Confessions of a Crazy Cat Lady

Confessions of a Crazy Cat Lady

Author: Sandra Gurvis

Publisher:

Published: 2013-05

Total Pages: 74

ISBN-13: 9780988528963

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From Hairballs to Hair Straightening . . . Women face certain challenges when they reach, um, a certain age and who doesn't enjoy a funny cat story? With essays, really bad poetry and ridiculous photos of the author and her cats (as well as some unsuspecting family members), "Confessions of a Crazy Cat Lady . . . And Othe Possibly Demented Meanderings" offers the best of both worlds. Topics cover the full gamut of two- and four-legged dilemmas-divorced and dating after many years of marriage, purse envy, weight loss and gain, body image (human) and escape attempts, euthanasia, and rock-swallowing (critter), among other subjects. Culled from a massive literary database (aka the rather demented mind of author Sandra Gurvis), some writings appeared in publications such as Columbus Monthly, I Love Cats, and the anthology CAT'S MEOW, while others are completely original. This book is a must-read for cat ladies, aspiring cat ladies and/or people who love cats and/or women. It can also serve as precautionary guide for those wishing to avoid cat ladydom. But like potato chips and sometimes felines themselves-the stories may be hard to stop reading after just one!


Animaladies

Animaladies

Author: Lori Gruen

Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA

Published: 2018-11-29

Total Pages: 267

ISBN-13: 1501342169

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Do depictions of crazy cat ladies obscure more sinister structural violence against animals hoarded in factory farms? Highlighting the frequent pathologization of animal lovers and animal rights activists, this book examines how the “madness” of our relationships with animals intersects with the “madness” of taking animals seriously. The essays collected in this volume argue that “animaladies” are expressive of political and psychological discontent, and the characterization of animal advocacy as mad or “crazy” distracts attention from broader social unease regarding human exploitation of animal life. While allusions to madness are both subtle and overt, they are also very often gendered, thought to be overly sentimental with an added sense that emotions are being directed at the wrong species. Animaladies are obstacles for the political uptake of interest in animal issues-as the intersections between this volume and established feminist scholarship show, the fear of being labeled unreasonable or mad still has political currency.


Claws - Confessions of a Professional Cat Groomer

Claws - Confessions of a Professional Cat Groomer

Author: Anita Kelsey

Publisher: Kings Road Publishing

Published: 2017-09-07

Total Pages: 130

ISBN-13: 1786068427

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Throughout her years visiting people's homes as a cat groomer, Anita Kelsey has amassed a vast array of funny, cute and ridiculous stories about cats and, of course, their owners. In Claws, she picks out just a few of her favourite tales to share with the reader from, 'Sammy the Swooner' to 'Tubbs: The Fat Cat Caught in His Flap'. Claws is a must-have book for all cat lovers by an author drawing on a lifetime of living with and professionally caring for cats in their various guises and eccentricities. In the pages of Anita Kelsey's entertaining and heart-warming book, you'll meet twenty of the most characterful cats, all eventually calmed and preened to their natural beauty and animal magnificence by the author. Meet their owners, too, and enjoy Anita's take on the individual relationships between pet and owner.


Confessions: 6 Book Series

Confessions: 6 Book Series

Author: Cathryn Fox

Publisher: Cathryn Fox

Published: 2020-01-03

Total Pages: 483

ISBN-13: 1989374115

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Professor She’s way too innocent for me and I know it—and I should leave it that. If I knew what was good for me I would. Cop I’m not violating any rules, but this is my best friend’s daughter, which means she’s hands off all the way, right? Fighter She’s a good girl from the right side of the track. I’m anything but. Which means I should keep my goddamn eyes and my hand to myself. Gamer I have no idea why Raelynn Walker is pretending to be her famous recording artist sister. I know it’s been five years since high school, but did she honestly think I wouldn’t recognize the shy twin? Millionaire She’s my best friend’s kid sister, and I had long ago vowed to keep away. But when she asks me to help make her dream man jealous at her work’s annual weekend getaway, I just about lose my Sh$%. CEO I’m the hard-ass president and CEO of a multimillion dollar company. I have rules and do things strictly by the book. Until sweet and innocent Holly crashes her car in a thunderstorm, and I take her to my cabin—my off limits sanctuary—for safety.


Women Who Love Cats Too Much

Women Who Love Cats Too Much

Author: Allia Zobel-Nolan

Publisher:

Published: 1995

Total Pages: 80

ISBN-13: 9781558505414

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A zany sequel to the best-selling 101 Reasons Why a Cat Is Better Than a Man offers a collection of whimsical advice for cat lovers, explaining how to te if the relationship with one's cat has gotten out of control. Original. IP.


Confessions of an Angry Girl

Confessions of an Angry Girl

Author: Louise Rozett

Publisher: Harlequin

Published: 2012-08-28

Total Pages: 271

ISBN-13: 0373210485

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After the death of her father, Rose Zarelli struggles to contol her feelings and manage her life as a freshman in high school.


Confessions of a Hostie

Confessions of a Hostie

Author: Danielle Hugh

Publisher: Monsoon Books

Published: 2013-10-01

Total Pages: 150

ISBN-13: 9814358630

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If you have ever wondered what it would be like to be a jet-setting hostie, or international flight attendant, then spending a little time in Danielle’s life is a captivating journey. You might be surprised and shocked to discover many of the truths behind the lifestyle as well as the incidences and behaviour of passengers at 30,000 feet. In this updated edition, which features Chapter 1 of the sequel "More Confessions of a Hostie: The Second Sector", Danielle writes candidly, humorously and from the heart about life, love and her exploits around the world. From the slums of Mumbai to the glitz of New York there are as many highs and lows as take-offs and landings. Prepare for a turbulent ride of emotions and adventure, so place your seat upright, fasten your seatbelt and prepare for take-off. Danielle Hugh’s passion for flying dazzles in this frank and amusing account of jet-setting around the globe. With almost 20 years in a unique working world, her juicy tales are often as shocking as they are colourful. ,


Confessions of a Trauma Junkie

Confessions of a Trauma Junkie

Author: Sherry Jones Mayo

Publisher: Loving Healing Press

Published: 2009-01-01

Total Pages: 216

ISBN-13: 1932690964

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Mayo, an Emergency Medical Technician, Emergency Room Nurse, and an on-scene critical incident debriefer after Hurricane Katrina, details a progression from innocence to enlightened caregiver to burnout, providing personal and professional glimpses into each stage.


Confessions of a Bad Boy Cop

Confessions of a Bad Boy Cop

Author: Cathryn Fox

Publisher: Cathryn Fox

Published: 2017-12-17

Total Pages: 78

ISBN-13: 1928056687

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Not only is she too young for me, she’s my partner’s daughter for Christ’s sake. If I know what’s good for me, I’ll stay far, far away. I’m a cop, with the law to uphold, but when I find her trying to stave off unwanted advances, I give her a safe word, insisting she text me with it if she ever finds herself in trouble. Only problem is, I had no idea what I was getting myself in to. Or maybe I did. Either way, years later when all grown up Layla texts me, and I discover she used the safe word to lure me into her bed, I know I’m in all kinds of trouble. I’m not violating any rules, but this is my best friend’s daughter, which means she’s hands off all the way, right? Then again, they don’t call me Officer Bad Boy because I’m…you know…good.