Bloopers, Blunders, Jokes, Quips & Quotes
Bloopers, Blunders, Jokes, Quips & Quotes

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Publisher: Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.

Published: 2005

Total Pages: 388

ISBN-13: 9781414305479

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More than 600 embarrassing church bloopers and pastor blunders, more than 600 hilarious jokes and jests, and more than 600 quips and quotes—all packed into one bundle of good, clean, really funny humor. A guaranteed pick-me-up, a great gift for family fun. Jim Kraus has compiled a wonderfully funny collection sure to bring smiles and laughter to all ages!

The Dog That Talked to God
The Dog That Talked to God

Author: Jim Kraus

Publisher: Abingdon Press

Published: 2012

Total Pages: 334

ISBN-13: 1426742568

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Mary Fassler's dog Rufus can talk to Mary and to God, with help from Rufus Mary's life turns back toward God and happiness.

The Dog That Talked to God
The Dog That Talked to God

Author: Jim Kraus

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2012-03-01

Total Pages: 291

ISBN-13: 1682998339

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A wonderfully quirky, heart-breaking, heart-warming and thought-provoking story of a woman's dog who not only talks to her, he talks to God. Recently widowed Mary Fassler has no choice except to believe Rufus, the miniature schnauzer, who claims to speak to the Divine. The question is: Will Mary follow the dog's advice, and leave everything she knows and loves? Is this at the urging of God? Or is it something else? Will Mary risk it all or ignore the urgings of her own heart?

Speaking My Mind
Speaking My Mind

Author: Ronald Reagan

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2004-08

Total Pages: 436

ISBN-13: 0743271114

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The most important speeches of America's "Great Communicator": Here, in his own words, is the record of Ronald Reagan's remarkable political career and historic eight-year presidency.

Pirates of the Heart
Pirates of the Heart

Author: Jim Kraus

Publisher:

Published: 1996

Total Pages: 532

ISBN-13: 9780842303811

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Privateer William Hawkes must rethink his vengeful attitude toward the nobility after he captures an English ship carrying the young Kathryne Spenser.

Bathroom Book of Canadian Quotes
Bathroom Book of Canadian Quotes

Author: Lisa Wojna

Publisher:

Published: 2006-04-07

Total Pages: 172

ISBN-13: 9781897278017

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We all love to have that perfect phrase for that perfect moment. As Goldwyn Smith once said, Nothing can stand against a really resolute quoter. Find some of the greatest, funniest and most memorable words spoken by Canadians in this easy-to-use collection. - I just am a Canadian. It is not a thing which you can escape from. It is like having blue eyes. -Robertson Davies - What we do should have a Canadian character. Nobody looks his best in somebody else's clothes. -Vincent Massey - The beginning of Canadian cultural nationalism was not Am I really that oppressed? but Am I really that boring? -Margaret Atwood - Most Americans don't understand Canadian political parties. Neither do most Canadians. -Eric Nicol - Where Canadians got the monotone that you're listening to now I don't know - probably from the Canada goose. -Northrup Frye - I didn't know at first that there were two languages in Canada. I just thought that there was one way to speak to my father and another to speak to my mother. -Louis St. Laurent - Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain. -Pierre Trudeau - Hudson's Bay is certainly a country that Sinbad the Sailor never saw, as he makes no mention of mosquitoes. -David Thompson - The Americans are our best friends whether we like it or not. -Robert Thomson - If some countries have too much history, we have too much geography. -William Lyon MacKenzie King. And many more...

Drinking and Tweeting
Drinking and Tweeting

Author: Brandi Glanville

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2014-01-07

Total Pages: 256

ISBN-13: 1476707634

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The #1 New York Times bestseller, now in paperback The brutally honest breath of fresh air on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, known for her dramatic divorce, her barely there clothing, and her inability to keep her mouth shut, tells all in this hilarious, no-holds-barred memoir that's "the best piece of celeb literature we've ever come across." (LAWeekly.com) It's impossible not to love Brandi Glanville, the unapologetically filter-free breath of fresh air on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. She spills all her secrets in this sassy, raunchy, and compulsively readable #1 New York Times bestselling memoir, dishing about everything from her DUI and her cheating ex to her one-night stands and the secret plastic surgery that made her "seventeen" again. Clear your schedule, grab a comfy seat, your favorite cocktail . . . and maybe a Xanax. #BestAfternoonEver.

The Laugh-a-Day Book of Bloopers, Quotes & Good Clean Jokes
The Laugh-a-Day Book of Bloopers, Quotes & Good Clean Jokes

Author: Jim Kraus

Publisher: Baker Books

Published: 2012-01-01

Total Pages: 224

ISBN-13: 1441236112

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Laughter is powerful medicine--and it's just plain fun. The Laugh-a-Day Book of Bloopers, Quotes & Good Clean Jokes brings together hundreds of the funniest bits of wit and humor to brighten anyone's day. From blunders like "For sale: Electric hospital bed, hardly used. No one died in it," to truisms like "The only thing worse than hearing the alarm clock in the morning is not hearing it," there's something to tickle everyone's funny bone. Teachers, speakers, pastors, writers, and anyone who loves to laugh will enjoy this impressive collection of jokes, bulletin bloopers, and amusing quotes--enough for a whole year of laughter!

The Cat That God Sent
The Cat That God Sent

Author: Jim Kraus

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2013-04-01

Total Pages: 324

ISBN-13: 1682998347

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Jake Wilkerson, a disillusioned young pastor who is an expert at hiding his fears, takes on a new assignment at a small rural church in Coudersport, Pennsylvania. It's a far piece from anywhere and full of curiously odd and eccentric people, including Emma Grainger, a single woman and a veterinarian who dismisses all Christians as "those people," and Tassy, a young runaway with a secret. His first day on the job, however, Jake is adopted by Petey - a cat of unknown origins and breed - but of great perception. Petey believes that he is on a mission from God to redeem Jake and bring him and his quirky friends back to the truth.