Crap

Crap

Author: Wendy A. Woloson

Publisher: University of Chicago Press

Published: 2020-10-05

Total Pages: 405

ISBN-13: 022666449X

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Crap. We all have it. Filling drawers. Overflowing bins and baskets. Proudly displayed or stuffed in boxes in basements and garages. Big and small. Metal, fabric, and a whole lot of plastic. So much crap. Abundant cheap stuff is about as American as it gets. And it turns out these seemingly unimportant consumer goods offer unique insights into ourselves—our values and our desires. In Crap: A History of Cheap Stuff in America, Wendy A. Woloson takes seriously the history of objects that are often cynically-made and easy to dismiss: things not made to last; things we don't really need; things we often don't even really want. Woloson does not mock these ordinary, everyday possessions but seeks to understand them as a way to understand aspects of ourselves, socially, culturally, and economically: Why do we—as individuals and as a culture—possess these things? Where do they come from? Why do we want them? And what is the true cost of owning them? Woloson tells the history of crap from the late eighteenth century up through today, exploring its many categories: gadgets, knickknacks, novelty goods, mass-produced collectibles, giftware, variety store merchandise. As Woloson shows, not all crap is crappy in the same way—bric-a-brac is crappy in a different way from, say, advertising giveaways, which are differently crappy from commemorative plates. Taking on the full brilliant and depressing array of crappy material goods, the book explores the overlooked corners of the American market and mindset, revealing the complexity of our relationship with commodity culture over time. By studying crap rather than finely made material objects, Woloson shows us a new way to truly understand ourselves, our national character, and our collective psyche. For all its problems, and despite its disposability, our crap is us.


Crap

Crap

Author: Erin E. Conley

Publisher: Zest Books

Published: 2009-04-01

Total Pages: 98

ISBN-13: 0979017351

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Crap teaches which types of crap are useful (and which aren't), how to avoid crap when possible, deal with it when it can’t be avoided, and how you can flush it out of your life. You'll learn how to break the crap-cycle once and for all with quotes from noted crap-coping experts like Homer Simpson and Kurt Vonnegut, and even get a few little-known biological and scientific facts about--yeah, you guessed it--literal crap.


Oh Crap! Potty Training

Oh Crap! Potty Training

Author: Jamie Glowacki

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2015-06-16

Total Pages: 186

ISBN-13: 1501122991

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From potty-training expert and social worker Jamie Glowacki, who’s already helped over half a million families successfully toilet train their preschoolers, comes a newly revised and updated guide that’s “straight-up, parent-tested, and funny to boot” (Amber Dusick, author of Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures). Worried about potty training? Let Jamie Glowacki, potty-training expert, show you how it’s done. Her six-step, proven process to get your toddler out of diapers and onto the toilet has already worked for tens of thousands of kids and their parents. Here’s the good news: your child is probably ready to be potty trained EARLIER than you think (ideally, between 20–30 months), and it can be done FASTER than you expect (most kids get the basics in a few days—but Jamie’s got you covered even if it takes a little longer). If you’ve ever said to yourself: -How do I know if my kid is ready? -Why won’t my child poop in the potty? -How do I avoid “potty power struggles”? -How can I get their daycare provider on board? -My kid was doing so well—why is he regressing? -And what about nighttime?! Oh Crap! Potty Training can solve all of these (and other) common issues. This isn’t theory, you’re not bribing with candy, and there are no gimmicks. This is real-world, from-the-trenches potty training information—all the questions and all the answers you need to do it once and be done with diapers for good.


Crap Taxidermy

Crap Taxidermy

Author: Kat Su

Publisher: Ten Speed Press

Published: 2014-09-09

Total Pages: 98

ISBN-13: 1607748207

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A humorous look at what happens when taxidermy goes terribly wrong, by the founder of the hit website crappytaxidermy.com. A relaxed toad enjoying a smoke and a brew. A cat with eerily flexible front legs. A smiling lion with receding gums. Whether you choose to laugh or cringe at these spectacularly bad attempts at taxidermy, you won't be able to tear your eyes away from the curiosities inside. This volume brings together the very best of the worst (along with a DIY "Stuff Your Own Mouse" lesson by an Insect Preparator from the American Museum of Natural History), showcasing the most perverse yet imaginative anatomical reconstructions of the animal kingdom you'll ever see.


