I Love You. Now Go Away

I Love You. Now Go Away

Author: Dawn Weber

Publisher:

Published: 2016-12-29

Total Pages: 192

ISBN-13: 9780692789087

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Pesky kids, insane dogs, farting husbands. Some would call these major annoyances. Dawn Weber calls it Monday morning. But Dawn doesn't get mad. She gets mobile. That's right -- she whips out her smartphone, and she takes names. "I Love You. Now Go Away: Confessions of a Woman with a Smartphone" is a thoroughly modern concept, a book drafted entirely on a phone. On the bleachers, in the bathroom -- anywhere she could, with any time she could find, Dawn pulled her smartphone from her purse and let her thumbs do the walking, tapping out a side-splitting romp through midlife in the Midwest. Hey -- she loves her family. She can even tolerate her co-workers. But sometimes, they drive her nuts. They use all the toilet paper. They drink all the coffee. They swipe her stuff and spend her money and talk too loudly. They burp, they fart, and they snore, sometimes simultaneously. These are the stories Dawn tells in this hilarious humor collection, perfect for any woman who's busy and frazzled and ready for a break. "I Love You. Now Go Away: Confessions of a Woman with a Smartphone" is a fast-paced, raunchy, guilty pleasure, just like a nice box of wine.


Eat, Drink & Remarry

Eat, Drink & Remarry

Author: Margo Howard

Publisher: Harlequin

Published: 2014

Total Pages: 225

ISBN-13: 0373893043

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"Margo Howard, daughter of advice maven Ann Landers and author of the highly syndicated columns 'Dear Prudence' and 'Dear Margo,' chronicles her winding journey to everlasting love--and the three divorces it took to get there--in this disarmingly candid memoir"--


Reconciling with Your Wife

Reconciling with Your Wife

Author: Reb Bradley

Publisher:

Published: 2013-03-30

Total Pages: 46

ISBN-13: 9781483998893

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A short study for the Christian man who finds himself abandoned by his wife, and needs practical help in being reconciled. Developed over years of helping men be restored to their wives, this little book offers invaluable aid for the man who is ready to die to himself and do what is best for his family. An excellent tool for any man who wants to understand his wife's heart.


Confessions of a Sociopath

Confessions of a Sociopath

Author: M.E. Thomas

Publisher: Crown

Published: 2013-05-14

Total Pages: 338

ISBN-13: 0307956660

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The memoir of a high-functioning, law-abiding (well, mostly) sociopath and a roadmap—right from the source—for dealing with the sociopath in your life. “[A] gripping and important book . . . revelatory . . . quite the memorable roller coaster ride.”—The New York Times Book Review As M.E. Thomas says of her fellow sociopaths, “We are your neighbors, your coworkers, and quite possibly the people closest to you: lovers, family, friends. Our risk-seeking behavior and general fearlessness are thrilling, our glibness and charm alluring. Our often quick wit and outside-the-box thinking make us appear intelligent—even brilliant. We climb the corporate ladder faster than the rest, and appear to have limitless self-confidence. Who are we? We are highly successful, noncriminal sociopaths and we comprise 4 percent of the American population.” Confessions of a Sociopath—part confessional memoir, part primer for the curious—takes readers on a journey into the mind of a sociopath, revealing what makes them tick while debunking myths about sociopathy and offering a road map for dealing with the sociopaths in your life. M. E. Thomas draws from her own experiences as a diagnosed sociopath; her popular blog, Sociopathworld; and scientific literature to unveil for the very first time these men and women who are “hiding in plain sight.”


How Is This My Life: Confessions of a Sane Single Woman

How Is This My Life: Confessions of a Sane Single Woman

Author: J. R. Mason

Publisher: Bowker Identifier Services

Published: 2020-07-23

Total Pages: 274

ISBN-13: 9780578707877

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Men are so quick to tell us that if a woman reaches a certain age and isn't married that she is the problem, not them. I am here to heavily debate that theory. You're about to embark upon a true misadventure about one normal woman's savage search for a soulmate. It is me. I am "one normal woman." These unbelievable dating experiences have thoroughly convinced me that this man either doesn't exist or is stuck in a tree somewhere. This ideal man is not missing front teeth. He is someone I can take out in public who understands that "The Chicken Joint" doesn't fall into the category of "fine dining." His breath doesn't make my eyes water and he knows how to use dental floss. These twisted, dysfunctional tales about my quest for love are chronicled as told to my life-long friends, quirky colleagues, and erratic family - though you'll come to realize that many of those relationships are equally as disturbed as my dating experiences. While taking this comical stroll down memory lane, I fall over a cliff reliving the details of these outrageously unlikely dating scenarios and sensual slip-ups, along with my lively but borderline psychotic living situation.


