Awkward Turtle

Awkward Turtle

Author: Mr T. Singh

Publisher: BookRix

Published: 2012-12-23

Total Pages: 13

ISBN-13: 3955009017

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The tale of an awkward teenager, and young turtle who leaves the comfort of the ocean and tries all things bad only to be saved and return to the Sea and family


The Awkward Turtle

The Awkward Turtle

Author: Matthew Lampros

Publisher:

Published: 2020-09-19

Total Pages: 294

ISBN-13:

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A sales guide to selling over the phone, video conferencing, and electronically for professional closers who had mastered the art of selling in person - but are now being asked to sell remotely.Understand the differences between remote and face-to-face selling and master those selling skills.A close friend and sales strategy superstar, Jim Olson, was sharing with me some of the struggles he's seeing salespeople have. He currently runs an arm of a prestigious pre-hire employee assessment firm. He pointed out that outside sales people are "like turtles on their backs" because they aren't being allowed to sell in person. Before that conversation I had been focused on helping salespeople find prospects to meet with. In a blinding oversight I assumed sales pipelines were smaller because of the lack of economic activity. He helped me see, instead, that much of this has to do with the need for new skill sets to help closers learn to sell with virtual tools. I started working with sales professionals I coach on developing remote-selling skills and -- boom -- their pipelines picked up, closes increased, and commission checks started to look good for the first time since 1Q20.In this book I'll share with you the key skills you need to transition to doing more of the sell remotely. How to get people to meet with you. How to secure follow up meetings. How to relate and position, have presence, and build trust when you can't look them in the eye. How to move remote prospects through the sales funnel. What techniques to use to close business when you can't use the corporate card on the golf course or local mahogany-walled steak restaurant. This is a sales guide for professional closers who are being asked to sell remotely. Learn what changes to make, what skills to develop, what tools to use.


A Field Guide to Awkward Silences

A Field Guide to Awkward Silences

Author: Alexandra Petri

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2015-06-02

Total Pages: 322

ISBN-13: 0698155521

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Washington Post columnist Alexandra Petri turns her satirical eye on her own life in this hilarious new memoir... Most twentysomethings spend a lot of time avoiding awkwardness. Not Alexandra Petri. Afraid of rejection? Alexandra Petri has auditioned for America’s Next Top Model. Afraid of looking like an idiot? Alexandra Petri lost Jeopardy! by answering “Who is that dude?” on national TV. Afraid of bad jokes? Alexandra Petri won an international pun championship. Petri has been a debutante, reenacted the Civil War, and fended off suitors at a Star Wars convention while wearing a Jabba the Hutt suit. One time, she let some cult members she met on the street baptize her, just to be polite. She’s a connoisseur of the kind of awkwardness that most people spend whole lifetimes trying to avoid. If John Hodgman and Amy Sedaris had a baby…they would never let Petri babysit it. But Petri is here to tell you: Everything you fear is not so bad. Trust her. She’s tried it. And in the course of her misadventures, she’s learned that there are worse things out there than awkwardness—and that interesting things start to happen when you stop caring what people think.


You Need to Read This

You Need to Read This

Author: Ben Yagoda

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2014-06-10

Total Pages: 146

ISBN-13: 0698157826

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From a critically acclaimed master of language, a look at the trends, phenomena, and battles on the front lines of modern American English. In You Need to Read This, language expert Ben Yagoda writes about the cuckoo things we have done to the English language. His witty, insightful, and wise observations and advice are gathered here together for the first time. From the phenomenon of curate, to the rise of the glottal stop, to the prevalence of starting sentences with so, to the story of an epithet of the moment (douchey), Yagoda chronicles the trends in our language. In the second part of You Need to Read This, he examines the issue of mistakes and “mistakes,” and the battles between prescriptivists, who nitpick grammar, and descriptivists, who defend new expressions and casual usage. Yagoda is on the front lines of the language wars, and you need to read this book to find out which side you’re on.


