Cunny Poem
Author: Bunny Rogers
Publisher:
Published: 2017-05-01
Total Pages: 180
ISBN-13: 9780988839458
DOWNLOAD EBOOKCunny Poem Vol. 1 represents a complete archive of poetry by Bunny Rogers written from 2012-2014.
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Seriously Funny
Author: Barbara Hamby
Publisher: University of Georgia Press
Published: 2010
Total Pages: 446
ISBN-13: 0820330876
DOWNLOAD EBOOKCan serious poetry be funny? Chaucer and Shakespeare would say yes, and so do the authors of these 187 poems that address timeless concerns but that also include comic elements. Beginning with the Beats and the New York School and continuing with both marquee-name poets and newcomers, Seriously Funny ranges from poems that are capsized by their own tomfoolery to those that glow with quiet wit to ones in which a laugh erupts in the midst of terrible darkness. Most of the selections were made in the editors' battered compact car, otherwise known as the Seriously Funny Mobile Unit. During the two years in which Barbara Hamby and David Kirby made their choices, they'd set out with a couple of boxes of books in the back seat, and whoever wasn't driving read to the other. When they found that a poem made both of them think but laugh as well, they earmarked it. Readers will find a true generosity in these poems, an eagerness to share ideas and emotions and also to entertain. The singer Ali Farka Tour said that honey is never good when it's only in one mouth, and the editors of Seriously Funny hope its readers find much to share with others.
My Apologies Accepted
Author: Bunny Rogers
Publisher:
Published: 2014-09-22
Total Pages: 194
ISBN-13: 9781937865184
DOWNLOAD EBOOK"at the end of the book of ur life u will flip back to the first page not frantically but calmly and u will repeat aloud but mumbled 'i must b in here...somewhere...'" -from "the only way ucan enjoy revenge is if u r insane"
The Lover's Tongue
Author: Mark Morton
Publisher: Insomniac Press
Published: 2009
Total Pages: 238
ISBN-13: 1897414498
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThis delightful book includes over 100 mini-essays explaining the origins and historical development of words in our language that pertain to love and sex. Do you know, for example, what a 78 is? Here's a hint: like the old 78 rpm records, the term refers to a man who is ... well, on the fast side! Diligently researched, The Lover's Tongue is written in a light-hearted style. A dictionary of a different kind, this book is the perfect gift for that special someone, or for the connoisseur of language and history in your life
When The Teacher Isn't Looking
Author: Kenn Nesbitt
Publisher: Running Press Adult
Published: 2012-08-07
Total Pages: 100
ISBN-13: 1442455853
DOWNLOAD EBOOKStudents and teachers will roar as Kenn Nesbitt pokes fun at silly school topics with dozens of wacky poems. Who knew school lunches and detention could be so funny? Kenn Nesbitt, that's who! Do you attend a school like the one Kenn Nesbitt describes in this hysterically funny collection of poems? There's a frenzied food fight in the cafeteria. For show-and-tell, kids burp the ABCs. Recently, "pet days" have been banned (and for good reason). And the funniest things happen when the teacher isn't looking. Kids and teachers rate these rhymes A+ (and you will, too).
Very Bad Poetry
Author: Kathryn Petras
Publisher: Vintage
Published: 1997-03-25
Total Pages: 145
ISBN-13: 0679776222
DOWNLOAD EBOOKWriting very bad poetry requires talent. It helps to have a wooden ear for words, a penchant for sinking into a mire of sentimentality, and an enviable confidence that allows one to write despite absolutely appalling incompetence. The 131 poems collected in this first-of-its-kind anthology are so glaringly awful that they embody a kind of genius. From Fred Emerson Brooks' "The Stuttering Lover" to Matthew Green's "The Spleen" to Georgia Bailey Parrington's misguided "An Elegy to a Dissected Puppy", they mangle meter, run rampant over rhyme, and bludgeon us into insensibility with their grandiosity, anticlimax, and malapropism. Guaranteed to move even the most stoic reader to tears (of laughter), Very Bad Poetry is sure to become a favorite of the poetically inclined (and disinclined).
The Best Ever Book of Funny Poems
Author: Brian Moses
Publisher: Macmillan Children's Books
Published: 2021-05-25
Total Pages: 168
ISBN-13: 1760986380
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThe Best Ever Book of Funny Poems is a brilliantly funny anthology of the most giggle-worthy children's poems from one of the nations most celebrated children's poets, Brian Moses. Perfect for gifting and for reading aloud, you'll be chortling along with Brian as he shows you the funniest poems in the world! Explore chucklesome poems about pets, funny creatures, school, family, fantasy and fairy-tales, dinosaurs and dragons, space, and just plain SILLY poems. With poets such as Brian Bilston, Sue Hardy-Dawson, Pie Corbett and Paul Cookson next to Liz Brownlee, Mike Jubb, James Carter and Rachel Rooney, this is the ultimate hysterical collection of rib-tickling poems guaranteed to make you laugh out loud.
I Could Pee on This
Author: Francesco Marciuliano
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Published: 2012-08-03
Total Pages: 111
ISBN-13: 1452121869
DOWNLOAD EBOOKAnimal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats. In this hilarious, bestselling book of tongue-in-cheek poetry. The author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat "authors" throughout, this whimsical animal book reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable). Ideal for that "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life this collection of poems makes for the perfect cat-themed gift for anyone who's obsessed with our feline friends.
Giggle Poetry Reading Lessons
Author: Amy Buswell
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Published: 2014-08-05
Total Pages: 96
ISBN-13: 1476742944
DOWNLOAD EBOOKMany struggling readers are embarrassed to read aloud. They are often intimidated or bored by texts that reading specialists require them to practice. So, instead of catching up, they are falling further behind. This handbook filled with poetry reading lessons can help turn struggling readers into happy readers.
Once, I Laughed My Socks Off - Poems for Kids
Author: Steven Attewell
Publisher: Steven Attewell
Published: 2012-04-11
Total Pages: 27
ISBN-13: 1475030452
DOWNLOAD EBOOKA collection of fun and imaginative of poems for fun and imaginative kids (and those adults that still behave like kids). Learn why you should tidy up after yourself, why midnight snacking is not such a good idea, and what to do if you laugh so hard that your socks come off!This delightful book of children's poems contains a host of interesting stories and characters for your kids to enjoy. Each story more fun that the last.Amongst the stories you'll find Melvin the midnight-snacking, sneaking teddy bear who can't wait to get his hands on the rest of the jam. Two collared doves, Ebb and Flo, who narrowly escape a run-in with the cat and fall in love. My socks (which won't stop dancing around). And Desmond, your friendly, but slightly present-obsessed Christmas fairy.This book is suitable for 4 to 50 year-olds.
