Comic Illustration Books For Kids: Short Moral Stories For Kids - Dog Humor Books
Comic Illustration Books For Kids: Short Moral Stories For Kids - Dog Humor Books

Author: El Ninjo

Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC

Published: 2014-09-15

Total Pages: 306

ISBN-13: 1635017335

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Let me introduce myself. My name is El Ninjo and I am the master butt whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart clouds! I guarantee, you and your kids will LOL at this funny fart book with more than 20 blasting bean blowing illustrations and booming fart situations. Yes, I am the true master of bottom burping crashes, and I am going to impress you with my creative windy ways. I will not only show you every vapor blowing cloud trick that I have in my inventory, but I will also make sure to show you how to apply each individual gassy butt whistling fart rocket situation to your own benefit! The list of bottom belching and flatulent fart situations goes like this: The Wake Upper Popper The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot The Flying Carpet The Backpack Burster The Neighbor Detonator The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism The Lego Blower The Eruption In The Chicken Coop The Hand Stinker The Marshmallow Shooter The Stinky Tsunami The Sand Storm Exploder The Invisible Electric Fence Destroyer The Domino Bomber The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper... ...and many more steamy bean blowing fart episodes The list of Dog Jerks - Vol. 3 goes like this: Why Dogs Can Be Real Jerks Sometimes Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks The Perky Bullfrog Trick Egocentric Pesky Perks Pee Wee Herman Philosophy A Jerk's Agenda If you love Fun Stories For Kids: Books For Boys - Dog Humor - Fart Book & Gross Out Book with Cartoons, Fart Trick, Fart Gag & Fart Fantasy Adventures, check out this pant ripping Fart Book series! Purchase my Fart Book right now for your kids and have some fun tonight at bedtime or whenever the situation calls for some hilarious and fun kid stories and pictures.

Comic Illustration Book For Kids With Dog Farts: Short Moral Stories For Kids With Dog Farts + Dog Humor Books
Comic Illustration Book For Kids With Dog Farts: Short Moral Stories For Kids With Dog Farts + Dog Humor Books

Author: El Ninjo

Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC

Published: 2014-09-15

Total Pages: 178

ISBN-13: 1635017319

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Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. Yes, I am the true master of bottom-burping disaster and I am going to impress you with my creative bottom belching ways. I will not only show you every stinky fart trick that I have in my collection, but I will also make sure to show you how to apply each individual fart situation for your own benefit! These short moral stories for kids are not only entertaining to read, to look at and to listen to, but they are teaching your kid about all kinds of life lessons the smart and not the annoying way. With this smart dog farts book your kids do not turn into little farting monsters over night, but they become smarter! This is how Einstein would have taught his kids the gravity of farts:) These short moral stories for kids are not only entertaining to read, to look at and to listen to, but they are teaching your kid about all kinds of life lessons the smart and not the annoying way. With this smart dog farts book your kids do not turn into little farting monsters over night, but they become smarter! This is how Einstein would have taught his kids the gravity of farts:) The list of fart situation goes like this: * The Delivery Boy Truck Detonater * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter * The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper * The Gas Eruption in the Chicken Coop * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator The list of Dog Jerks - Vol. 3 goes like this: Why Dogs Can Be Real Jerks Sometimes Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks The Perky Bullfrog Trick ...

The Pets You Get!
The Pets You Get!

Author: Thomas Taylor

Publisher: Random House

Published: 2012-09-06

Total Pages: 33

ISBN-13: 1849399816

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A small boy imagines all the wild pets he could get, from an enormous bear to a fiery dragon! He decides they'd be so much better than his sister's boring little guinea pig. But maybe even the smallest of pets can be surprisingly fun, too . . .

Superpower Kids: Comic Books For Kids- Comic Illustrations - Comic Books For Kids Age 8
Superpower Kids: Comic Books For Kids- Comic Illustrations - Comic Books For Kids Age 8

Author: El Ninjo & Timmie Gu

Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC

Published: 2014-09-12

Total Pages: 144

ISBN-13: 1635016894

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Book 1 & 2: Whether you're a "pro" butt-whistler...or simply can't resist impressing your friends, every now and then with a face-melting fart...you'll LOL at this hilarious book with dozens of hilarious illustrations. You & Your Kids Will Laugh Out Loud! Learn from the master of bottom-burping disaster himself, El Ninjo, as he demonstrates in Fart Book Volume 2: WANTED: The Best Sport Activity For El Ninjo - Fart Pleasures On the Center Court and Beyond many different kinds of fart situations and he shows you how to turn each different sports activity condition into his own fart advantage to win the tough competition. The list of fart sport activities goes like this: The Funny & Farty Hot Air Balloon Ride How To Jump Higher How Windsurfing Works In The Doldrums? Driving On The Merry Go Round Is Only Fun With Some Fart Art Ski Jumping Winners Are Powered by Farts The 18th Hole Trick and many more ... In this compilation you will also get access to Volume 2 of El Ninjo's fart book. In African Bean Adventures In The Jungle, El Ninjo uses his bean blowing way in order to save his life in the jungle! He gets attacked by the lion, the leopard, the crocodile, and many more dangerous animals in the jungle and in the end there is only one animal that he feels save to be around with. El Ninjo's bean blowing adventures in the jungle give your kids the perfect platform to guess and participate in an interactive and fun way what is going to happen next and what animal is El Ninjo's favorite jungle animal. Kids can participate in an interactive way and you will see how this works inside the book. The list of the African Bean Adventures in the Jungle goes like this: The Safari Mobil Breakdown The Jungle Bang The Bean Slam'n Smoke The Artistic Liana Salto Blaster The Tears Gas Boom , and many more... Book 3: Inside you'll find jerky dog moments like: * Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks * The Perky Bullfrog Trick * Pee Wee Herman Philosophy * Soggy Dogg ...

