Breaking the Fourth Butt

Breaking the Fourth Butt

Author: Chuck Tingle

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2016-02-07

Total Pages: 108

ISBN-13: 9781523907045

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Chuck Tingle is the voice of a generation, a literary mastermind who has completely changed the way that the world looks at dinosaur, bigfoot, unicorn and living object romance. Now, however, things are about to get meta. In the world of Chuck Tingle, anything can pound you in the butt, from your reaction to the title of this hardcore bundle, to this very sentence itself. When Chuck takes the reins,no butt is left unpounded, even the reader's, breaking through fourth walls just as easily as he does anal seals. Collected within are eight of Chuck Tingle's greatest reality-bending tinglers, including... LONELY AUTHOR POUNDED BY DINOSAUR SOCIAL MEDIA FOLLOWERS SHARED BY THE CHOCOLATE MILK COWBOYS REAMED BY MY REACTION TO THE TITLE OF THIS BOOK POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTT" POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK 'POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTT'" POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK 'POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTT"'" SLAMMED IN THE BUTTHOLE BY MY CONCEPT OF LINEAR TIME TURNED GAY BY THE EXISTENTIAL DREAD THAT I MAY ACTUALLY BE A CHARACTER IN A CHUCK TINGLE BOOK


Breaking The Fourth Butt Volume 3

Breaking The Fourth Butt Volume 3

Author: Chuck Tingle

Publisher:

Published: 2021-04-16

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13:

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Chuck Tingle is the voice of a generation, a literary mastermind who has completely changed the way that the world looks at dinosaur, bigfoot, unicorn and living object romance. Now, however, things are about to get meta. In the world of Chuck Tingle, anything can pound you in the butt, from your reaction to the title of this hardcore bundle, to this very sentence itself. When Chuck takes the reins, no butt is left unpounded, even the reader's. Collected within are eight more of Chuck Tingle's greatest reality-bending tinglers, including... POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BIZARRE ASSUMPTION THAT CHUCK TINGLE BOOKS ARE JUST COVERS AND NOT ACTUAL BOOKS SLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN SENTIENT REBBIT AMA POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY PODCAST "NIGHT VALE PRESENTS POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN PODCAST WITH CHUCK TINGLE" POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK 'POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK 'POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK 'POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTT'"'"' POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF CHUCK TINGLE'S SCIENCE FICTION AND COMIC BOOK CONVENTION APPEARANCE POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE CRUSHING EXISTENTIAL WEIGHT OF SENTIENT SELF-AWARENESS BUTT TREK: THE SEARCH FOR CHRIS PIME CHUCK TANGLE POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY A KNOCKOFF BOOK THAT GLORIFIES A DEADLY TRAGEDY AND DOESN'T PROVE LOVE IS REAL THEN ACCEPTING THIS AS A SAD SIDE EFFECT OF MAKING WIDER POSITIVE IMPACT AS AN AUTHOR


I Broke My Butt!

I Broke My Butt!

Author: Dawn McMillan

Publisher: Courier Dover Publications

Published: 2019-10-16

Total Pages: 34

ISBN-13: 0486844234

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The inventive young hero from the bestselling I Need a New Butt! is back and this time he has accidentally glued a serving tray to his behind — and it's great for sliding down hills, surfing big waves, and other booty-full fun. Now all his friends want one too!


I need a new bum

I need a new bum

Author: Dawn McMillan

Publisher: Oratia Media Ltd

Published: 2012-09-03T00:00:00Z

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 1877514578

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I need a new bum! Mine's got a crack. I can see in the mirror a crack in the back. What to do when you need a new bum? Should you get one that's blue or yellow spotted? A Chevy bum, a rocket bum that's all fire and thrust, or a robo-bum? The options are endless - but wait, Dad's bum crack is showing too? Maybe this is contagious.