Cheatingland

Cheatingland

Author: Anonymous

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2022-03-22

Total Pages: 256

ISBN-13: 1476705844

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Reminiscent of Three Women and The State of Affairs—and based on years of research and in-depth interviews with more than sixty men—this eye-opening and explosive study explores why men cheat, how they do it, and the repercussions that infidelity has on every aspect of life. It is estimated that one in four married men cheat on their wives. Of those, roughly half claim that they are “very happy” in their marriages. So why risk ruining it all? Is it the sex? The affirmation? The danger? Yes, it’s all of that. But it’s also so much more. The author of this book has conducted a series of in-depth interviews with men and women of all ages and backgrounds who have cheated in the past or are currently cheating on their spouses. They talked openly and intimately about details of their affairs, and the emotions that they experience before, during, and after. The book breaks down the five major categories of cheaters, defines the typical cheater personality, and looks at how husbands can cheat while also loving their wives. It reveals the tips and tricks spouses use to get away with secret affairs and examines everything from the influence of cheating parents on their children to the possible outcomes once an affair is discovered. This unfiltered window into the hearts and minds of men explores the psychological roots of cheating and proposes a new vision of masculinity that is more emotionally aware and could significantly change relationships for the better.


Confessions

Confessions

Author: M.G. Heise

Publisher: Page Publishing Inc

Published: 2021-09-01

Total Pages: 173

ISBN-13: 1662437978

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Confessions explores a woman’s pursuit of the truth about her broken and dysfunctional family. Very early in her childhood, Debbie had discovered that her life was being controlled by some old and very dark secrets. Then one day her father calls and summons her to come back to Missouri to discuss “some family business.” She arrives to find he is in a hospice, dying, and he wants to make a deathbed confession. Upon hearing her father’s story, Debbie believes her father’s actions were justifiable. Then she learns he confessed it once before—to her mother forty years ago. What was in that confession that destroyed her mother? Every time her father visited Debbie, her mother would go into hysterics, sometimes for weeks. Her mother and father had kept secret the story of their romance and his confession from Debbie for decades. Now she had her father’s story. Would her mother be able to tell her side of the story? Confessions as a novel addresses the relationship between a sin, a confession, and forgiveness. Which is worse, the original sin if kept a secret or the confession of the sin to the recipient? We are taught to confess, to seek forgiveness from the person we have sinned against. But is that always the right choice? What if the confession does not generate the forgiveness we desire? What if the confession destroys that person, ruins their life and the lives of others? What if the confession was given for that purpose, not seeking forgiveness but seeking revenge? Confessions have consequences that can’t always be controlled.


Confessions of a Terrible Husband

Confessions of a Terrible Husband

Author: Nick Pavlidis

Publisher:

Published: 2015-06-10

Total Pages: 166

ISBN-13: 9780692462676

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"A must-read for anyone looking to improve their relationship." - John G. Miller, Bestselling author of QBQ!, Parenting the QBQ Way, & Outstanding! "Nick's honesty, transparency and humor throughout the book is truly a breath of fresh air. From his own confessions to helping you with yours, this is a book that will not only help you become a stronger person; it may even save your marriage." - Jevonnah R. Ellison, Leadership Strategist and Founder of Maximum Potential Academy "Today's pressure of the professional family man are too overwhelming. I highly recommend entering into Nick's world through stories, perspective, and transparency. You will find you are not alone and there is opportunity to become the husband you were meant to be!" - Darryl Lyons, author of Small Business Big Pressure: A Faith-based Approach for the Ambitious Entrepreneur "Confessions of a Terrible Husband(tm) is a fascinating book about the mind of a young husband working hard to serve his family well. Nick's honesty is refreshing and the process he undertook can serve as a model for others to improve their marriages." - Derek and Carrie Olsen, authors of One Bed, One Bank Account For years, Nick Pavlidis felt stuck. He worked hard, believing he was doing what was best for his family. Over the years, the combination of long hours, unpredictable schedules, and a growing family took its toll. Nick tried everything he could think of to improve his marriage, but nothing worked - including nights on that old couch. Nick soon realized he was not only the problem in the relationship, but also the solution. In Confessions of a Terrible Husband(TM): Lessons Learned from a Lumpy Couch, Nick takes you inside the mind (and house) of a husband who thought he knew it all. Nick's story is honest, funny, and hopeful. Both husbands and wives will enjoy the process he undertook to become a more loving and engaged husband and father - a process you can explore to grow your relationship, too, no matter how great it already is.


Mrs. Poe

Mrs. Poe

Author: Lynn Cullen

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2013-10

Total Pages: 336

ISBN-13: 1476702918

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Struggling to support her family in mid-19th-century New York, writer Frances Osgood makes an unexpected connection with literary master Edgar Allan Poe and finds her survival complicated by her intense attraction to the writer and the scheming manipulations of his wife.


Confessions from the Closet

Confessions from the Closet

Author: serendipity

Publisher: Balboa Press

Published: 2022-04-19

Total Pages: 169

ISBN-13:

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Life is great when we are children, free to discover all we can do. When she was growing up, Serendipity learned that she had a secret elderly friend and could see stories in her mind. But when she excitedly told people about her discoveries, life began to change as she was punished and shunned for speaking her truth. In a candid narrative, Serendipity invites others along on her journey through life as she reveals secrets she has harbored for decades. While providing insight into how she first discovered her psychic abilities as a child growing up in the sixties and then why she thought she could quietly keep her special gift hidden, Serendipity also asks introspective questions directed at those on the outside looking in. As she shares the haunting details of what it was like to be called a “devil child” and then forced to live a life between two worlds, Serendipity shines a light on what it means to be psychic as she endured unthinkable tragedies and challenges and ultimately stepped into being one with spirit. Confessions from the Closet is the story of a psychic’s secrets as she bravely lived between two worlds, overcame adversity, and learned to embrace her gift.