Checking Her Pipes

Checking Her Pipes

Author: Lara Longstaff

Publisher: Lara Longstaff

Published: 2019-12-26

Total Pages: 39

ISBN-13: 137032085X

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Transgender on Male erotica! Dale the handy man is in for a big surprise when he checks out lovely blonde Samantha's pipes! A working-class man gets more than he can handle when he lets a beautiful and aggressive transsexual seduce him. Who will come out on top? Will the big strong man assert his masculine nature, or will Samantha's enormous tool prove just too powerful for him to resist handling? Find out!


Mr. Right, Next Door!

Mr. Right, Next Door!

Author: Barbara Wallace

Publisher: Harlequin

Published: 2012-09-01

Total Pages: 184

ISBN-13: 1459238281

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When financial executive Sophie Messina's weekend is disrupted by a DIY-loving neighbor, she's fuming and marches upstairs to complain. But her reaction to gorgeous Grant Templeton shocks her. The man is pure temptation! The pretty workaholic throws ex-architect Grant off balance just as much—he doesn't know where Sophie's burning ambition comes from, but he knows exactly how destructive it can be. His mantra these days is Live for the moment…and he can tell that if he persuades Sophie to let loose, the moments they'll share will be unforgettable….


The Accursed

The Accursed

Author: Riain Fox

Publisher: Promethean Books

Published: 2023-07-31

Total Pages: 282

ISBN-13: 1737226960

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ONE KISS. THAT'S ALL IT TAKES TO SUMMON AN ELDRITCH HORROR. Bookish boy-next-door Sam and wild-child Ashley are inseparable. Best friends their whole lives, there are no secrets between them. Well, mostly… When Ash brings home a painting from a thrift shop, she doesn’t know it’s a doorway to the other side of the cosmos. An unfathomable terror waits beyond for it to open. A kiss—a peck, really—playful and meaningless. Unfortunately, that single kiss unleashes a nightmare. The deadly curse ravages the town, and no one is safe, not even those closest to the pair. As they struggle to understand the nightmare they unleashed, Sam and Ash discover they hold the key to end it, but it may cost more than they’re willing to pay. Can they do what’s necessary to break the curse? How far will they go to protect the people they love? And what happens if everything they think they know about the curse—and each other—is wrong? Welcome to Elsbury, an idyllic small town nestled in rural Lovecraft country. Yes, some of the people have a strange look about them; the church can’t decide which deity to worship; and the local radio station is either the ramblings of a psychopath or the divinations of a mad prophet, but it’s home. Terror and love, ecstasy and death are intertwined in The Accursed, first book in The Eldritch Affair, inspired by the Lovecraftian mythos*. *All of the horror, with none of the racism/misogyny! Contains adult content: graphic violence, explicit sex scenes, references to drugs, and a few men who aren't concerned with consent (however, there is NO sexual violence)


Escape from the Pipe Men!

Escape from the Pipe Men!

Author: Mary G. Thompson

Publisher: HarperCollins

Published: 2013-06-11

Total Pages: 353

ISBN-13: 0547859139

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Thirteen-year-old Ryan Hawthorn has spent his life on display as a human exhibit in the multi-eyed Pipe Men’s intergalactic zoo. When his father is accidentally poisoned, it’s up to Ryan and his seven-year-old sister, Becky, to scour the universe for the antidote. Along the way, they encounter many strange creatures—from the doglike Hottini to the spindly-legged, hairy Xaxor—and learn that the Pipe Men (or, as Becky calls them, “overgrown drainpipes”) are not kindly overlords, as they had been led to believe. It's not only the humans who are planning to rebel! A wildly imaginative middle grade space-travel adventure.


The Dollmakers

The Dollmakers

Author: Lynn Buchanan

Publisher: HarperCollins

Published: 2024-08-13

Total Pages: 396

ISBN-13: 0063308258

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In this dark and enchanting stand-alone fantasy from debut author Lynn Buchanan, discover a world centered around destructive, all-consuming monsters; the magical dolls designed to fight this force; and the artisans tasked with creating demon-slaying dolls. A touch cozy fantasy and a touch horror, The Dollmakers is perfect for fans of Studio Ghibli films, the works of TJ Klune and Travis Baldree, and readers of Juniper & Thorn and The Goblin Emperor. In the country called One, dollmakers are vital members of the community. An artisan’s doll is the height of society’s accomplishments, while a guard’s doll is the only thing standing between the people of One and the Shod: vicious, cobbled monstrosities that will tear apart any structure—living or dead, inanimate or otherwise—to add to their horde. Apprentice Shean of Pearl is a brilliant dollmaker. With her clever dolls, she intends to outsmart and destroy the Shod, once and for all—a destiny she’s worked her whole life toward accomplishing. But when the time comes for her dolls to be licensed, she’s told her work is too beautiful and delicate to fight. A statement that wounds and infuriates her; the Shod killed everyone she loved. How could her fate be anything but fighting them? In an attempt to help her see a new path for herself, Shean’s mentor sends her on a journey to the remote village called Web, urging her to glean some wisdom from Ikiisa, a reclusive and well-respected guard dollmaker. But Shean has another plan: if she can convince the village of Web of her talents, the Licensor Guild will have to reconsider and grant her a guard’s license. And what better way to convince them than challenging Ikiisa and instating herself as the official dollmaker of Web? Once she’s done that, proving her dolls’ worth in the fight against the Shod will be simple. As simple, that is, as calling the Shod to Web...


Instructions for the End of the World

Instructions for the End of the World

Author: Jamie Kain

Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin

Published: 2015-12-08

Total Pages: 223

ISBN-13: 1250047854

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He prepared their family for every natural disaster known to man-except for the one that struck. When Nicole Reed's father forces her family to move to a remote area of the Sierra Foothills, one without any modern conveniences, it's too much too handle for her mother, who abandons them in the middle of the night. Heading out to track her down, Nicole's father leaves her in charge of taking care of the house and her younger sister, Izzy. For a while, Nicole is doing just fine running things on her own. But then the food begins to run out, the pipes crack, and forest fires start slowly inching their way closer every day. Wolf, a handsome boy from the neighboring community, offers to help her when she needs it most, but when she starts to develop feelings for him, feelings she knows she will never be allowed to act on once her father returns, she must make a decision. With her family falling apart, will she choose to continue preparing for tomorrow's disasters, or will she take a chance and really start living for today? Jamie Kain's Instructions for the End of the World is a gripping, young adult novel that explores family, friendship, and love in the midst of the most difficult and dangerous circumstances.


Laying Pipe

Laying Pipe

Author: Kiki Clark

Publisher:

Published: 2020-09-05

Total Pages: 206

ISBN-13:

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Being in love with your dad's best friend is a recipe for loneliness. Trust me, I know. But I can't help it. How can I not fall for someone as sweet and caring and attractive as John? Especially after he comes and fixes a leaking pipe in my basement. No questions asked. Just shows up, flashes his knee-weakening smile, and leaves. Afterward, I notice John watching me with heat in his eyes sometimes. John, who's only ever dated women, can't seem to figure out he isn't supposed to stare at certain parts of my very male body. I know my dad won't like it if he finds out, but we're both adults. If there's a chance I can have something real with John, I have to go for it. Right? Laying Pipe is a low-angst, contemporary romance full of heat, laughs, and a guaranteed HEA.