The Fart Before Christmas

The Fart Before Christmas

Author: Catherine Adams

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2017-10-21

Total Pages: 54

ISBN-13: 9781978458420

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A funny Christmas Poem and Coloring Book full of farts, fun and laughter It's a 2017 New Christmas book that will be fun for the whole family! It's a farting coloring book for kids with farting animals, Christmas farting scenes to color and a funny poem based on the classic "The night before Christmas" 2017 Best Selling New Christmas Coloring Book for Kids and Adults! Each page has a funny rhyming line and opposite is a matching coloring page: Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was farting, even the mouse! So much smelly gas floated throughout the air, it's amazing the neighbors didn't cry 'It's not fair!" Kids will laugh while reading the poem and coloring the accompanying coloring pages. Adults will love the poem and laugh at the pictures. Brighten up someone's Christmas with this funny Christmas farting coloring book!This is a funny Christmas Coloring Book for Adults and Children. It's a funny Christmas gift for kids and adults that will bring a smile to any Grinch! A funny farting rhyme book based on the Classic Poem by Clement Moore - The Night before Christmas. The children are farting, Santa is farting, the cat, dog and even the mouse are farting. It's a book full of farting fun. Cute and funny illustrations for coloring are bound to get a laugh out of anyone. There are plenty of farting animals to color - reindeer, dogs, cats and mice. Plus Santa, snowman and even the house. This is the perfect: White Elephant giftChristmas gag gift Christmas coloring book for kids Christmas coloring book for adultsfunny adult stocking stuffer funny co-worker present funny teacher gift, or present for anyone who loves Christmas and finds farting amusing! Now a Best Selling Christmas Coloring Book for Adults and for Kids! Good clean Christmas fun! Perfect for all ages! Christmas Book for Children Christmas Coloring Book for Adults!


The Fart Farm Coloring Book

The Fart Farm Coloring Book

Author: Utiliti PUBLISHING

Publisher:

Published: 2018-11-21

Total Pages: 84

ISBN-13: 9781790180899

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This is the highest quality animal fart book you have seen. It's a gas!


Fart Battle Cats Vs Dogs

Fart Battle Cats Vs Dogs

Author: Colorful Swearing Colorful Swearing Dreams

Publisher:

Published: 2020-08-10

Total Pages: 65

ISBN-13:

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GAG GIFT IDEA | COLORING BOOK FOR ADULTS WHO LOVE CATS & DOGS! This is an Adult Coloring Book of 30 Hilarious and Relaxing Designs featuring cats & dogs fighting with their farts with which men, women and pets lovers can relief their stress by coloring & laughing out loud! For Adult Only. Cover : Soft Silky Matte Cover Size : 8.5 x 11 inches (21.59 x 27.94 cm) Features 30 Unique & Relaxing Designs to Color for Adult This Coloring Book Contains 30 intricate Designs featuring Mandalas, Paisley Patterns, Flowers mixed with hilarious Cats & Dogs Battling with their Smelliest Farts Each Coloring Page is designed for Laughing, Relaxing & Passing Time The Variety of Designs offer something for every skill level Your choice of coloring tools can be used (Gel Pens, Colored Pencils, Markers, Crayons, etc.) Each Coloring Page is Printed on One Side of white paper for best results. These coloring books are the best funny gag gift ideas for White Elephant, Retirement, Birthdays, Christmas for moms, dads, coworkers, colleagues, etc. Unleash your inner artist as you color this therapeutic antistress coloring book, perfect for getting rid of negative feelings & staying stress-free. TIME TO COLOR THE STRESS AWAY


Animal Fart Bombs

Animal Fart Bombs

Author: Sledgepainter Books

Publisher:

Published: 2020-01-28

Total Pages: 118

ISBN-13: 9781655791390

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Do you or someone you know love animals and also finds farts hilarious? Then this would be the perfect gift for them, or just good for gags and laughs to brighten someone's day! Illustrated for kids and adults alike, with a focus on being a little touch of whimsical, with just a dash of grossness, with detail that isn't completely overwhelming. They are cute, amusing critters that will share with you an array of comical antics, every page meant to make you embarrassingly laugh out loud! But it's not just a coloring book! It offers a lot more fun for the crafty-handed colorist! It's a unique experience you will just have to share with others. You'll find in these 116 pages this ultimate fart-laden content: 40 Coloring Pages (Single-sided, though with the title of the image on the back side) 1 Maze (Can also be colored) 1 Draw-Your-Own Fart-a-tee 1 Tic-Tac-Toot Game Board w/4 sets of 5 Tokens (20 DIY Token Cut Outs) 2 Fart Block Squares Game Pages 3 Color in the Farts in a Row Game Pages 6 Farty Bookmarks (DIY Cut Outs) 1 Dice Cube (DIY Cut Out) 7 Race Tracks (DIY Cut Outs) 9 Player Tokens (DIY Cut Outs) 15 Bonus Poop Tokens (DIY Cut-Outs) 57 Playing Cards (DIY Cut-Outs) 1 Color Testing Page You are guaranteed to find an animal you adore in these pages, including: sloth, cats, dogs, hippo, dolphin, shark, honey badger, hyena, llama, narwhal, frog, turtle, spider, dodo, bigfoot, dragon, unicorn, horse, panda, manatee, owl, lion, elephant, tiger, platypus, axolotl, dinsoaurs, giraffe, and so many more! Enjoy coloring and also creating your very own game pieces and cards. And if you like this artwork, be sure to check out more by this quirky seller!