Some Pets
Some Pets

Author: Angela DiTerlizzi

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2016-08-23

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 1481444026

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"At the pet show, there are so many different types of pets. With dogs and cats, horses and chickens, hamsters and chinchillas--and many, many more--this book celebrates animal companions of all shapes and sizes"--

Spencer's New Pet
Spencer's New Pet

Author: Jessie Sima

Publisher: Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers

Published: 2019-08-27

Total Pages: 56

ISBN-13: 1534418776

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From the creator of Not Quite Narwhal comes a classic tale of a boy and his dog—except in this unique story, one of them is a balloon! When Spencer gets a new pet, he’s excited to do all the things that pets do—taking walks in the park, going to the vet, and attending parties together. There’s just one hitch: Spencer’s new pet is a balloon. And that means No. Sharp. Objects. No drooling dogs at the park. No prickly porcupines at the vet. And absolutely no pinning tails on any donkeys! Spencer’s New Pet is a story of pure fun about a boy, his dog, and a friendship that endures life’s sharpest...and most unexpected twists.

Go Away, Dog
Go Away, Dog

Author: Joan L. Nodset

Publisher: HarperCollins

Published: 2012-10-09

Total Pages: 35

ISBN-13: 0062037137

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A gentle and funny child's-eye view of overcoming doubts and meeting a new pet (or friend). At first the boy doesn't want to meet a friendly wagging dog at the park—"Go away, dog!" he says. But as the dog fetches, rolls over, shakes hands, and otherwise works all its doggy charms, the boy starts to open up. "You like me, don't you, you old dog?" Maybe they can be friends after all. This My First I Can Read uses simple, repeating words, making it a good match for the youngest emergent readers. The classic story is now accompanied by appealing modern full-color art by Paul Meisel. Go Away, Dog is a My First I Can Read book, which means it’s perfect for shared reading with a child. Books at this level feature basic language, word repetition, and whimsical illustrations, ideal for sharing with emergent readers. The active, engaging stories have appealing plots and lovable characters, encouraging children to continue their reading journey.

Gross Out Book: Funny Kids Books Ages 4-10
Gross Out Book: Funny Kids Books Ages 4-10

Author: El Ninjo

Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC

Published: 2014-08-21

Total Pages: 271

ISBN-13: 1635018412

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Gross Out Book: Funny Kids Books Ages 4-10 Best Graphic Novels For Kids Fart Book Volume 1 Let me introduce myself. My name is El Ninjo and I am the master butt whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart clouds! I guarantee, you and your kids will LOL at this funny fart book with more than 20 blasting bean blowing illustrations and booming fart situations. Yes, I am the true master of bottom burping crashes, and I am going to impress you with my creative windy ways. I will not only show you every vapor blowing cloud trick that I have in my inventory, but I will also make sure to show you how to apply each individual gassy butt whistling fart rocket situation to your own benefit! The list of bottom belching and flatulent fart situations goes like this: The Wake Upper Popper The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot The Flying Carpet The Backpack Burster The Neighbor Detonator The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism The Lego Blower The Eruption In The Chicken Coop The Hand Stinker The Marshmallow Shooter The Stinky Tsunami The Sand Storm Exploder The Invisible Electric Fence Destroyer The Domino Bomber The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper... ...and many more steamy bean blowing fart episodes If you love Fun Stories For Kids: Books For Boys - Dog Humor - Fart Book & Gross Out Book with Cartoons, Fart Trick, Fart Gag & Fart Fantasy Adventures, check out this pant ripping Fart Book series! Purchase my Fart Book right now for your kids and have some fun tonight at bedtime or whenever the situation calls for some hilarious and fun kid stories and pictures.

This Book Just Ate My Dog!
This Book Just Ate My Dog!

Author: Richard Byrne

Publisher: Oxford University Press - Children

Published: 2014-09-04

Total Pages: 33

ISBN-13: 0192737309

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In this wonderfully inventive book, Bella is taking her dog for a stroll across the page but halfway across, he disappears! Unable to quite believe what's just happened Bella watches, transfixed, with changing emotions of surprise, indignation, moments of renewed hope (as the authorities arrive to take control) followed by shock (as they too succumb to the book's inexplicable behaviour) and finally action when Bella marches toward the dangerous middle of the book . . . only to disappear herself! At this point, the book has consumed its characters and it's down to the reader to step in to help. A note from Bella appears directly appealing for assistance and, with a rigorous shake, the characters reappear. Normality is restored and Bella is finally able to take her dog for an uninterrupted walk . . . or is she?!