Boldly Going Nowhere
Boldly Going Nowhere

Author: Steven McKinnon

Publisher: Vividarium Books

Published: 2015-09-24

Total Pages: 470

ISBN-13:

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The dating game was going well… until she found out he was a virgin. Steven McKinnon is in a rut. He’s tired of being a burden to his friends. He feels like life is passing him by. Nothing is going his way. When a friend convinces him to try speed dating, things start to look up… initially. As soon as Bachelorette Number One discovers that he’s a virgin, she unceremoniously dumps him. What follows is a quest across Europe in search of happiness, companionship, and an answer to the age-old question: Why is sex such a big deal? But much like everything else in Steven’s life, things don’t go as planned. Soon, he discovers the dark side of putting himself out there. Brash-talking strippers, treacherous friendships and an unexpected encounter with the police leave him wondering if his old, boring, solo life was really so bad after all. Told with painful honesty, raw emotion, British humour and wit, Boldly Going Nowhere is the true story of what happens when one man takes a stand against his own insecurities and societal pressures — and somehow manages to find himself in the process. Buy your copy of this epic journey of self-discovery today! Who knows what you might learn about yourself along the way? Dating, biography, true story, online dating humour, speed dating, relationships self help, travel humour, geek humour, sex, mental health self help, anxiety self help, depression self help, travelogue, essays, Glasgow, chick lit for guys, romantic comedy

Boldly Going Nowhere
Boldly Going Nowhere

Author: Steven Mckinnon

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2015-09-23

Total Pages: 470

ISBN-13: 9781517180003

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The dating game was going well... Until she found out he was a virgin. Steven McKinnon is in a rut. He's tired of being a burden to his friends. He feels like life is passing him by. Nothing is going his way. When a friend convinces him to try speed dating, things start to look up... initially. As soon as Bachelorette Number One discovers that he's a virgin, she unceremoniously dumps him. What follows is a quest across Europe in search of happiness, companionship, and an answer to the age-old question: Why is sex such a big deal? But much like other aspects of Steven's life, things don't go as planned. Soon, he discovers the dark side of putting himself out there. Brash-talking strippers, treacherous friendships and an unexpected encounter with the police leave him wondering if his old, boring, solo life was really so bad after all. Told with painful honesty, raw emotion, British humour and wit, Boldly Going Nowhere is the true story of what happens when one man takes a stand against his own insecurities and societal pressures - and somehow manages to find himself in the process. Scroll up to buy your copy of this epic journey of self-discovery today! Who knows what you might learn about yourself along the way?

Nip ’n’ Tuck
Nip ’n’ Tuck

Author: Kathy Lette

Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing

Published: 2024-06-20

Total Pages: 173

ISBN-13: 1035901862

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Journalist Lizzie McPhee has always thought of beauty as a case of mind over matter – if you don't mind, it doesn't matter. But all that changes when she begins the countdown towards the big 4-0. Suddenly, she's comparing her butt buoyancy to that of women on billboards and worrying about wrinkles. But the pitter-pitter-pat of tiny crow's feet is soon the least of Lizzie's worries. In the space of twenty four hours, she is replaced as news anchor by a young himbo who keeps fit by doing step aerobics off his own ego. And then she catches her surgeon husband Hugo cheating with catty soap actress Britney Amore – a woman whose bra cup size is bigger than her IQ. Suddenly, Lizzie is in free fall. Can she turn back the clock, and win back her life? Or will she discover there's a better way to grow older gracefully? Praise for Kathy Lette: 'Fabulous, fast-paced, funny & unapologetically female. Nobody does it better.' DEBORAH FRANCES-WHITE, THE GUILTY FEMINIST 'Deliciously rude and darkly funny, but with compassion and humanity at its heart. Read with relish.' NICOLE KIDMAN 'Kathy Lette can turn from raunchy farce to the most tender emotion in a trice.' STEPHEN FRY

Blonde Walks into a Bar
Blonde Walks into a Bar

Author: Jonathan Swan

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2008-07-28

Total Pages: 511

ISBN-13: 1612433731

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A Simon & Schuster eBook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every reader.

Touching the Surface
Touching the Surface

Author: Kimberly Sabatini

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2013-10

Total Pages: 352

ISBN-13: 1442440031

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In the afterlife for the fourth time, seventeen-year-old Elliot knows she has one last chance, but before she can begin her fourth life she must delve into her past, earn the forgiveness of her best friend, reconnect with her soul mate, and set things right for the future.

Burden of Truth
Burden of Truth

Author: Charles W. Colson

Publisher: Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.

Published: 1997

Total Pages: 340

ISBN-13: 9780842301909

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This book consists of a brilliant collection of transcripts from Charles Colson's radio program, BreakPoint, delivered on a wide variety of subjects but pointing to the truth that the most fundamental dimension to human life is religious in nature.

A Stitch in Time
A Stitch in Time

Author: Kathy Lette

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2005-08-02

Total Pages: 276

ISBN-13: 0743273249

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It's brains versus Botox Lizzie's life is so perfect she has to look down to see cloud nine...until she realizes she's about to hit the dreaded four-oh. For most women, turning forty is more dangerous than wearing a bikini thong in a big surf. Not Lizzie. Until, that is, she loses her job to a younger, more telegenic journalist -- and her husband to a sex goddess who keeps fit by doing step aerobics off her ego. That's when she starts to wonder about brains versus Botox. For Lizzie's sister, beauty is one of the most natural and lovely things money can buy. But must Lizzie go under the knife to win back the man she loves? The answer is as obvious as a pre-1990s nose job. This book will have you in stitches...literally! Love, adultery, death, and a disastrous bikini wax

Status Updates
Status Updates

Author: Sophie Middlemiss

Publisher: Crombie Jardine Publishing

Published: 2012-11-22

Total Pages: 61

ISBN-13: 1291203567

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We all wish we'd said it first. Now you can. Here are some ready-made comments to use when you want to update your Facebook or Twitter account but are feeling uninspired or just too lazy to think up something for yourself. Arranged by topic from Aging and Annoyed through Friends to Work, there should be enough material here to keep you seeming witty and amusing whilst you actually get your act together and write your own stuff. All entries are 144 characters and under, so good for Twitter and Facebook alike. The name of the game is to either use them as they are or alter to suit your needs. Have fun!

The World of Clean Family Jokes
The World of Clean Family Jokes

Author: Andres Fontanez

Publisher: iUniverse

Published: 2006-08

Total Pages: 198

ISBN-13: 0595389414

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A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on a business trip for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. She has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest which is $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"