Crap Cars

Crap Cars

Author: Richard Porter

Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA

Published: 2005-10-01

Total Pages: 116

ISBN-13: 1582346380

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Offers a window into the vanity and silliness of almost every decade as expressed by the ultimate status symbol of the car, showcasing the cheapest, tackiest, and most mechanically inept vehicles built from the 1960s to the 1990s.


The Crap Hound Big Book of Unhappiness

The Crap Hound Big Book of Unhappiness

Author: Sean Tejaratchi

Publisher:

Published: 2019-10-31

Total Pages: 544

ISBN-13: 9781627310857

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Unhappiness stalks us all, from that first painful slap in the delivery room to the final sorrow of a graveside service. Rather than attempt to alleviate or rise above life's trauma, the Crap Hound Big Book of Unhappiness instead enthusiastically catalogues popular culture s attempts to illustrate, channel and finally exploit our anxieties. Between a brief introduction and the end credits, the Crap Hound Big Book of Unhappiness is pure vintage 20th century imagery, carefully collected from old catalogues, advertising, obscure books, and found ephemera.


Crap at My Parents' House

Crap at My Parents' House

Author: Joel Dovev

Publisher: ABRAMS

Published: 2011-09-02

Total Pages: 226

ISBN-13: 1613121849

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An illustrated celebration of the trinkets and tchotchkes that accumulate over a lifetime—and turn ordinary family homes into weird museums . . . Deer-hoof bottle openers. Grizzly bear toilet paper holders. A copy of Sports Illustrated from 1983 with Hulk Hogan on the cover. You never know what you might find lurking at your parents’ house. Standup comic and blogger Joel Dovev has made it his personal quest to compile a catalog of the useless, tacky, and utterly bizarre items that moms and dads not only acquire in the first place, but refuse to throw out, all for reasons unbeknownst to their kids. If you’ve ever helped with cleaning and organizing efforts—or just opened up a junk drawer or a box in the basement during a visit home—you’re sure to recognize the feeling of stumbling across treasures such as these and asking yourself, “Why?” Packed with photos and humorous observations, Crap at My Parents’ House is a very special journey sure to provoke a mixture of tender nostalgia . . . and head-shaking bafflement.


Crap Kingdom

Crap Kingdom

Author: D. C. Pierson

Publisher: Speak

Published: 2014-06-12

Total Pages: 370

ISBN-13: 0142422312

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Tenth-grader Tom Parking's dream of being swept away to a fantasy land where he becomes a hero nearly comes true when he finds himself the Chosen One of a nameless world, the most annoying, least "cool" place in the universe.


Crap

Crap

Author: Terry Arthur

Publisher: Bloomsbury Continuum

Published: 2007

Total Pages: 196

ISBN-13:

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An essential read for anyone who has ever questioned the purpose and spin of bureaucrats and politicians in Britain today. This completely new edition of Terry Arthur's 95 Per Cent is Crap is as humorous and insightful as ever.


Happy Crap

Happy Crap

Author: Erika Oliver

Publisher:

Published: 2011-02-01

Total Pages: 116

ISBN-13: 9780979902536

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Happy Crap is a simple, fun and powerful method to unleash your power to make positive assumptions and experience more happiness every day, no matter what your situation or circumstance. Written by a recovering pessimist - and now Positive Approach Coach - this book is easy to read and the strategies can be immediately implemented. Have you ever assumed that someone did not return a phone call or email because they were angry with you and then spent the rest of the day (or even longer) worrying about what you said or did? Have you ever assumed your spouse or kids wouldn't do something you asked only to become angry before anything even happened? Have you ever witnessed a coworker leaving work before you, not attending a meeting, or seeming to get special attention only to get upset and stew about how they weren't pulling their weight? Every day, all of us make hundreds of assumptions to fill our minds when we don t have all the facts. What you make up can either help us in your lives or stop you in your tracks it's your choice. Assumptions are just thoughts you make up, just mental nonsense...so why not make it happy? Do you want more positive relationships at home, at work and throughout your life? Do you want days that fly by because they are so productive and happy? Do you want tranquility, organization and peace inside and out? Do you want prosperity that comes easily and comfortably in all areas of life? Happy Crap includes eight easy-to-use tools that will stop negative thinking NOW so you can do more, have more and be more in all phases of your life. No more thinking the boss is stupid, your coworker doesn't pull their weight, your kids never pay attention, or your spouse takes you for granted. Free yourself of negativity. Give yourself the gift of more time, happier time and no more wasted time on negative mental garbage. Learn to think Happy Crap!