Dead Jammy!
Dead Jammy!

Author: Allan Morrison

Publisher:

Published: 2004

Total Pages: 100

ISBN-13: 9781903238752

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This is a follow up to 'Cummoangetaff ' and 'See You Jimmy ' which reveals the life and work of Jammy Stewart, undertaker for the 'terminally inconvenienced' in Glasgow who always signed his correspondence, 'Eventually Yours'.

The Steamie
The Steamie

Author: Tony Roper

Publisher: Black & White Publishing

Published: 2004-10-15

Total Pages: 249

ISBN-13: 1845028309

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A novel based on the award-winning play Magrit, Dolly, Doreen and Mrs Culfeathers are the lifeblood of their Glasgow community and the steamie is at the centre of their world. Now, in Tony Roper's bestselling novel, you can follow their story once more, meet new characters from their lives and get to know more about their husbands, their families and the friends they rely on in troubled times. These are the men and women from the shops, shipyards, bookies and street corners, and this is their story. "The gossip at the steamie is as endless s the piles of dirty washing." THE SUNDAY POST "The Steamie, a word-of-mouth hit that transcended its Glasgow origins to become a success from America to Latvia." SUNDAY HERALD "Like the stage show, the book is filled with unbeatable Glasgow humour, but it is peppered with beautiful observations of life and tinged with some deeply moving moments." DUMFRIES & GALLOWAY STANDARD

Haud Ma Chips, Ah've Drapped the Wean!
Haud Ma Chips, Ah've Drapped the Wean!

Author: Allan Morrison

Publisher: Luath Press Ltd

Published: 2013-07-22

Total Pages: 161

ISBN-13: 1909912093

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An hilarious and often wise collection of Scots saying straight from the mouths of the Grannies of Glasgow. With each snippet accompanied by a straightforward English translation, this is your introduction to the unique wisdom of the 'Glesca Granny'.

'Haud That Bus!'
'Haud That Bus!'

Author: Allan Morrison

Publisher:

Published: 2018-11-26

Total Pages: 160

ISBN-13: 9781912147571

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Meet Bus Pass Barbara and Bus Pass Molly. Since they first met in Glasgow's Buchanan Bus Station, they have been using their bus passes to explore new parts of Scotland they never dreamed they'd see.As they travel the country, they encounter crotchety drivers, snooty passengers and potentially eligible men, while saving weddings from catastrophes and walkers from sprained ankles. With a combination of both caustic wisecracking and cheeky humour, the Bus Pass Girls quickly become fast friends and travel companions as they navigate their way across the country.

Jaunty Jock
Jaunty Jock

Author: Neil Munro

Publisher: BoD – Books on Demand

Published: 2020-08-15

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 3752444045

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Reproduction of the original: Jaunty Jock by Neil Munro

'Goannae No Dae That!'
'Goannae No Dae That!'

Author: Allan Morrison

Publisher: Luath Press Ltd

Published: 2014-11-28

Total Pages: 181

ISBN-13: 1910324361

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The Scots have a unique way of communicating their feelings. Their sayings are cheeky, to the point, rude and always funny. Scotland's bestselling humour author is back with his latest collection of hilarious Scottish sayings.'Away an' bile yer heid an' mak silly soup!'That wan's in everything but the Co-operative windae!''If ah had your money ah wid burn ma ain''Ye've goat a heid oan ye like a stair-heid''The gemme's a bogie''Yer cruisin' fur a bruisin'''Ah'm that hungry ah could eat a scabbie-heided horse''Castor oil cures everythin' but a widden leg''Wan minute yer a peacock an' the next yer a feather duster''Yer talkin' mince withoot a tattie in sight''Lang may yer lum reek, an' may a wee moose never leave yer kitchen press wi' a tear in its ee''Yer herr's mingin', hingin' an' clingin''From the infallible wisdom of the Glesca Granny, to the hilarious patter of larger-than-life conductress Big Aggie MacDonald, Allan Morrison has a sharp eye and a silver tongue when it comes to observational humour.SCOTLAND ON SUNDAY on Haud Ma Chips, Ah've Drapped the Wean!