Daddy Drinks
Daddy Drinks

Author: Henry Dittman

Publisher: Post Hill Press

Published: 2017-06-16

Total Pages: 435

ISBN-13: 1682612961

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One very, very late night, in a state of panic, a new dad reaches out to five of his buddies via instant messenger to ask for advice on being a father. What results is a nonstop stream of consciousness as the Daddy Drinks daddies overshare, gripe, grouse, complain, and offer questionable guidance to one another on how to keep their kids alive and their marriages intact. Daddy Drinks is the real transcript lifted from that messenger thread that shines a comedic light on the idea that almost any man can be a father—but almost no father knows what the hell he’s doing! Daddy Drinks is a celebration of the ups and downs of raising a new baby—not just the fatigue and worry—but also the immense joys of newfound fatherhood. Features a begrudging foreword from TV dad Patrick Duffy.

I Wish Daddy Didn't Drink So Much
I Wish Daddy Didn't Drink So Much

Author: Judith Vigna

Publisher: Albert Whitman

Published: 1998-01-01

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780807535264

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A young girl shares her feelings and frustrations about her alcoholic father's behavior.

Daddy Drinks
Daddy Drinks

Author: Brad Gosse

Publisher:

Published: 2019-07

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 9781077291454

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For mature audiences only. Not for the easily offended! A hilarious look at children's books. I've designed book covers for 100 kids books that should never be published. With great titles like: Mom Can't Afford Car Payments, Dad Lost the House, Daddy's Moving Away, Daddy Committed Wire Fraud, Jesus Needs Mommy in Heaven, Mommy Killed Herself, How Daddy Got an STD, Why Daddy Hits Mommy, Mommy Turns Tricks, Don't Trust the Clown on 5th, My Dad the Junkie, Your Art Sucks, No Dinner Tonight, I'm Not Your Father, Don't Bathe With Uncle Joe, Don't Start Fires, Billy Starts a Pile-Up, Sleep Time for Mr. Mittens, Three Little Pigs Become Bacon, Don't Interrupt Group, Capital Punishment, Mom Joined an MLM, Kid Detective, Mom, Dad, Sarah and Don, Mom's Essential Oil's, My Parents and Siblings, Your Life Is a Lie and many more. The covers illustrated in in this book are a light hearted look at a difficult childhood. Try not to find yourself triggered by the one or two things that you decide are offensive. I can't be funny if I have to worry about you.

Old Man Drinks
Old Man Drinks

Author: Robert Schnakenberg

Publisher: Quirk Books

Published: 2013-12-10

Total Pages: 163

ISBN-13: 1594747008

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Lose those frou-frou cocktails and start drinking like a real man—a real old man! A hilarious cookbook of old school cocktail recipes with sage advice from and images of real-life old guys with stories to tell These old man drinks are guaranteed to put hair on that scrawny baby’s bottom you call a chest. From Boilermakers and Sidecars to Rusty Nails and Satan’s Whiskers, these old-school party starters go down just as rough as they sound. No pink drinks or foo-foo umbrellas here! Just the good stuff—whiskey, rye, bourbon, gin—and some priceless life lessons that only the very old can provide. So man up, quit your bitchin’, and grab a stool, ’cause it’s gonna be a long night.

Corey's Dad Drinks Too Much
Corey's Dad Drinks Too Much

Author: Anne Courtney

Publisher: Tyndale House Pub

Published: 1991-01-01

Total Pages: 46

ISBN-13: 9780842302234

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Uses a Christian perspective to discuss alcoholism in a parent and how it can be treated.

Why Daddy Hits Mommy
Why Daddy Hits Mommy

Author: Brad Gosse

Publisher:

Published: 2020-01-10

Total Pages: 24

ISBN-13: 9781658902557

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Why Daddy Hits Mommy. When dad comes home he wants 2 thinks. A whiskey drink and spotless sinks. Even though your mommy works too. Dad's domestic labor expectations are askew. Once daddy enjoys drinky three. It's time for you and mom to flee. To grandmas house, you'd better go. Or mom will suffer several blows. To the face is where daddy hits. Because he drinks and cannot quits. Please remember dad is sick. Even when he uses a stick. Alcohol is daddy's crutch. And that's why he hits mom too much.

