Boys Are Stupid, Throw Rocks at Them!

Boys Are Stupid, Throw Rocks at Them!

Author: Todd Harris Goldman

Publisher: Workman Publishing

Published: 2005-01-01

Total Pages: 88

ISBN-13: 9780761135937

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Cartoons and sarcastic advice offer a tongue-in-cheek look at boys as seen by girls, including "ideas make boys' heads hurt," "boys are not potty trained," and "boys aren't housebroken."


Girls Are Weirdos But They Smell Pretty!

Girls Are Weirdos But They Smell Pretty!

Author: Todd Harris Goldman

Publisher: Workman Publishing

Published: 2007-01-01

Total Pages: 88

ISBN-13: 9780761148517

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The funny, crude, un-PC, and very savvy author of "Boys Are Stupid, Throw Rocks at Them!" explains why boys think the opposite sex is weird. Narrated by a boy who's sort of a moron, the book questions all the things that are completely alien to boys, but with a surprisingly sweet insight and good spirit.


Gifted Hands

Gifted Hands

Author: Gregg Lewis

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 2009

Total Pages: 146

ISBN-13: 0310718945

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In this special Johnson & Johnson TNT movie tie-in edition, kids will read how Ben Carson, an African-American, was able to accomplish his dream through faith and determination. Includes photographs of Ben and his family growing up with a special 8-page color photo section of movie and behind-the-scene images.


Dicktionary

Dicktionary

Author: Todd Goldman

Publisher: Running Press

Published: 2010-04-27

Total Pages: 128

ISBN-13: 9780762439331

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A rose by any other name is still a rose, but a penis by any other name may be a “Kentucky Telescope,” “Molton Mushroom,” “One-Eyed Wrinkle-Necked Trouser Trout”— or something worse! Pop artist Todd Harris Goldman delivers one of the funniest little books about “anatomy” ever published. With 101 hilarious euphemisms for “penis” and 25 fullcolor illustrations representing some of the best selections, DICKtionary will make all the other books on the shelf blush.


The Boys on the Rock

The Boys on the Rock

Author: John Fox

Publisher: Macmillan

Published: 1994-01-15

Total Pages: 164

ISBN-13: 9780312104337

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A sixteen-year-old from the Bronx, popular at school and "sort of" going steady, falls in love for the first time with another boy one exuberant summer.


The Zoo I Drew

The Zoo I Drew

Author: Todd H. Doodler

Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers

Published: 2010-12-08

Total Pages: 57

ISBN-13: 037598545X

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The cutest, cleverest animal alphabet book in years! Filled with graphically bold and laugh-out-loud animal art, The Zoo I Drew takes children on a bright and bumpy tour of the ABCs! Silly rhyming text introduces a menagerie of animals from the scaly alligator to the cuddly koala to the finicky panda to a sadly balding vulture to the X . . . Wait! Has anyone ever found a truly satisfying animal for the letter X? Only the youthful narrator-illustrator of The Zoo I Drew knows. This book also features a fluted cover—a fancy term for ridges—that makes it visually appealing on the shelf and fun to hold!


Life Sucks and Then You Die

Life Sucks and Then You Die

Author: Todd Harris Goldman

Publisher: Running Press

Published: 2011-10-25

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780762443024

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Ah, life. Generally speaking, it is a gift to celebrate. But when you get down to the specifics, a lot of it sucks! Inside, pop-artist extraordinaire Todd Goldman delightfully disses the daily dilemmas of life—from flat tires to getting fired; from getting food caught in your teeth to getting caught picking your nose—with snappy illustrations and pithy punchlines. With over 100 sharply satiric gags about all those things that get your goat, this book will help take the bite out of life.


Living Up The Street

Living Up The Street

Author: Gary Soto

Publisher: Laurel Leaf

Published: 1992-02-01

Total Pages: 178

ISBN-13: 0440211700

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In a prose that is so beautiful it is poetry, we see the world of growing up and going somewhere through the dust and heat of Fresno's industrial side and beyond: It is a boy's coming of age in the barrio, parochial school, attending church, public summer school, and trying to fall out of love so he can join in a Little League baseball team. His is a clarity that rings constantly through the warmth and wry reality of these sometimes humorous, sometimes tragic, always human remembrances.


I'm Staying with My Boys

I'm Staying with My Boys

Author: Jim Proser

Publisher: Macmillan

Published: 2010-02-02

Total Pages: 353

ISBN-13: 0312611447

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This authorized biography of World War II hero John Basilone--who held off 3,000 Japanese troops after his unit was reduced to three men--is being published to coincide with Steven Spielberg's HBO miniseries, "The Pacific." Illustrations throughout.


Peas on Earth

Peas on Earth

Author: Todd H. Doodler

Publisher: Robin Corey Books

Published: 2012-02-14

Total Pages: 46

ISBN-13: 0307974588

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Peas on Earth uses a simple play on words to portray the basic concepts of peace, harmony, getting along with all kinds of people, and being green in a manner that young kids will grasp. And it will resonate more as they grow older. Adult caregivers will chuckle over the peas/peace references while young children will relate to the important messages about our earth and those of us who live on it. The artwork is colorful, charming, and perfect for the board book crowd. And, as an added value, there is a simple pop-up at the end of the book.