Chief Wiggum's Book of Crime and Punishment

Chief Wiggum's Book of Crime and Punishment

Author: Matt Groening

Publisher: Harper Design

Published: 2010-10-05

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780061787430

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Chief Clancy Wiggum might very well be the dimmest and most incompetent civic leader in Springfield, but as long as he has a gun and badge, most citizens exercise their right to remain silent. After many a late-night stakeout and thousands of early morning donuts, this top cop offers up his procedural wisdom on what it takes to wear the shield, how to keep on the right side of the law, and the real cost of quick and speedy justice. On Wiggum's watch you'll check out the seized property auction catalog, learn the secret language of police codes, find out how to avoid a speeding ticket, line up with Springfield's usual suspects, and get the skinny on Springfield's most wanted criminal...El Barto.


The Bart Book

The Bart Book

Author: Matt Groening

Publisher: HarperCollins Entertainment

Published: 2004

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780007191697

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The human condition, the meaning of life, the nature of the universe -- it's all here in the musings of one of recent history's greatest philosophers ... Bart Simpson!


The Krusty Book

The Krusty Book

Author: Matt Groening

Publisher: HarperCollins Entertainment

Published: 2006

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780007234530

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Comic genius. TV legend. Compulsive gambler. Tax evader. Deadbeat dad. Illiterate. Krusty the Clown is all of these things, and more. Part of 'The Simpsons Library of Wisdom', this book shows the reader how to avoid the tabloids, and go through Botox and detox with America's most beloved - and 'Krusty-est' - clown.


Simpsons World The Ultimate Episode Guide

Simpsons World The Ultimate Episode Guide

Author: Matt Groening

Publisher: Harper Design

Published: 2010-10-26

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780061711282

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Look what you get in this cromulent compendium! Comprehensive episode synopses for 20 seasons of Simpsons, including 128 new gut-busting episodes never before covered! Stuff you may have missed! More screen shots than ever before! Over four hundred character profiles! Every chalkboard phrase Bart has ever written! Nifty new art throughout! Quotes and quips from all your favorite characters! Two or more jam-packed pages devoted to every episode! As well as: Every couch gag A complete filmography of "Itchy & Scratchy" Every "D'oh" or "Mmm..." Homer has ever uttered Every song ever sung by the citizens of Springfield Every marquee message from the First Church of Springfield A tribute to star of stage, screen, infomercials, and filmstrips, Troy McClure The largest collection of Krusty the Clown merchandise outside of Bart's bedroom A complete list of celebrity guest stars And much, much more... Packaged in the ultimate wraparound slipcase and weighing in at a hefty 8.8 pounds, Simpsons World The Ultimate Episode Guide (Seasons 1-20) is meant for reading, not throwing!


The Homer Book

The Homer Book

Author: Matt Groening

Publisher: Harper Design

Published: 2005-10-18

Total Pages: 96

ISBN-13: 9780061116612

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The Homer Book is now being released in hardback, as part of the ongoing series: The Simpsons Library of Wisdom. Homer Simpson is a man's man, an 'Average Joe', a loving father and husband, and a devoted beer drinker. But do you know the 'real' Homer? Find out what's on Homer's mind, discover the mysteries of Homer's fridge, hang out in Homer's haunts; meet his friends and enemies; and spend a typical day with the lovable lout who will lift you out of your D'oh–ldrums. In The Simpsons Library of Wisdom, Matt Groening, the creator of 'The Simpsons', offers an ongoing series of portable and quotable books that will eliminate the need for all religions and philosophies, exalt man's role in the universe and make the world a better place ... sort of. No other television show in history has commented so freely and so humorously on modern times, and there seems to be no end in sight for the sharp satire and pointed parody that 'The Simpsons' serves up every night of the week all around the world.


The Simpsons Guide to Springfield

The Simpsons Guide to Springfield

Author: Matt Groening

Publisher: Pan Macmillan

Published: 1998

Total Pages: 132

ISBN-13: 9780752224039

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A complete guide to the Simpson universe, Montgomery Burns and his nuclear power plant, Barney and Moe's bar, Apu's Kwik-E-Mart, Principal Skinner and the school, Duff Beer Park, Itcy and Scratchyland and much more. Written and illustrated by the Simpsons creator and his team the book contains maps, cutaways and floorplans and Simpsons trivia.


The Ralph Wiggum Book

The Ralph Wiggum Book

Author: Matt Groening

Publisher:

Published: 2005-10

Total Pages: 96

ISBN-13: 9780007208166

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There's more to Ralph Wiggum than meets the eye. See the world through Ralph-coloured glasses as he muses on paste, poetry, homemade gifts, history, arts and crafts, astronomy, summer vacation, science, right & wrong, crime & punishment, love, and leprechauns.


Treasury Agent

Treasury Agent

Author:

Publisher:

Published: 1964

Total Pages: 44

ISBN-13:

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"This is the story of the Treasury Agent and how he has protected you and your Government since 1789"--Inside cover


The Marge Book

The Marge Book

Author: Matt Groening

Publisher: Harper Design

Published: 2009-03-10

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780061698804

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Marge Simpson, the woman with the impossibly blue and improbably high hairdo, is a complex woman with an inner life, hopes and dreams, and an incorrigible family that she holds together with a healthy homemade helping of common sense. Join the coupon-clipping queen of discount shopping at the nearby Sprawl-Mart, at a meeting of the school PTA, in the middle of a bodice-ripping romance novel, at a theatrical performance of her one-woman show, or in her crusade against cartoon violence, domestic strife, and suburbia's quiet life of desperation . . . or at least her desperate hop that no one will hold anything that Homer or Bart does against her personally.


Lisa Simpson's Guide to Geek Chic

Lisa Simpson's Guide to Geek Chic

Author: Matt Groening

Publisher: Insight Editions

Published: 2015-05-05

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781608873210

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In Lisa Simpson’s Guide to Geek Chic, Springfield’s most sensitive student reveals the secrets of being a misunderstood geek goddess. The geeks have inherited the earth . . . And Springfield’s most outspoken and overlooked middle child, Lisa Simpson, is here to tell you why! So what does it matter that you don’t run with the popular crowd? You control the trends and tastes of popular culture. Who cares if you aren’t part of a clique? Your idiosyncratic style is now très chic. So what if you’re not very social? You’re tech savvy drives all social media. There’s no need to lay low in nerd anonymity. You are the smartest person in the room, and it’s time to fulfill your dork destiny! Copyright © 2015 by Matt Groening Productions, Inc. All rights reserved. The Simpsons™, created by Matt Groening, is the copyrighted and trademarked property of Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation.