Billy the Bully is at it again! When he sets his sights on Lenny Lappy and his dork friend Nelson Deadwood, he gets more than he bargains for. Is Billy any match for Nelson’s pet fart or is life at Mile One Elementary really going to stink? WARNING: This book is full of farts!
Lenny Lappy and Nelson Deadwood have a secret… When they drop their drawers and let off a good one, Mile One Elementary is blown away! Their pet farts, Fernando and Aisha, are engaged to be married! As long as no one objects, they’ll do just that one Friday afternoon in the school cafeteria. If only things were that simple… WARNING: This book is full of farts!
Nerdastic fifth grader Adam Gason has a big problem. He’s just been busted for smuggling a deadly toxin into the country, one he hopes can combat the army of farts Billy the Bully is amassing in the forest outside Mile One Elementary. Can he stop the evil bully and his Jamaican gangster sidekick from destroying mankind or will the Department of Homeland Security throw him in the slammer and detonate his Xbox? WARNING: This book is full of farts!
Nerdastic fifth grader Adam Gason is at it again, and is barely conscious when he realizes that the fate of mankind hangs in the balance. When he befriends Sara O’Connor, the mother of the future resistance, his destiny becomes clear: that he must save her from an evil fart send back in time to kill her or the future is really going to stink. WARNING: This book is full of farts!
Daniel D. Drek has a problem. His new toy robot won’t stop farting, and even worse, he’s the one getting blamed. Can Danny boy put a cork in his robot’s farting habit once and for all, or will his parents ground him for all eternity? Intended for children 9-12. WARNING: This book is full of farts!
Daniel D. Drek thought he'd seen the last of a certain stinky robot. Then one day, while walking his dog, a familiar passing of gas followed by a tinny voice catches his attention. "Oh no, Milo!" He watches helplessly as his dog collapses and begins to whimper. "What's wrong, boy?" he pets him, fighting back tears. When Daniel notices two glowing eyes illuminating from Milo's stomach, he realizes that one way or another the half-digested robot must come out. But at what cost? Intended for children 9 to 12. WARNING: This book is full of farts! Approximately 4,200 words.
Wally Wilbert knew writing contests were tough, but good grief! All weekend long he's slaved over his latest creation, Max Underpants, until he hit a snag. Now faced with the real possibility that he might not be able to finish his epic masterpiece, Wally digs in and makes one last stand. Will he finish his harebrained adventure? Or will Max Underpants wind up on the proverbial scrapheap where all unfinished novels go? TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS Max Underpants is a short story, approximately 4,000 words. Although there isn't any profanity, plenty of crazy ideas are sprinkled throughout. Intended for teens and adults.
When Billy Bully comes to play, he always takes the funaway.As Billy Bully does one rotten thing after another, his friendsdwindle to zero. With a little effort, Billy Bully realizes thata real friend cares about how others are feeling. Kids willlove to count down and--most importantly--back up, as BillyBully makes it up to his friends and gets the whole gang backtogether!
“A much-needed critique of our national obsession of guilt over food choices…exposes the multi-trillion-dollar marketing and misrepresentation of food.”—Dr. David Samadi, urologic oncologist and world-renowned robotic surgeon IPPY Award Gold Medal Winner More than 40,000 products can be found in a grocery store—and there’s a lot of money to be made by those who use misleading marketing to push us into emotion-driven decisions or make us feel like every purchase is a moral or social statement. Food Bullying upends the way you think about food and gives you permission to make eating choices based on your own social, ethical, environmental, and health standards—rather than brand, friend, or Facebook claims. Michele Payn, one of North America’s leading voices in connecting farm and food, takes a startling look at the misrepresentation of food and sheds light on bogus nutrition and environmental claims to help you recognize and stand up to the bullies. Food Bullying guides you through understanding food label claims and offers insight on “the hidden world of farming”. Armed with science and a lifetime on the farm, Michele provides a six-step action plan for you to overcome food bullying, simplify safe food choices, and even save time in the grocery store. “Engages and enables readers to overcome their fear to make shopping, food preparation and eating enjoyable endeavors rather than a battleground.”—Leslie Bonci, MPH, RDN, CSSD, LDN, Kansas City Chiefs Sports Dietitian