Daddy Needs a Drink
Daddy Needs a Drink

Author: Robert Wilder

Publisher: Delta

Published: 2007-05-01

Total Pages: 290

ISBN-13: 0385339267

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In the tradition of Dave Barry, an irreverent look at fatherhood from a dad who truly loves his kids—even when they’re driving him nuts. “Robert Wilder’s hilarious and boldly candid essays about the realities of parenting go down like gin and tonic on a hot summer afternoon.”—People A Santa Fe dad shares heartwarming, comic, often ludicrous tales of raising a family in this laugh-out-loud book perfect for anyone who enjoys the edgy humor of David Sedaris or the whimsical commentary of Dave Barry. Waxing both profound and profane on issues close to a father’s heart—from exploding diapers to toddler tantrums, from the horrors of dressing up as Frosty the Snowman to the moments that make a father proud—Robert Wilder brilliantly captures the joys and absurdities of being a parent today. With an artist wife and two kids—a daughter, Poppy, and a son, London—Robert Wilder considers himself as open-minded as the next man. Yet even he finds himself parentally challenged when his toddler son, London, careens around the house in the buff or asks the kind of outrageous, embarrassing questions only a kid can ask. A high school teacher who sometimes refers to himself jokingly as Mister Mom (when his wife, Lala, is busy in her studio), Wilder shares warmly funny stories on everything from sleep deprivation to why school-sponsored charities can turn otherwise sane adults into blithering and begging idiots. Whether trying to conjure up the perfect baby name (“Poppy” came to his wife’s mother in a dream) or hiring a Baby Whisperer to get some much-needed sleep, Wilder offers priceless life lessons on discipline, potty training, even phallic fiddling (courtesy of young London). He describes the perils of learning to live monodextrously (doing everything with one hand while carrying your child around with the other) and the joys of watching his daughter morph into a graceful, wise, unique little person right before his eyes. By turns tender, irreverent, and hysterically funny, Daddy Needs a Drink is a hilarious and poignant tribute to his family by a man who truly loves being a father.

Her Cowboy Daddy
Her Cowboy Daddy

Author: Cathy Gillen Thacker

Publisher: Harlequin

Published: 2011-07-01

Total Pages: 217

ISBN-13: 1459208412

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When Jeb McCabe gave Laramie, Texas, the scandal of the century by leaving his bride at the altar, he garnered the reputation of the most notorious bachelor in town. So what's the handsome heartbreaker doing playing nanny to Cady Keilor's young nephews? Cady desperately wants a baby of her own. But before she adopts, she's practicing for motherhood by babysitting her sister's rambunctious brood for two weeks. The cowboy she's always been sweet on is just along for the ride—after Cady bets him he can't last a week! It turns out Jeb's a natural at parenting, and Cady badly needs his help. The question is: Does playing house make Jeb yearn for the real thing? He is a McCabe, after all—and the name is synonymous with family!

Why Is My Child in Charge?
Why Is My Child in Charge?

Author: Claire Lerner

Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield

Published: 2021-09-02

Total Pages: 219

ISBN-13: 153814901X

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Solve toddler challenges with eight key mindshifts that will help you parent with clarity, calmness, and self-control. In Why is My Child in Charge?, Claire Lerner shows how making critical mindshifts—seeing children’s behaviors through a new lens —empowers parents to solve their most vexing childrearing challenges. Using real life stories, Lerner unpacks the individualized process she guides parents through to settle common challenges, such as throwing tantrums in public, delaying bedtime for hours, refusing to participate in family mealtimes, and resisting potty training. Lerner then provides readers with a roadmap for how to recognize the root cause of their child’s behavior and how to create and implement an action plan tailored to the unique needs of each child and family. Why is My Child in Charge? is like having a child development specialist in your home. It shows how parents can develop proven, practical strategies that translate into adaptable, happy kids and calm, connected, in-control parents.

Daddy Demands Less Trick More Treat
Daddy Demands Less Trick More Treat

Author: Jessie Carr

Publisher: Zero Tolerance

Published: 2023-09-16

Total Pages: 41

ISBN-13:

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OVER EIGHTEENS ONLY! Explicit Taboo Erotic Age Play Story. Daddy Demands Less Trick More Treat From the Erotic Short Story # 1Best Selling Author Jessie Carr. What you are about to read is an episode from a collection of books called Daddy Demands in which all the participants have one thing in common. The men in these stories are in their middle age to latter years. The women all have very petite frames some would say childlike and they have very youthful facial features. These couples, threesomes and moresomes like to have spicy romantic and carnal relations, they engage in Extreme Age play, Cosplay and ABDL games. Essentially the wives and sometimes friends pretend to be young girls and the husbands, lucky old men. EXCERPT. Were not rich so it was very much makeshift, white tights and a black leotard, a headband with cute little cat ears on it. Her face was made up too, a big black nose and whiskers both painted by me. “How do I look, Daddy?” She squealed, jumping out from behind the wall. “Oh darling you look fantastic, come here and hug Daddy.” She vaulted the steps and landed in his arms, threw her legs and arms around him. He kissed her on the cheek and carried her to the sofa where she let her legs dangle down to stand on the cushions. He kissed her on top of her head, she wriggled away. She didn’t want to spoil her outfit or her cat hair. She jumped down from the sofa and wanted one more cuddle, her nose squashed into his belly. Then she went towards the cellar door. He stepped between her and the door. “You can't go down there baby.” She pouted. “Why not Daddy.” “Because I’ve made a Halloween special dungeon for us to play in when we get back from trick or treating. How does that sound.” Due to the sexually explicit nature of this book it is intended for mature readers OVER EIGHTEENS ONLY!

