Sports Illustrated Kids Basketball Jokes

Sports Illustrated Kids Basketball Jokes

Author: B. A. Hoena

Publisher: Capstone

Published: 2017-08-01

Total Pages: 65

ISBN-13: 1496550919

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Sports Illustrated Kids presents an all-star collection of basketball jokes, riddles, and memes! With slam-dunk one-liners like "Why do babies make good basketball players? Because they're so good at dribbling!" This colorful, illustrated joke book will have basketball fans rolling in the stadium aisles.


Basketball Humor

Basketball Humor

Author: Charles S. Hellman

Publisher: Lucky Sports

Published: 2013-10

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 9780935938548

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The best of BASKETBALL humor from America's funniest sporting cartoonist. Cartoonist, Robert Tiritilli understands "the ups and downs" of the basketball world. This former Italian Mafia hit man has teamed with Charles Hellman, a bookie and ex-Little Leaguer, to find more ways to blend these one-panel cartoons with clever captions. They bring out the "FUNNY" in sports. The wit and satire of these cartoons and their absurdities come to life from Tiritilli's pen. His outrageous graphics poke fun at players, coaches, owners and fans with equal gusto. Tiritilli has freelanced and lampooned for more years than he cares to admit..


Basketball Humor

Basketball Humor

Author: Charles Hellman

Publisher: LuckySports

Published: 2008-03-01

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 9780935938388

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A humorous collection of original basketball cartoons. This book contains 32 pages of black and white cartoons.\n


The Book of Basketball

The Book of Basketball

Author: Bill Simmons

Publisher: ESPN

Published: 2010-12-07

Total Pages: 754

ISBN-13: 0345520106

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NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • The NBA according to The Sports Guy—now updated with fresh takes on LeBron, the Celtics, and more! Foreword by Malcom Gladwell • “The work of a true fan . . . it might just represent the next phase of sports commentary.”—The Atlantic Bill Simmons, the wildly opinionated and thoroughly entertaining basketball addict known to millions as ESPN’s The Sports Guy, has written the definitive book on the past, present, and future of the NBA. From the age-old question of who actually won the rivalry between Bill Russell and Wilt Chamberlain to the one about which team was truly the best of all time, Simmons opens—and then closes, once and for all—every major pro basketball debate. Then he takes it further by completely reevaluating not only how NBA Hall of Fame inductees should be chosen but how the institution must be reshaped from the ground up, the result being the Pyramid: Simmons’s one-of-a-kind five-level shrine to the ninety-six greatest players in the history of pro basketball. And ultimately he takes fans to the heart of it all, as he uses a conversation with one NBA great to uncover that coveted thing: The Secret of Basketball. Comprehensive, authoritative, controversial, hilarious, and impossible to put down (even for Celtic-haters), The Book of Basketball offers every hardwood fan a courtside seat beside the game’s finest, funniest, and fiercest chronicler.


Hoop-la

Hoop-la

Author: Rick Walton

Publisher: Lerner Publications

Published: 1993

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 9780822523390

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A collection of riddles about basketball, such as "What are a basketball player's favorite flowers? Guard-enias".


Basketball (and Other Things)

Basketball (and Other Things)

Author: Shea Serrano

Publisher: Abrams

Published: 2017-10-10

Total Pages: 240

ISBN-13: 1683350936

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#1 New York Times bestseller Who is the greatest dunker of all time? Which version of the Michael Jordan was the best Michael Jordan? What is allowed and absolutely not allowed in a game of pickup basketball? Basketball (and Other Things) presents readers with a whole new set of pivotal and ridiculous fan disputes from basketball history, providing arguments and answers, explained with the wit and wisdom that is unique to Shea Serrano. Serrano breaks down debates that NBA fans didn’t even know they needed, from the classic (How many years during his career was Kobe Bryant actually the best player in the league?) to the fantastical (If you could assign different values to different shots throughout basketball history, what would they be and why?). With incredible art from Arturo Torres, this book is a must-have for anyone who has ever stayed up late into the night debating basketball’s greatest moments, what-ifs, stories, and legends, or for those who are discovering the mythology of basketball for the first time.


Underbelly Hoops

Underbelly Hoops

Author: Carson Cunningham

Publisher: Diversion Books

Published: 2012-01-16

Total Pages: 312

ISBN-13: 0983988579

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UNDERBELLY HOOPS covers Carson Cunningham's final season in the storied and now defunct Continental Basketball Association (CBA). In the process, it takes a sober look at minor league professional basketball, as Cunningham tries to navigate a poor relationship with his coach and yet finish his career on his own terms by playing a final season and winning a championship. As UNDERBELLY HOOPS shows, the CBA was a realm where hopeful players desperately hung on and crusty motels might very well have no clocks. It was a place where a trainer could be ordered to fill the visiting team's cooler with warm shower water and a coach might tell a player (namely, Cunningham) that he was focusing too much on his marriage and child rather than basketball. It was also a place where entire hotel wings could become saturated with the pungent smell of marijuana. And yet, even as it chipped away at your dignity and made little economic sense to remain, the CBA drew you in with the allure of action and the prospect of an NBA call-up. And it could inspire, like when you and your teammates caught a rhythm that made you remember why basketball is such a beautiful game, or when you saw guys continue to strive, to persevere, even if their dreams weren't fully realized. "The hoops answer to Ball Four. By turns funny and poignant—and always self aware—this book allows fans into the locker room and huddle, yes, but also into the cortex of a professional basketball player. If Carson Cunningham could have jumped, run and created his shot off the dribble as masterfully as he writes and observes, he'd be starring in the NBA." —L. Jon Wertheim, Senior Writer for SPORTS ILLUSTRATED


Never Foul a Jump Shooter

Never Foul a Jump Shooter

Author: Daniel Yost

Publisher: Incorgnito Publishing Press

Published: 2017-09-30

Total Pages: 184

ISBN-13: 9781944589493

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NEVER FOUL A JUMP SHOOTER, A Guide To Basketball Lingo, Lessons and Laughs, began as the author having fun with a few quirky basketball expressions, such as "penetrate and dish" and "a foul waiting to happen." But then it just kept growing into a humorous look at wonderfully colorful basketball expressions. But this is not a dictionary. Or a story with beginning, middle and end. The next time you're watching a game and you hear an announcer say, "The bank is open," or "it's raining threes" or a certain someone ask, "how can a foul smell nice?", just turn to this book, find the term and have a chuckle. Because basketball is about life, and life is better when we can all laugh at ourselves just a little.


Basketball

Basketball

Author: Charles Hellman

Publisher: LuckySports

Published: 2005-02

Total Pages: 128

ISBN-13: 9780935938104

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"BASKETBALL" is a delightful cartoon book dedicated to the coaches, players and fans involved in the fast action sport of basketball. It's a perfect "bathroom" book loaded with a 120-original basketball cartoons drawn by Robert Tiritilli. This book takes a light-hearted look at the game of shooting a ball thru a hoop!