Bloopers, Botches & Blunders
Author: Allan Zullo
Publisher: Troll Communications
Published: 1998
Total Pages: 100
ISBN-13: 9780816745210
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Author: Allan Zullo
Publisher: Troll Communications
Published: 1998
Total Pages: 100
ISBN-13: 9780816745210
DOWNLOAD EBOOKAuthor: Allan Zullo
Publisher: Turtleback
Published: 1999-12
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ISBN-13: 9780613762946
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Author: Allan Zullo
Publisher:
Published: 2004-07-23
Total Pages: 100
ISBN-13: 9780439643573
DOWNLOAD EBOOKYou won't believe some of the bird-brained things people have done. This book is packed with stories that are ridiculous, outrageous--and true!
Author: Richard Lederer
Publisher: St. Martin's Press
Published: 2007-04-01
Total Pages: 224
ISBN-13: 1429906391
DOWNLOAD EBOOKFor years wordsmith and punster Richard Lederer has charmed and delighted fans with his bestselling "Anguished English" series. In his funniest book yet, readers will again cherish the author's latest chronicle of the goofs and gaffes and fluffs and flubs of our anguished language. And the best part? Everything in here actually occurred! Nothing has been made up! Bloopers from foreign restaurants include: * "Our wines leave you nothing to hope for." * "As for the tripe served here, you will be singing its praises to your grandchildren on your deathbed." Excerpts from students' twisted history papers include: * "World War I made the people so sad that it brought on the Great Depression." * "America was founded by four fathers. Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Decoration of Independence, which says that all men are cremated equal and are well endowed by their creator." Hilarious illustrations by Jim McLean make The Bride of Anguished English the perfect book for anyone who loves English with all its blunders and bloopers and quips and quirks.
Author: Randy Geren
Publisher: Page Publishing Inc
Published: 2023-03-17
Total Pages: 21
ISBN-13:
DOWNLOAD EBOOKImperfection can sometimes make a child feel inadequate and begin a lifetime of self-esteem issues. Parents and authority figures in our early years sometimes forget to say, "It is okay, I love you anyway," and that is the motivation for Bloopers, Blunders, and Colossal Mistakes. The book features a Solenodon, which is one of the clumsiest and awkward animals in nature, sometimes tripping over their own feet. In the book, he makes every mistake possible, but for the most part is oblivious to his blunders. He gives off the "how did this happen?" vibe, but continues to press forward enjoying his adventures.
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Publisher:
Published: 2005
Total Pages: 365
ISBN-13: 9781414308838
DOWNLOAD EBOOKAuthor: Sharon Eliza Nichols
Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin
Published: 2014-04-29
Total Pages: 132
ISBN-13: 1466869933
DOWNLOAD EBOOKMORE missspellings! MORE badder grammar! MORE than 150 photos of laugh-out-loud funny signs from the creators of the smash-hit book (and Facebook group) I Judge You When You Use Poor Grammar. After the success of her first hilarious collection of poorly worded signs—and with 430,000 members on her Facebook page—Sharon Eliza Nichols returns with an all-new assortment of the most ungrammatical, outrageous, and ridiculous mistakes ever put into print. Featuring actual photos of actual signs in actual locations, these billboard blunders are sure to delight grammar groupies, punctuation sticklers, and pretty much anyone who can read. Whether you groan in frustration, shake your head in disbelief, or howl with laughter, this wonderful humor book will convince you that it's just a sign of the times.
Author: Michael Viner
Publisher: New Millennium Press
Published: 2004-04-01
Total Pages: 352
ISBN-13: 9781932407235
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThe Big Book of Showbiz Bloopers and Blunders is a wonderfully entertaining collection of on-air mistakes from some of the most notorious names in showbiz and politics. Readers won't know whether to laugh or cry as they follow a pantheon of all-stars from Hollywood, the T.V. news, politics, sports radio, the soaps, the talk show circuit and lots more as they fumble and flub through their on-air moments. Readers have never before been allowed such an intimate peek behind the scenes at incidents these folks would prefer to forget. This is a tour through the most juicy mishaps and embarrassing moments from Jayne Mansfield, Humphrey Bogart, and Ed Sullivan, to the Harry Potter films, the White House and everywhere in-between. You can't get away with anything in this world, especially when it's caught LIVE on air. Nobody gets it right all the time, and this book is there, ready to point out all sorts of gaffes.
Author: Matteo Molinari
Publisher: Citadel Press
Published: 2002
Total Pages: 290
ISBN-13: 9780806523194
DOWNLOAD EBOOKAlmost every film, even the classics, contains blunders and gaffes -- and this compendium of thousands of amusing mistakes will turn every reader into an informed goof sleuth and provide hours of entertainment. Each entry lists title, credits, plot, bloopers, nonbloopers (mistakenly reported errors), questions (oddities), and fun facts. Bloopers range from the hilariously obvious to the picayune; each described and keyed to the timer on a video player for easy locating. Here's a sample: -- From Casablanca (1942): An indignant Lazlo (Paul Henreid) asks the band to play "La Marsellaise" and the music erupts from the trumpets before they actually reach the players' mouths. (01:12) -- From Pretty Woman (1990): Vivian (Julia Roberts) is having breakfast; she grabs a croissant and nibbles it. A few shots later, she holds a pancake. (00:30) -- From Titanic (1997): As Jack (Leonardo DiCaprio) goes to the rich folks' dinner, a waiter opens a beautiful door -- that reflects the image of a steadycam operator. (00:56) -- From The Courage of Lassie (1946), with Elizabeth Taylor as Kathie Merrick. Just one problem -- in the movie, the dog is called Bill.
Author: Kermit Schafer
Publisher:
Published: 2013-09
Total Pages: 146
ISBN-13: 9781258814939
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