Controlling My Kids With Comedy, A Love Story

Controlling My Kids With Comedy, A Love Story

Author: Michael Kornbluth

Publisher: Michael Kornbluth

Published: 2019-07-04

Total Pages: 150

ISBN-13:

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Controlling My Kids With Comedy, A Love Story is a love letter to the gift of fatherhood and serving lady laugh in the form of various joke poems and essays about a stay at home comedian's desire to teach his kids well in addition to his quest to become a best-selling author so he can continue hosting his Do It All Dad Year Podcast at home near his 3 biggest fans in the universe, while preaching how controlling our kids through comedy can make our kids great again, because Do It All Dad's fuss free kids, 99% of the time, are living proof of it.


Sloppy Second Stories

Sloppy Second Stories

Author: Michael Kornbluth

Publisher: Michael Kornbluth

Published: 2024-06-22

Total Pages: 96

ISBN-13:

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Sloppy Second Stories is a collection of really short funny stories that don't suck.


This Book is Out of Control!

This Book is Out of Control!

Author: Richard Byrne

Publisher: Oxford University Press - Children

Published: 2016-09-01

Total Pages: 37

ISBN-13: 0192746316

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A book behaving badly! From award-winning Richard Byrne, author of This Book Just Ate My Dog (shortlisted for the Children's Book Award) comes another wonderfully inventive book starring Ben and Bella. It's a funny and original high-concept picture book where the book itself interferes with what happens on the page. Ben has a remote-controlled fire engine but when he presses the buttons on the remote the engine doesn't turn or spin or sound its siren. While Ben and Bella scratch their heads over this, strange things are happening to Bella's dog. It's only when Ben tries the VOICE button that Bella's dog is able to speak, warning them that 'This Book is Out of Control!' Readers get the chance to press the buttons and witness the hilarious slapstick results every time the page is turned. It's an interactive experience for the reader who ultimately has to help in restoring normality.


Robot in Love

Robot in Love

Author: T. L. McBeth

Publisher: Henry Holt Books For Young Readers

Published: 2018-12-24

Total Pages: 45

ISBN-13: 1250185939

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A shy robot falls in love and works up the courage to speak to its crush.


Why Is My Child in Charge?

Why Is My Child in Charge?

Author: Claire Lerner

Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield

Published: 2021-09-02

Total Pages: 219

ISBN-13: 153814901X

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Solve toddler challenges with eight key mindshifts that will help you parent with clarity, calmness, and self-control. In Why is My Child in Charge?, Claire Lerner shows how making critical mindshifts—seeing children’s behaviors through a new lens —empowers parents to solve their most vexing childrearing challenges. Using real life stories, Lerner unpacks the individualized process she guides parents through to settle common challenges, such as throwing tantrums in public, delaying bedtime for hours, refusing to participate in family mealtimes, and resisting potty training. Lerner then provides readers with a roadmap for how to recognize the root cause of their child’s behavior and how to create and implement an action plan tailored to the unique needs of each child and family. Why is My Child in Charge? is like having a child development specialist in your home. It shows how parents can develop proven, practical strategies that translate into adaptable, happy kids and calm, connected, in-control parents.


I Just Ate My Friend

I Just Ate My Friend

Author: Heidi McKinnon

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2018-06-26

Total Pages: 38

ISBN-13: 1534410333

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John Klassen’s I Want My Hat Back meets Lucy Ruth Cummins’s A Hungry Lion in this hilarious, deadpan story about a creature looking for a new friend after eating his last one. A little creature is looking for a new friend, but he’s not having any luck. Why is he looking for a new friend? Because he ate his old one. Heidi McKinnon delivers a hilariously macabre story with colorful illustrations and a satisfying, dry wit.


