laugh-out-loud guide to coping with death and dying from Emmy-nominated writer and New York Times bestselling co-author of Sh*tty Mom Laurie Kilmartin. Death is not for the faint of heart, and sometimes the best way to cope is through humor. No one knows this better than comedian Laurie Kilmartin. She made headlines by live-tweeting her father’s time in hospice and her grieving process after he passed, and channeled her experience into a comedy special, 45 Jokes About My Dead Dad. Dead People Suck is her hilarious guide to surviving (sometimes) death, dying, and grief without losing your mind. If you are old and about to die, sick and about to die, or with a loved one who is about to pass away or who has passed away, there’s something for you. With chapters like “Are You An Old Man With Daughters? Please Shred Your Porn,” “If Cancer was an STD, It Would Be Cured By Now,” and “Unsubscribing Your Dead Parent from Tea Party Emails,” Laurie Kilmartin guides you through some of life’s most complicated moments with equal parts heart and sarcasm.