Mo' Urban Dictionary

Mo' Urban Dictionary

Author: Aaron Peckham

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 2009-01-01

Total Pages: 241

ISBN-13: 0740788922

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I have seen the future of slang dictionaries, and its name is urbandictionary.com." --Times (London) * Move over Merriam-Webster, Oxford, and American Heritage; your version of truthiness has hit the marble ceiling. Compiled from the wildly popular Web site urbandictionary.com, Mo' Urban Dictionary: Ridonkulous Street Slang Defined includes more than 2,000 of the latest contemporary slang entries. * Since the site's founding in 1999, more than 2.5 million definitions have been submitted. Thousands of new words and definitions are added each day. * Each alphabetized entry includes a word, a definition, and a sample sentence. Applejacked: Having your Apple iPod stolen. "Dude, on the train last night I totally got Applejacked!" bacon bit: A rent-a-cop; not good/important enough to be referred to as a "pig" or "bacon." "I thought we'd be in trouble when the 5-0 started rollin' up, but then I realized it was just the bacon bits--mall security." cruiser spoon: To park two police cruisers with the drivers' sides adjacent so that the officers can converse through the open windows. "Better slow down, the po-po are cruiser spooning in the parking lot ahead."


Well, That Was Awkward

Well, That Was Awkward

Author: Rachel Vail

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2018-02-27

Total Pages: 338

ISBN-13: 0147513987

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Gracie has never felt like this before. One day, she suddenly can’t breathe, can’t walk, can’t anything—and the reason is standing right there in front of her, all tall and weirdly good-looking: A.J. But it turns out A.J. likes not Gracie but Gracie’s beautiful best friend, Sienna. Obviously Gracie is happy for Sienna. Super happy! She helps Sienna compose the best texts, responding to A.J.’s surprisingly funny and appealing texts, just as if she were Sienna. Because Gracie is fine. Always! She’s had lots of practice being the sidekick, second-best. It’s all good. Well, almost all. She’s trying. Funny and tender, Well, That Was Awkward goes deep into the heart of middle school, and finds that even with all the heartbreak, there can be explosions of hope and moments of perfect happiness.


Social Excellence: We Dare You

Social Excellence: We Dare You

Author: Matthew Mattson

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2011-11-29

Total Pages: 259

ISBN-13: 1257110519

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Social Excellence is a philosophy--a lifestyle. Characterized by handshakes, deep, meaningful conversations, and heart-to-heart connections, people who choose Social Excellence understand that human connection is the key to changing the world. This book, overflowing with real-life examples of Social Excellence in action, is not a book to be read in quiet solitude. It is a book that dares the reader to engage with the people and society around them. The authors describe how to build masterful social skills, tell stories of how people have changed the world through interpersonal connection, and challenge readers to push their social comfort zones to the max through edgy Social Dares. Social Excellence: We Dare You is written to inspire community leaders, organizational members, non-profit volunteers, religious congregations, business leaders, political advocates, high-performing students, and anyone who is seeking a way to truly matter in the world.


A Turtle's Guide to Introversion

A Turtle's Guide to Introversion

Author: Ton Mak

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2021-02-23

Total Pages: 124

ISBN-13: 1797202928

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A Turtle's Guide to Introversion is a delightful illustrated gift book that celebrates the wonderful qualities of introverts through the everyday adventures of a turtle. Being an introvert comes with numerous advantages and the occasional woe, and no animal knows that better than the humble turtle hiding in its shell. This book celebrates introverts and their many wonderful, often-underrated qualities. The story is narrated by a lovable turtle who finds socializing tiring, prefers alone time, and recharges through solitude. Each spread features 2-color illustrations of Turtle navigating life alongside a cast of pudgy animal friends. Self-identified introverts, art and comics enthusiasts will love the spare yet resonant text, adorable narrator, and delightful illustrations. This uplifting novelty book is a cute collectible or a sweet anytime gift for a friend. • BESTSELLING BOOK SERIES: Author Ton Mak delivers all the same ingredients as her bestselling book A Sloth's Guide to Mindfulness with a new (adorable) animal protagonist you'll instantly love. • INTROVERTS DESERVE TO BE CELEBRATED: Introverts are having a moment (separately, each one on their own). People are preferring to stay in rather than go out and this book makes it ok to need some alone time. Perfect for: • Introverts, and Extroverts who are secretly Introverts. • People who like turtles. • Fans of quirky comics in the style of Gemma Correll, Jomny Sun, and Yumi Sakugawa.


Cringeworthy

Cringeworthy

Author: Melissa Dahl

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2018

Total Pages: 306

ISBN-13: 0735211639

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Examines the ways that embracing socially awkward situations, even when they lead to embarrassment and self-conciousness, also provide the opportunity to test oneself and to recognize how people are connected to each other.