Searching for Daddy
Searching for Daddy

Author: Christine Joanna Hart

Publisher: Hodder & Stoughton

Published: 2009-12-10

Total Pages: 376

ISBN-13: 1848945876

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A horrifying story of a girl scarred by religious mania and childhood abuse, who is driven to believe one of Britain's most infamous criminals was her father. Christine's childhood was utterly desolate. Starved of all love, she was so consumed with loneliness and fear that she was drawn in to the world of a dangerous serial killer. Christine was abandoned as a baby by her mother on the doorstep of a convent. She was adopted, but this only turned out to be the start of a new nightmare. When she was 13, she was sent her back to the orphanage. It was this act of betrayal that pushed her to breaking point. Christine began a desperate quest for her real father but a twisted path of events finally took her face to face with Ian Brady, the notorious Moors Murderer. It was this extraordinary encounter that forced Christine to confront reality and allowed her to reclaim her life. Searching For Daddy is a shocking true story of desperate loneliness and phenomenal courage that will move and inspire anyone who reads it.

Demanding Daddy
Demanding Daddy

Author: Linzi Basset

Publisher: Linzi Basset

Published: 2023-12-27

Total Pages: 202

ISBN-13:

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Demanding Daddy is the story of Slade Lewis and Jessica Hewitt. Slade Lewis Slade Lewis, Deputy Director of the CIA, knew all too well that tomorrow was never guaranteed. He had lost many partners over the years in the line of duty. As DD, he took his job seriously and the protection of his teams even more so. He didn’t hide behind his desk with a pen in hand. He fought every criminal by the side of his team, every one planned to the last minuscule detail. This time, he couldn’t predict the outcome, especially not when the element that threatened failure was a petite brunette… one that needed to be mastered. There was only one problem. She was a wanted woman. A corrupt attorney general who, by shady means, was released from prison. Except… there was so much more to her… and the more he found out, the less he liked what he uncovered. Jessica Hewitt She had a terrific career and made the headlines as an unbending attorney general time after time. Until everything changed and her past caught up with her, proving once again that blood was thicker than water. Family always came first. This time, she lost everything. Her career, her freedom… and her one chance at finding love with a man she had a secret crush on since the first day she laid eyes on him. With no choice but to go into hiding, the last person she expected to walk through the door as her savior was the man she desired above all else. Caught between two worlds, nothing could prepare her for the effect DD Lewis had on her when his focus became just her. How did she stay loyal to a corrupt family when all it took to crumble her resolve was one dark look and the promise of retribution over his lap… as her Daddy Dom? Since this series follows a back-line story, the books should be read in order.

Ranger Daddy
Ranger Daddy

Author: Rebecca Winters

Publisher: Harlequin

Published: 2011-08-02

Total Pages: 3

ISBN-13: 0373753713

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Fleeing to Yosemite with her daughter to escape her dangerous ex-husband, Gabi Rafferty finds a safe haven with the man she once loved, Ranger Jeff Thompson.

Daddy's Treat
Daddy's Treat

Author: Rory Reynolds

Publisher: Rory Reynolds

Published:

Total Pages: 166

ISBN-13:

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Gorgeous, tempting, and entirely out of my league. I just met the man of my dreams, and rode him like a freaking backpack …and God do I wish that was a euphemism. Ever wonder what exactly is in a recipe for disaster? Cause, I’ve got it. All you need is one candy corn loving scaredy-cat, i.e. me. Add thirty of my closest frenemies, throw in a haunted corn maze and a murderous clown, and then sprinkle the whole thing with a dash of embarrassment just to keep things interesting. Get the mix just right and you’ll fall in love… Yeah, or you’ll ride the man of your dreams like a backpack. Literally. I literally rode my dream guy—my tempting, illegally hot, fantasy man—backpack style out of that stupid corn maze. I’m just trying to survive my senior year of college. My only rule: take the path of least resistance. Which was going great until I fell for the hottest man on campus. The one all the girls want. Coach Prescott. Crap. I crave him more than candy corn. Which is a lot. With dark eyes, hard muscles, and a dominant streak a mile wide. There was no resisting him. He wants to know my naughtiest fantasies. That’s easy. I want to be his good girl. His naughty girl. I want him to be my daddy. Sometimes, the dirtiest trick turns into the sweetest treat. Right? Note: Daddy’s Treat is a full-length daddy dom insta-love romance with a guaranteed happily ever after.

Mack Daddy
Mack Daddy

Author: Penelope Ward

Publisher: Penelope Ward Books, Inc.

Published: 2017-02-11

Total Pages: 287

ISBN-13: 194221555X

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Daddy's Sweet Girl
Daddy's Sweet Girl

Author: Stasia Black

Publisher:

Published: 2017-07-13

Total Pages: 160

ISBN-13: 9781548902568

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When Mom told me she was getting married again and moving her new husband and his twenty-four year old son in with us, I thought I'd just have to spend as much time as possible studying in the campus library to avoid all of them.I certainly never expected to learn that the marriage was simply a mutually beneficial arrangement for my mom and new stepfather, Mr. Winters. They don't actually have feelings toward each other. I also didn't expect him and my stepbrother, Dominick, to be such handsome, Viking-like men. Or for them to take such an interest in me.Now at the age of 19, I suddenly find I have the family I've always wanted. As we all grow closer, though, lines start to blur. When Daddy and big brother start pushing those boundaries even further, will I be ready? Intended for mature audiences only. Contains dark, taboo themes and dubious consent.