Elevating Child Care

Elevating Child Care

Author: Janet Lansbury

Publisher: Rodale Books

Published: 2024-04-30

Total Pages: 177

ISBN-13: 0593736168

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A modern parenting classic—a guide to a new and gentle way of understanding the care and nurture of infants, by the internationally renowned childcare expert, podcaster, and author of No Bad Kids “An absolute go-to for all parents, therapists, anyone who works with, is, or knows parents of young children.”—Wendy Denham, PhD A Resources for Infant Educarers (RIE) teacher and student of pioneering child specialist Magda Gerber, Janet Lansbury helps parents look at the world through the eyes of their infants and relate to them as whole people who have natural abilities to learn without being taught. Once we are able to view our children in this light, even the most common daily parenting experiences become stimulating opportunities to learn, discover, and connect with our child. A collection of the most-read articles from Janet’s popular and long-running blog, Elevating Child Care focuses on common infant issues, including: • Nourishing our babies’ healthy eating habits • Calming your clingy, fearful child • How to build your child’s focus and attention span • Developing routines that promote restful sleep Eschewing the quick-fix tips and tricks of popular parenting culture, Lansbury’s gentle, insightful guidance lays the foundation for a closer, more fulfilling parent-child relationship, and children who grow up to be authentic, confident, successful adults.


Teaching with Love & Logic

Teaching with Love & Logic

Author: Jim Fay

Publisher: Love & Logic Press

Published: 1995

Total Pages: 399

ISBN-13: 9780944634295

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Presents techniques for teaching based on the "Love and Logic" philosophy of working with children.


Feelings Ninja

Feelings Ninja

Author: Mary Nhin

Publisher: Ninja Life Hacks

Published: 2021-07-28

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781637312391

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Does your child struggle with their feelings and emotions? Feelings can change like a roller coaster. An important step in helping children cope with their emotions is to help them recognize and identify them-all of them. Emotions and feelings aren't right or wrong. They just exist. From positivity to frustration and anger, they are all part of the many emotions we experience. When you help your child understand his or her feelings, they are better equipped to manage them effectively. In this story, Feelings Ninja experiences a lot of feelings and learns how to recognize and identify emotions: Positive Calm Lonely Frustrated Angry Life is tough. But so are you! The new children's book series, Ninja Life Hacks, was developed to help children learn valuable life skills. Fun, pint-size characters in comedic books easy enough for young readers, yet witty enough for adults. The Ninja Life Hacks book series is geared to kids 4-11. Perfect for boys, girls, early readers, primary school students, or toddlers. Excellent resource for counselors, parents, and teachers alike. Collect all the Ninja Life Hacks books and visit the author's profile for fun freebies!


The Orchid and the Dandelion

The Orchid and the Dandelion

Author: W. Thomas Boyce MD

Publisher: Vintage

Published: 2019-01-29

Total Pages: 305

ISBN-13: 1101946571

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"Based on groundbreaking research that has the power to change the lives of countless children--and the adults who love them." --Susan Cain, author of Quiet: The Power of Introverts. A book that offers hope and a pathway to success for parents, teachers, psychologists, and child development experts coping with difficult children. In Tom Boyce's extraordinary new book, he explores the "dandelion" child (hardy, resilient, healthy), able to survive and flourish under most circumstances, and the "orchid" child (sensitive, susceptible, fragile), who, given the right support, can thrive as much as, if not more than, other children. Boyce writes of his pathfinding research as a developmental pediatrician working with troubled children in child-development research for almost four decades, and explores his major discovery that reveals how genetic make-up and environment shape behavior. He writes that certain variant genes can increase a person's susceptibility to depression, anxiety, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, and antisocial, sociopathic, or violent behaviors. But rather than seeing this "risk" gene as a liability, Boyce, through his daring research, has recast the way we think of human frailty, and has shown that while these "bad" genes can create problems, they can also, in the right setting and the right environment, result in producing children who not only do better than before but far exceed their peers. Orchid children, Boyce makes clear, are not failed dandelions; they are a different category of child, with special sensitivities and strengths, and need to be nurtured and taught in special ways. And in The Orchid and the Dandelion, Boyce shows us how to understand these children for their unique sensibilities, their considerable challenges, their remarkable gifts.