Big Book of Football's Funniest Quotes
Big Book of Football's Funniest Quotes

Author: Adrian Clarke

Publisher: Carlton Books

Published: 2017-08

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781780979700

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

"Kicking Off: The Big Book of Football's Funniest Quotes is the most comprehensive collection of some of the funniest quotes (intentionally or not) in the history of sport. Compiled by avid quotation collectors Ian Spragg, Adrian Clarke and Stuart Reeves, The Big Book of Football's Funniest Quotes is packed with an incredible 1,500 ridiculous quotes from and about some the most famous names in football, including Sir Alex Ferguson, Jose Mourinho, Ian Holloway, Paul 'Gazza' Gascoigne and Eric Cantona. Bursting with confused cliches, mangled metaphors, comic cusses and idiotic football insights, this book really is the hilarious last word in funny football quotations."--bookdepository.com.

Kicking Off
Kicking Off

Author:

Publisher:

Published: 2017

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13:

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

"Kicking Off: The Big Book of Football's Funniest Quotes is the most comprehensive collection of some of the funniest quotes (intentionally or not) in the history of sport. Compiled by avid quotation collectors Ian Spragg, Adrian Clarke and Stuart Reeves, The Big Book of Football's Funniest Quotes is packed with an incredible 1,500 ridiculous quotes from and about some the most famous names in football, including Sir Alex Ferguson, Jose Mourinho, Ian Holloway, Paul 'Gazza' Gascoigne and Eric Cantona. Bursting with confused cliches, mangled metaphors, comic cusses and idiotic football insights, this book really is the hilarious last word in funny football quotations."--bookdepository.com.

The Funniest Football Quotes
The Funniest Football Quotes

Author: James Conrad

Publisher:

Published: 2019-10-26

Total Pages: 94

ISBN-13: 9781702104784

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

A book for all football fans A collection of some of the funniest football quotes for all the family. Perfect as a gift for any football fan Quotes from the great and good of football The best of the funniest quotes"I never comment on referees, and I'm not gonna break the habit of a lifetime for that prat". Ron Atkinson"As a boy I was torn between being a footballer or joining a circus. At Partick Thistle I did both".Alan Hansen

Football's Funniest Quotes
Football's Funniest Quotes

Author: Harry Kaye

Publisher:

Published: 2020-11-14

Total Pages: 110

ISBN-13:

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

The ideal gift! A hilarious read for all football fans. Find out who said:"I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel""You can't play with a one-armed goalkeeper ...not at this level""I never make predictions, ...and I never will"then laugh at HUNDREDS MORE ridiculous quotes from the world of football.

Fever Pitch
Fever Pitch

Author: Nick Hornby

Publisher: Penguin UK

Published: 2005-05-05

Total Pages: 229

ISBN-13: 0141926546

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

*WINNER OF THE WILLIAM HILL SPORTS BOOK OF THE YEAR* Fever Pitch is Nick Hornby's million-copy-selling, award-winnning football classic 'A spanking 7-0 away win of a football book. . . inventive, honest, funny, heroic, charming' Independent For many people watching football is mere entertainment, to some it's more like a ritual; but to others, its highs and lows provide a narrative to life itself. But, for Nick Hornby, his devotion to the game has provided one of few constants in a life where the meaningful things - like growing up, leaving home and forming relationships, both parental and romantic - have rarely been as simple or as uncomplicated as his love for Arsenal. Brimming with wit and honesty, Fever Pitch, catches perfectly what it really means to be a football fan - and in doing so, what it means to be a man. 'Hornby has put his finger on truths that have been unspoken for generations' Irish Times 'Funny, wise and true' Roddy Doyle

Own Goals
Own Goals

Author: Crombie Jardine Publishing Limited

Publisher: Crombie Jardine

Published: 2010-03-01

Total Pages: 144

ISBN-13: 9781906051426

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

Guaranteed to make you smile, if not laugh out loud, here is a collection of quotes, quips and gaffes from footballers and football lovers the world over.

Big Book of Sports Quotes
Big Book of Sports Quotes

Author: Eric Zweig

Publisher:

Published: 2010

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781554076505

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

Wise, sarcastic, hilarious and memorable quotes from larger-than-life stars of professional sports.

Top Prospect
Top Prospect

Author: Paul Volponi

Publisher: Carolrhoda Books ®

Published: 2016-09-01

Total Pages: 215

ISBN-13: 1512418757

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

Travis Gardner lives to play quarterback. He's a standout QB by middle school, and he's prepared to put everything he has into the game. Then Gainesville University's head coach makes Travis a promise: Travis will have a place on the team, and a scholarship to go with it. He just has to get through high school first. As Travis starts ninth grade, he'll have to earn his teammates' trust and dodge opponents aiming to sack the star quarterback. But his biggest challenge might be staying focused in the face of sudden fame. Because now the pressure is on, and Travis has to prove himself with every pass. "Travis' love for the game . . . seems absolutely authentic. This engaging read will resonate with middle schoolers, especially aspiring athletes."—Booklist

World's Funniest Football Quotes
World's Funniest Football Quotes

Author: Nigel Gordon-Johnson

Publisher:

Published: 2020-12-06

Total Pages: 88

ISBN-13:

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

Football is a great game.The skill and grace of a Johan Cruff, Diego Maradona or Lionel Messi. The ecstasy of that great victory for your team or country. And the agony of defeat or relegation after a hard-fought campaign. Just that alone makes football the world's greatest sport.But the icing on the cake is that footballers tend not to think too much before speaking. This has given us some of the funniest quotes of all time. This book is a collection of the author's favourite players and managers from around the world and his favourite funny quotes. Some real classics that will have you in stitches!

The Treasures of The World Cup
The Treasures of The World Cup

Author: Keir Radnedge

Publisher: Carlton Publishing Group

Published: 2009-09

Total Pages: 64

ISBN-13: 9781847323804

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

No one can dispute that that football has provided some of the funniest quotes (intentionally or not) in the history of sport - and The Big Book of Football's Funniest Quotes is the most comprehensive collection of these hilarious comic offerings. It is packed with over 750 quotes on all aspects of the game from and about the most famous names in football.