Ten years ago Leo Hennessey broke a major Man Code rule: do not-- under any circumstances-- fall in love with your best friend's woman. He's managed to keep it secret, and built up his career as an executive at a chocolate company named Heavenly. But now Lulu Diamond is divorced, starting a new life, and just opened up her own chocolate shop. And she's walked back into Leo's life In a big way... at a trade show, they are paired up for a riddle-filled, race-against-the-clock scavenger hunt across New York City. Temptation never tasted so good.... -- adapted from back cover and perusal of book
The Birthday Suit Book 1 is a complete manual for parents to confidently teach their children with lessons for each birthday from 1 to 9 years old, (and a second book for 10-18 year olds) that guides discussions on all topics including anatomy, sex, puberty, pregnancy and delivery, safety and all the hard stuff parents dread bringing up. This book includes a sequential-like order and progression of content that is age appropriate, with visuals and drawings that are not unnatural cartoon figures, but respectful anatomical pictures your kids will understand. Kids will be able to physically relate to the diverse variety of white, tan, brown and black races in the drawings that are anatomically represented throughout the books. Over 125 parents were interviewed and their experiences and advice encourage parents with a boost of confidence that they can do this! This book appeals to every parent regardless of political, religious, or cultural views because the facts and topics, and basic definitions are presented without any opinions. Parents add their family values through questions and journal discussions so each family can customize their teaching with their own family beliefs. Through these books, children will learn to respect their incredible body, and parents will have confidence and have the resources to teach. Parent-child relationships will grow, and trust will continue to be built with each yearly Birthday Suit Talk! The Birthday Suit Book1 will strengthen your family bond and amend generations of shame and embarrassment about our bodies into one of admiration and respect.
King Albert-Horatio-Otto the Third had SO many clothes it was simply absurd ... So when two seemingly well-meaning fabric merchants promise to make an outfit of only the very BEST and most special cloth, King Albert-Horatio-Otto the Third simply cannot resist. He MUST have these new clothes! Surely, the unquestionably charitable and not-at-all-suspicious-looking tailors are genuine, and the King won't end up looking red-cheeked ... ? This funny and timely retelling of Hans Christian Andersen's classic fable 'The Emperor's New Clothes' will not only make children laugh, but also encourage them to think and speak up for what they believe. This audio-enabled edition comes with a gorgeous reading by Sam Newton, along with special music and sound effects.
Zany women and their pets have fun getting older. "When I get old, I hope to have friends as awesome as these. This is an absolutely feel good novel. Naturally, our intrepid characters, wattles and all, undergo all sorts of trials, but it's the compassion and generosity they exhibit that endears the reader." -- Sam Sanders, via NetGalley Zany families, eccentric friends, and ne-er-do-well neighbors inhabit the labyrinthine lives of three women friends as they grapple with real world events in one "Golden Year." An unwelcome visit from local law enforcement, a younger friend's romantic chaos, and the death of a parent combine with daily mundanities---laundry, scones, and senior sex---to create a walloping, raucous read. Opinionated pets---critics and alter egos---offer a rich counterpoint to the human dramas affecting their lives. Unfiltered and compelling, this entertaining sago provides readers of all ages with a new and positive view of growing older.
After his birthday party, Backbeard decides to get a new suit, but the clothing shop in town doesn't sell pirate gear so he gets a new look, and he is not sure it will work for him.
Durman has found a way to write short stories that are intensely funny and poignant at the same time. He discusses hippos, nuns, and nudity while seamlessly interlacing profound moments with themes like forgiveness, redemption, and hope. His voice is fresh, raw, and just pure fun.
A buoyant and heartwarming celebration of individuality, identity, and dressing to suit yourself! It's almost Frankie's birthday and everything is ready -- except for something to wear. All of her party dresses feel wrong. Her family tries to help, but it's no good. What Frankie longs for is a suit. A spectacular suit ... Can Frankie find the outfit of her dreams? The perfect gift for birthday parties, crafters, and children who don't identify with traditional gender roles Wonderful conversation starter for teachers and librarians to explore gender and identity with age-relevant material from creators whose life experience is reflected in the story
Showing up to a birthday party in your birthday suit is probably not a good idea. But stripping reality down to its roots is. That's exactly what the tongue-in-cheek philosopher Nigel Quinn does. Between amazingly figuring out how to become a god himself, and teaching God how to become a better God, he discovers secrets of the universe that could change the fundamental ways in which human beings perceive reality. This is a story that calls out to the free spirit that dwells within us all; that spirit that longs to strip the meaning of life down to its birthday suit and then laugh at the beautiful naked hilarity/singularity of it all.