Broken

Broken

Author: Karin Slaughter

Publisher: Dell

Published: 2010-06-22

Total Pages: 417

ISBN-13: 0440339596

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“Karin Slaughter is simply one of the best thriller writers working today.”—GILLIAN FLYNN “This chilling mystery is just begging to be read in one sitting.”—Cosmopolitan WATCH WILL TRENT ON ABC • This edition features an introduction on the origins of the New York Times bestselling Will Trent novels Karin Slaughter’s internationally bestselling novels are as notable for their vivid portraits of lives shadowed by loss and heartbreak as they are for their dramatic criminal investigations. Broken features the return of her most compelling characters and introduces memorable new ones in a tale of corruption, murder, and confrontation that will leave more than one life . . . When Special Agent Will Trent arrives in Grant County, he finds a police department determined to protect its own and far too many unanswered questions about a prisoner’s death. He doesn’t understand why Officer Lena Adams is hiding secrets from him. He doesn’t understand her role in the death of Grant County’s popular police chief. He doesn’t understand why that man’s widow, Dr. Sara Linton, needs him now more than ever to help her crack this case. While the police force investigates the murder of a young woman pulled from a frigid lake, Trent investigates the police force, putting pressure on Adams just when she’s already about to crack. Caught between two complicated and determined women, trying to understand Linton’s passionate distrust of Adams, the facts surrounding Chief Tolliver’s death, and the complexities of this insular town, Trent will unleash a case filled with explosive secrets—and encounter a thin blue line that could be murderous if crossed. Spellbinding and keenly paced, Broken is Karin Slaughter at her best. Here is an unforgettable story of raw emotions, dangerous assumptions, the deadly and layered game of betrayal, and a man’s determination to expose the most painful of human truths—no matter how deeply they’re hidden . . . or how devastating.


My Butt is SO NOISY!

My Butt is SO NOISY!

Author: Dawn McMillan

Publisher: Courier Dover Publications

Published: 2021-01-06

Total Pages: 19

ISBN-13: 0486848787

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Everyone’s favorite character from the bestselling I Need a NEW BUTT! and I Broke MY BUTT! is back with a new problem — his butt is too noisy! Follow our hero’s hilarious adventures in the latest and loudest sequel by Dawn McMillan and Ross Kinnaird.


Kalambo Falls Prehistoric Site

Kalambo Falls Prehistoric Site

Author: John Desmond Clark

Publisher: Cambridge University Press

Published: 1969

Total Pages: 784

ISBN-13: 9780521200714

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The local basin in the Kalambo River valley above the famous Falls on the boundary between Zambia and Tanzania provides one of the longest and richest records of human activity so far recovered from a single site in the African continent. Successive human occupation levels and horizons cover the past 60,000 years from the close of the Acheulian Industrial Complex to the present day. This third, and final, volume of this major site report deals with the Middle and Earlier Stone Age period.


Lemons

Lemons

Author: Melissa D. Savage

Publisher: Crown Books For Young Readers

Published: 2017

Total Pages: 322

ISBN-13: 1524700126

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After her mother dies in 1975, ten-year-old Lemonade must live with her grandfather in a small town famous for Bigfoot sitings and soon becomes friends with Tobin, a quirky Bigfoot investigator.


Chicken Butt's Back!

Chicken Butt's Back!

Author: Erica S. Perl

Publisher: Abrams

Published: 2015-11-17

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 1613120753

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Erica S. Perl and Henry Cole team up once again to deliver spot-on humor with their unforgettable chicken character. In this cheeky (sorry!) sequel to the wildly fun Chicken Butt!, the young jokester and his chicken muse are back, but this time they're trying to trick Mom. She thinks she has caught on to the gag, but as she distractedly does the grocery shopping, she falls victim to a flurry of jokes using homonyms and homophones—words such as "dear" and "deer," and "which" and "witch." Wordplay has never been so much fun. Like Chicken Butt!, this story encourages children to participate in a call-and-response reading format that reinforces their reading skills. Praise for Chicken Butt's Back! "Coles’ tickled-pink cartoonish artwork gets right into the mix, the chocolate chip to the cookie dough. The denouement is so merrily explosive that just to imagine the shrieking voices of a read-aloud is mightily cheering.” –Kirkus Reviews “Cole's kinetic, acrylic and colored pencil cartoons strike the right tone of mild disobedience.” –Publishers Weekly “Fans of Chicken Butt! are going to love this sequel. This is the kind of book that siblings will beg to read to each other, especially since it’s set up for two voices.” –School Library Journal