Farting Animals

Farting Animals

Author: Oh No Oh No Coloring Books

Publisher:

Published: 2017-11-29

Total Pages: 52

ISBN-13: 9781981292547

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Experience the majesty of farting animals! Watch them pass gas into the wind, through forests, and even under the sea! From flatulent foxes and pooting penguins to tooting tom cats and steaming squirrels, this book brings silent-but-deadly delight everywhere it goes! Perfect for gag gifts, white elephant, parties, or just a surprise for your friends! Each design is on its own individual page. Works great with color pencils, pens, markers, or crayons!


Does It Fart?

Does It Fart?

Author: Nick Caruso

Publisher: Hachette UK

Published: 2019-07-11

Total Pages: 48

ISBN-13: 1526361892

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An explosive and hilarious look at facts, farts, and fun! Dogs fart. Cats fart. Horses fart (a lot). But what about snakes? Spiders? Octopuses? What about chimpanzees? Cheetahs? Or dinosaurs? In this gaseous guide to kids' favourite animals (and some they've probably never heard of), young readers will discover not only which animals parp, but also which have the stinkiest farts, which fart the most, and where all this smelly stuff comes from. They'll even learn which species has its own secret fart code! Perfect for reluctant readers, and with full-colour illustrations throughout, Does It Fart? is the funniest book you never knew you needed. Based on the New York Times bestseller Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence.


Farting Cats: the Tooting Kitty Coloring Book

Farting Cats: the Tooting Kitty Coloring Book

Author: Mister Mister Garfinkle

Publisher:

Published: 2017-08-25

Total Pages: 64

ISBN-13: 9781975787202

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ON SALE $9.95 Just $5.39 for a limited time! Cats are funny. Farts are funnier. This funny farting cat coloring book is dedicated to those who love to laugh at the simple things in life. Enjoy coloring a fine collection of tooting kitties with this silly and adorable activity book. Color pictures of cats farting while doing ballet, sitting o the couch, sitting in bed, rolling down the stairs, playing with yarn, AND MORE! Remove and frame your artwork or give it to a friend who needs a laugh! Enjoy! Makes a great gift for cat lovers, as a white elephant gift, gag gift, or just for fun!


Farting Cats in the Dark:the Tooting Kitty Coloring Book with Black Backgrounds

Farting Cats in the Dark:the Tooting Kitty Coloring Book with Black Backgrounds

Author: Mister Mister Garfinkle

Publisher:

Published: 2017-08-25

Total Pages: 64

ISBN-13: 9781975787257

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ON SALE $9.95 Just $5.39 for a limited time! Cats are funny. Farts are funnier. Farting cats in the dead of night are the funniest. This premium matte finish farting cat coloring book is dedicated to those who love to laugh at the simple things in life. Enjoy coloring a fine collection of tooting kitties on black backgrounds with this silly and adorable activity book. Color pictures of cats farting while doing ballet, sitting o the couch, sitting in bed, rolling down the stairs, playing with yarn, AND MORE! Remove and frame your artwork or give it to a friend who needs a laugh! Enjoy artwork that pops on these dark black pages! Makes a great gift for cat lovers, as a white elephant gift, gag gift, or just for fun!


Farting Cats Coloring Book

Farting Cats Coloring Book

Author: Cat Fart Coloring Book a Funny Cat Color

Publisher:

Published: 2020-01-31

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13:

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Are You A Cat Lover? Know Someone Who Is? Grab This Hilariously cat fart coloring book a funny cat coloring book for adults / kids For The Cat Lover In Your Life Today! Featuring Flatulent Felines Passing Gas And Beautiful Zentangle Patterns To Color.Your New Coloring Book Includes:30 Unique Single-Sided Coloring Pages DimensionsSoft Matte CoverPerfect For: Birthday GiftChristmas PresentStocking Stuffer


Animal Farts Coloring Book

Animal Farts Coloring Book

Author: Jasmine Taylor

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2019-08-22

Total Pages: 46

ISBN-13: 0359871690

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Even animals fart... which makes them very funny! This hilarious farting animal coloring book is great for kids of all ages. Enjoy coloring pictures of farting alligators, cats, dogs, sharks, turkeys and much more. These detailed ready-to-color illustrations have plenty of white space giving you room to sketch, draw, doodle and add your own unique artistic personality to each colored scene. Enjoy an infinite number of possibilities for hours of creative fun! Benefits - Your work will look fantastic using colored pencils, pens, markers or crayons - Illustrations on separate pages to protect your colorful masterpiece - Give to friends, family and loved ones as gifts or precious keepsake - Spend time coloring together, relax and relieve stress - Makes a great gift for kids, gag gift, secret Santa, white elephant, stocking stuffer or anyone who thinks farts are hilarious and want a good belly laugh. Just hit the buy button and start your funny coloring journey now!