Camp Cocktails
Camp Cocktails

Author: Emily Vikre

Publisher: Harvard Common Press

Published: 2020-02-25

Total Pages: 195

ISBN-13: 076036253X

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Learn how to plan, pack, and whip up great drinks in the great outdoors. Cabin trips, hikes, patio parties, camping adventures—however you enjoy the great outdoors, it should be fun and easy. And so should the drinks! Simplicity, though, doesn't mean you're limited to a bottle and a mixer. With Camp Cocktails, you'll have a variety of options for simple and tasty drinks that are ready to go wherever you go. Cool off after a hot day spent hiking through the woods with a Flask Boulevardier or the Northwoods Sidecar. Break in the campsite with a Grilled Orange Cobbler or the ultimate beer-based cocktail. Bundling up around the fire? Warm up with the Salted Nutella Hot Chocolate, the Penicillin Toddy, or a spiked hot apple cider. If you’re ready to go a step further, there’s even a chapter for using foraged ingredients. Every recipe comes with easy-to-follow instructions, and many feature expert bartender tips and hacks. A variety of occasions are all here, from stargazing to boating. And to round it all out, there's a whole chapter dedicated to foraging/found ingredients, and integrating nature into your favorite cocktails.

Daddy Adventure Day
Daddy Adventure Day

Author: Dave Keane

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2011-03-17

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 1101647035

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If you're a father-or a child-there is no better way to spend a day than on a Daddy Adventure Day. And there's no better way to spend a Daddy Adventure Day than going to a ball game. Because while there are humongous cheering crowds, fun foods, presents, and home run celebrations, here is the best part: time spent between a father and his child. That's the best gift of all. Bonding between Daddy and child has never been captured more vividly than in this picture book that manages to be bright, funny, and heartwarming all at the same time.

Patio Daddy-O at the Grill
Patio Daddy-O at the Grill

Author: Gideon Bosker

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2008-04-30

Total Pages: 108

ISBN-13: 9780811855792

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Patio Daddy-O is back and this time they're taking it outdoors! Ten years after the original Patio Daddy-O won the world over with its retro recipes and '50s nostalgia, these fun-loving folks have compiled 45 new recipes that showcase the wonders of man's other best friend—the grill. The book goes beyond the basics with creative recipes that combine global ingredients with down-home Americana to produce rubs and pastes, meat and seafood main courses, kebabs, side dishes, cocktails, and desserts.

Southern Gospel
Southern Gospel

Author: Travis Gibson

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

Published: 2003-12-01

Total Pages: 601

ISBN-13: 9781465327574

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JONELL EVERSOLE AND THE REVEREND BUDDY JAMES HAGEN LIVE WHAT THEY THINK ARE NORMAL, QUIET LIVES IN A SMALL SOUTHERN TOWN. SHE’S THE DAUGHTER OF A WELL-KNOWN LOCAL BUSINESSMAN, THE WIFE OF AN ASSISTANT PASTOR AND THE OWNER OF A DOWNTOWN ANTIQUE SHOP. JONELL’S LIFE IS DEVOTED TO FAMILY AND CHURCH UNTIL EVENTS CAUSE HER TO BECOME INVOLVED IN TRYING TO SOLVE A POTENTIALLY SCANDALOUS MYSTERY TARGETING THE WEALTHIEST FAMILY IN TOWN. HER EMPLOYEE, MARTY, IS SOMEHOW INVOLVED, MAKING JONELL EVEN MORE CURIOUS AS SHE UNCOVERS SITUATIONS SHE WOULD HAVE NEVER BELIEVED COULD OCCUR IN HER QUIET HOMETOWN. MEANWHILE, THE REVEREND HAGEN, PASTOR OF THE LARGEST CHURCH IN TOWN, IS SUDDENLY IN DANGER OF LOSING HIS CHURCH, HIS FAMILY AND HIS CAREER AS HIS PAST CATCHES UP WITH HIM AND HIS LIFE BECOMES FILLED WITH FRUSTRATION AND FEAR. BOTH JONELL AND BUDDY FACE SHOCKING REVELATIONS CAUSING THEM TO RE-EVALUATE THEIR PREVIOUSLY CALM, RELATIVELY UNEVENTFUL LIVES.