-Ideal for babies and toddlers. -Non-toxic plastic pages with safety-tested toy attached. -Wipe-clean pages mean they can be enjoyed by babies anywhere they go! -Packaged in polybag.
What bloke is entirely ready or totally prepared for the reality of a new baby and all that it entails? Babies may bring boundless joy into your life but they also bring temper tantrums, stubborn moods and 90-decibel fits of hysterical screaming. In Jon Smith's new, absolutely essential and extremely entertaining baby manual, he provides all the treasured wisdom that will help new dads master coping with delights such as projectile vomiting, sleep-deprived mums, the 'hidden gifts' that come with nappy changing and buggies with assembly manuals the size of War and Peace. Here a new father will find all the essential information he needs to know for the new addition to the family.
I was a cat, dammit! Not some piece of meat for an alpha to chew up and spit out. I wasn't going to take it anymore! Now that I’ve left, though, I had nowhere to go. I was cold, hungry and homeless. But at least I didn’t have an abusive alpha breathing down my throat. Now I’d never have babies. Alphas were too unpredictable. After all that, how could I ever trust another one? Thumbing for a ride to the next town, I was picked up by a cop. Great. Another alpha. Why me? Oh well, at least I wouldn’t be cold anymore. This one was different though. I couldn’t quite put my paw on it. He seemed warm and caring. And also wanted babies. Nope! He was just another alpha. Probably couldn’t trust him further than I could throw him. However, something in the back of my nose tickled… Something I couldn’t just bat away.