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Author: Amelia LaRoche
Publisher: Enslow Publishing, LLC
Published: 2013-01-01
Total Pages: 50
ISBN-13: 0766057232
DOWNLOAD EBOOKHow much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house. Author Amelia LaRoche has fun with corny, funny, and silly jokes, limericks, tongue twisters, knock-knock jokes, and fun facts in this book. Readers also discover how to make their own funny Christmas card.
Author: Mat Waugh
Publisher:
Published: 2018-05-07
Total Pages: 108
ISBN-13: 9781999914752
DOWNLOAD EBOOKA bumper collection of funny jokes for 9 year olds. Easy-to-read with illustrations throughout, it's the perfect book for budding young comedians.
Author: Sky Pony Press
Publisher: Sky Pony
Published: 2019-10-01
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9781510743243
DOWNLOAD EBOOKWhy does Santa take presents to children at Christmas? The presents won't take themselves! Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it's in Decembrrrr! What comes at the end of Christmas day? The letter "Y!" What looks like half a Christmas tree? The other half! Belly Laugh Sidesplitting Santa Claus and Christmas Jokes for Kids is full of hilarious holiday fun! From snappy one-liners to hilarious puns, this collection is complete with 350 jokes for kids and is complemented by sidesplitting line drawings and an uproarious "HO HO HO!" sound-effect button. Perfect for snowy days, long car rides to visit relatives, and get-togethers with friends, this book is sure to bring jolly laughter and Christmas fun into your home.
Author: Share The Love Gifts
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Published: 2018-05-16
Total Pages: 52
ISBN-13: 9781719204842
DOWNLOAD EBOOKWhy did the golfer patch his pants? a. Because he got a hole in 1. Everyone loves cheesy, badly timed dad jokes because they are told by your dad, and you only get one dad, right? So, help your dad improve his collection of jokes that make will you cringe and laugh at the same time. This joke book for dads will make a great gift, as the giver can write who it's from on the cover, so dad will think of you while telling his cheesy jokes. An awesome Father's Day Gift, birthday Gift for dads, or Christmas gift for Dads.
Author: I. P Grinning
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Published: 2013-12-08
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9781494373665
DOWNLOAD EBOOKIP Grinning presents... '101 Christmas Jokes for Kids', a fun, festive, and often cheesy joke book - stocking fillers for kids Kid's jokes are a wonderful, natural way for children to improve their reading. They are able to practice their reading skills whilst enjoying themselves. Joke books for kids have the added benefit of improving memories, and importantly, instilling confidence. Children are given a great reason to talk in front of groups and with practice are able to feel comfortable doing it. Kid's joke books are also a fun way for a family to interact, laughing - or moaning - at the jokes. Reviews for IP Grinning joke books: Child appropriate jokes, April 24 By A-J (Australia) Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) Got it for my son's 10th birthday, he loved it and I love the fact it gets him reading. I personally can't comment on the content as we have just spent 4 hours on the road, many of them listening to these jokes! Substitute Teachers Take Note, March 29, 2013 By Donna Galloway Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) This is fun and the elementary kids that I sub like to call it up and use it for our free time or great for indoor recess. I am afraid that I will need a new set of 101's before too long, the kids are learning these! Happy grandkid, March 11, 2013 By Priscilla Branham Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) I bought this for my grand child. He loved reading it on the kindle. He was trying the jokes out on all the family members. My son loves 'em., February 22, 2013 By James Leonard Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) My six year old gets a kick out of these corny little knock knock jokes. It entertains him, and makes him laugh. See if these tickle your funny bone: What does everyone start Christmas Day with? The letter 'C'! What goes Oh, Oh, Oh? Santa in reverse! What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas carol? Jungle bells! Son: Mom, can I have a dog for Christmas? Mom: No! You'll have ham like the rest of us! How can you tell if Santa has been hiding in your fridge? All the eggnog has gone! Knock, Knock! Who's there? Centipede! Centipede who? Centipede on the presents! What happened to the boy who ate the Christmas decorations? He got tinsel-itis! How do you hire Santa Claus? Put him on a box! How did Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? Deep and crisp and even! Scroll up and Buy this book now - your child will love going back to it again and again.
Author: Willow Creek Press
Publisher:
Published: 2018
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9781682348338
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThe dad joke is a delicate thing. Part knowing humor, part lack of humor, it's only requirement is that it elicits not a laugh from its audience but the annoyed response: "Daaaaaaaaad." Bad Dad Jokes is the biggest, baddest collection of "so bad they're actually good" jokes that are guaranteed to deliver a daily dose of groans and giggles. Bad Dad Jokes is a one of a kind collection of extraordinary humor in one book. By giving this collection as a gift you will bring humor and lasting memories to events for years to come.
Author: G Nyla Phillips
Publisher:
Published: 2020-02-19
Total Pages: 42
ISBN-13:
DOWNLOAD EBOOKIf you are looking for a birthday gift for a child, this book is it. Every joke in here is birthday themed. Kids love jokes and they'll have lots of jokes to share with their friends. It makes a great birthday gift idea for kids and will add lots of laughs and giggles at your child's birthday party. These are clean and funny birthday jokes that are perfect for kids 7 to 12 years old. Keep your kids reading... and laughing! Q: Why was the birthday boy eager for his teacher to do the roll call? A: Because that's the time for 'presents'! Q: What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? A: Aye matey! (I'm eighty) Q: Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? A: Because it was a marble cake! This book includes: Birthday Q and A jokes, birthday knock-knock jokes, and birthday tongue twisters. The very last page has a bonus joke! The questions are on the front facing pages and the answers are on the back of each question page so that the reader does not see the answers right away. All pages are colourful and each joke is beautifully illustrated. About the author: Gillian Nyla Phillips is a mom that loves to create books and games for kids. Having been a primary school teacher herself, she has always found the need to make her own classroom materials to suit her students. She is currently an online curriculum designer and teacher author. Check out the other books in this series!
Author: Delphon Coker
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Published: 2016-08-26
Total Pages: 31
ISBN-13: 1514499614
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThis book is designed for people to have fun at Christmas. Have fun with your family, friends, and others. Share after the Christmas dinner. Share at Christmas parties. Remember, Christmas is the season to be jolly. So laugh and be jolly with this book. Encourage others to buy and enjoy this book.
Author: Kirti Makhija
Publisher: Educreation Publishing
Published: 2016-06-20
Total Pages: 137
ISBN-13:
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThis book "IDEAS FOR HOLIDAYS, CELEBRATIONS AND PARTIES" is completely about the creative and amazing ideas for spending vacations, writing cards, birthday wishes, celebrating parties, spending spare time usefully and etc. With this book, no one will ever be confused whom to write an extremely humorous birthday message and whom to write a simple one; no one will ever be confused how to spare time in such a way that gives successive productivity. So dear reader, this book is a perfect one if you are the amazing ideas for the same.
Author: Lily Erlic
Publisher: Lorenz Educational Press
Published: 2010-09-01
Total Pages: 52
ISBN-13: 1429118296
DOWNLOAD EBOOKPoetry is valuable for stimulating the young childs brain growth. Combine poetry with fun movements and you have an effective way to actively involve children in exploring celebrations of all cultures around the world. What fun your children will have as they pretend to play musical instruments, steer a ship, look through a telescope, plant a tree, be a groundhog, fly on a broomstick, spin a dreidel, or march in a band. You can add any of the suggested small props (ribbons, small bells, maracas, miniature flags, and party hats) to the rhymes to help build large motor skills and increase the fun factor even more! A CD with the various rhymes being sung is included that provides either appropriate background music for use for singing the rhymes and/or performing the movements.
