Croc-a-doodle-doo!

Croc-a-doodle-doo!

Author: Huw Lewis Jones

Publisher:

Published: 2023-09-07

Total Pages: 34

ISBN-13: 0711282803

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Croc-a-doodle-doo! is a hilarious sing-a-long book starring a cheeky crocodile, based on the song Old MacDonald Had a Farm.


God Our Father, THE LEGBREAKER; Jesus His Son, THE PEACEMAKER

God Our Father, THE LEGBREAKER; Jesus His Son, THE PEACEMAKER

Author: Jack W. Swan

Publisher: Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.

Published: 2022-11-03

Total Pages: 233

ISBN-13: 1098043510

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This book is a chronology of major events and characters in the Old and New Testament of the Bible witnessed by God and Jesus his Son. With each such encounter, we learn a little more about the true nature of God and Jesus. God acknowledges that he is the creator of heaven and earth and all of mankind, retaining the right to destroy some or all of it, with or without cause. God does as he pleases and can be judged by no one. Although he espouses righteousness, he will have mercy on whom he will have mercy and compassion upon whom he will have compassion. By his own admission, he is a jealous God, condemning anyone who worships false idols. To disobey him is to have a death wish. In comparison, Jesus is the humble servant of God, sacrificing himself to save mankind. He has nothing but disdain for priests who cloak themselves in raiment to demonstrate their own holiness. The only valid reason for accumulating wealth is to share it with others. aEURoeLove thy neighbor as thyselfaEUR is the most important commandment and one should love his enemies. The Ten Commandments and the Law of Moses should work for man and not vice versa. In any given situation, it should be changed, modified, and even ignored to achieve fairness. Parties should work complaints out for themselves and use courts as a last resortaEUR"forgiveness as a first resort. The Bible contains zero humor, but plenty of fodder to create some: six-hundred-year-old Noah and his family on a Disney cruise with seven pairs of every animal species in the world aboard a 450-foot Ark; LotaEUR(tm)s two daughters getting him drunk and having their way with him; Babylonian King Nebuchadnezzar II under GodaEUR(tm)s spell as a farm animal for seven years, training as the first Sasquatch.


Dinosaur Memories

Dinosaur Memories

Author: Allen Debus

Publisher: iUniverse

Published: 2002

Total Pages: 639

ISBN-13: 0595229883

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Dinosaur memories are hard to forget! Most who revel in the current renaissance in dinosaur science, art, fiction and movies, or who enjoy the other appealing prehistoric animals so well popularized by the media have fond recollections of what it was like “growing up dinosaur.” Together with wife Diane and his father Allen G. Debus, Allen A. Debus unveils treasured dinosaur memories and stories about prehistoric animals and paleo-people, spanning from the cold-blooded dinosaur ‘era,’ to the modern wave dinosaur renaissance. Beginning with fondly recalled roadtrips to prehistoric places where T. rex still reigns, Dinosaur Memories ventures into the realm of thunder beasts and explores the rich ‘pop-cultural’ appeal of prehistoric animals. If you’ve ever collected dinosaurs, enjoyed fossil hunting or visits to see the old bones in museums, Dinosaur Memories is a book you’ll still recall years from now! Thirty-five chapters are grouped into seven sections titled, “Roads Into Prehistory,” “Thunder Beasts,” “Dinosaur Worlds,” “Fantasy Dinosaurs,” “Fossil Trickery,” “Paleo-people,” and “Rustlin’ up Dinos.”


Roald Dahl: Whizzpopping Joke Book

Roald Dahl: Whizzpopping Joke Book

Author: Roald Dahl

Publisher: Penguin UK

Published: 2016-09-13

Total Pages: 129

ISBN-13: 0141370599

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This collection of hundreds of great jokes would make even the Trunchbull laugh! Inspired by Roald Dahl's wonderful world, these gigglesome gags are guaranteed to raise a chuckle from human beans young and old.


Roald Dahl Whoppsy-Whiffling Joke Book

Roald Dahl Whoppsy-Whiffling Joke Book

Author: Roald Dahl

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2018-01-16

Total Pages: 130

ISBN-13: 0451479319

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Roald Dahl is known for his humor! This joke book is an ideal companion to his beloved novels. Roald Dahl's Whoppsy-Whiffling Joke Book is a collection of hundreds of great jokes that would make even the Trunchbull laugh! Inspired by Roald Dahl's wonderful world, these gigglesome gags are guaranteed to raise a chuckle from human beans young and old. READER BEWARE: The jokes in this book may cause you to become the embodiment of the crying-laughing emoji. Side effects include, but are not limited to, stomach pain, tears of joy, falling off chairs, and flailing.


Croc-a-doodle Snap

Croc-a-doodle Snap

Author:

Publisher:

Published: 2019

Total Pages:

ISBN-13: 9780992393458

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A curious tale of friendship and love between a crocodile and a rooster.


Mr Luggie Tatters and the Terrible Trouble at Forevergreen Farm

Mr Luggie Tatters and the Terrible Trouble at Forevergreen Farm

Author: Margaret Kennedy

Publisher: AuthorHouse

Published: 2023-03-29

Total Pages: 143

ISBN-13:

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Mr. Luggie Tatters is a small mongrel rescue dog who lives an idyllic life on Forevergreen Farm and Garden Centre with his many friends that include doves, goats, puffins, deer, sheep, and herons. But their happy days are about to be shattered when a bantam cockerel arrives on the scene with an evil mission. Rufus Octavius Theobald Thurstan Weiler is a tiny bully chicken who has a name longer than his legs and an attitude bigger than his entire body. When Rufus decides to take over the farm, things suddenly go from bad to worse. Now it is up to Mr. Luggie Tatters to save the day. But after he calls an emergency meeting with the grand goal of making all the farm animals happy, a chain of events unfurls that leads to the shocking discovery that one of the animals on the farm is not who he says he is. In this charming tale, a bully bantam cockerel causes terrible trouble after he arrives at Forevergreen Farm to unleash a dark plan on its innocent animal residents.


National Geographic Kids Why Not?

National Geographic Kids Why Not?

Author: Crispin Boyer

Publisher: National Geographic Books

Published: 2018

Total Pages: 228

ISBN-13: 1426331916

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Shares the answers to over one thousand questions on such topics as animals, natural resources, technology, and history.


Wild Animals Puzzles Deluxe

Wild Animals Puzzles Deluxe

Author: Highlights

Publisher: Highlights Press

Published: 2023-08-22

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 1639620753

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Over 4,000,000 Highlights Hidden Pictures books sold! These puzzles can’t be tamed! Kids will love this Hidden Pictures wild animal puzzle book with 50+ playful scenes and more than 600 hidden objects in full-color and black-and-white puzzles. This activity book also includes 110+ stickers, a cut-and-color animal matching game, jokes and more. Hidden Pictures Wild Animal Puzzles Deluxe is a mix of Hidden Pictures puzzles, mazes, find-the-difference puzzles, stickers and other activities showing mischievous monkeys, zany zebras, silly sharks and other awesome wildlife animals. This book is just right for kids ages 4-8 and has easy-to-follow crafts, recipes and activities for hours of roaring good fun. It’s the perfect gift for the young animal enthusiast in your life! Plus, puzzling offers a fun way for kids to build important school skills like concentration, attention to detail and determination. Wild animal stickers are an irresistible way to improve fine motor skills, too. For over 75 years, Highlights has inspired children to become Curious, Creative, Caring and Confident individuals. With products that encourage thinking, creativity and self-expression, Highlights helps kids build essential skills, all while having fun.