Uganda Be Kidding Me
Uganda Be Kidding Me

Author: Chelsea Handler

Publisher: Grand Central Publishing

Published: 2014-03-04

Total Pages: 245

ISBN-13: 1455599727

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In this uproarious collection of travel essays, Chelsea Handler sneaks her sharp wit through airport security and delivers her most absurd and hilarious stories ever. On safari in Africa, it's anyone's guess as to what's more dangerous: the wildlife or Chelsea. But whether she's fumbling the seduction of a guide by not knowing where tigers live (Asia, duh) or wearing a bathrobe into the bush because her clothes stopped fitting seven margaritas ago, she's always game for the next misadventure. The situation gets down and dirty as she defiles a kayak in the Bahamas, and outright sweaty as she escapes from a German hospital on crutches. When things get truly scary, like finding herself stuck next to a passenger with bad breath, she knows she can rely on her family to make matters even worse. Thank goodness she has the devoted Chunk by her side-except for the time she loses him in Telluride. Complete with answers to the most frequently asked traveler's questions, hot travel trips, and travel etiquette, none of which should be believed, Uganda Be Kidding Me has Chelsea taking on the world, one laugh-out-loud incident at a time.

Are You Kiddin Me?
Are You Kiddin Me?

Author: Anirban Das,

Publisher: Sristhi Publishers & Distributors

Published: 2019-04-10

Total Pages: 213

ISBN-13: 9387022587

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Are You Kiddin’ Me? is a collection of humorous stories, with a medley of emotions and anecdotes from our everyday lives. From the aspirations of a wannabe entrepreneur, to the fate of the student who thinks he knows more than his teachers; from a young management trainee in love with his boss’s daughter to the out of body experience of an urban man. Each story has been carefully crafted to brighten up your day. The stories are unique, each with a subtle underlying message for the discerning reader wanting to read between the lines and find that elusive deeper meaning. These hilarious stories will not only entertain, but also inspire and motivate you to love more, live better and laugh louder. And yes, there is a deliciously wicked twist in each tale. PS: Don’t miss the footnotes.

Are You Kidding Me, God?
Are You Kidding Me, God?

Author: Tyler Wood

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2017-07-24

Total Pages: 108

ISBN-13: 9781974133673

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Tyler Wood was a successful professional, a dynamic athlete, and a happy family man. This young Texan evolved from a high school and college leader to an award-winning professional with a family he loved, a luxury home - everything he'd ever wanted, all before he was thirty years old. Suffering from the Father Wound - a psychological injury inflicted by a father who knew no better - Tyler was deeply, emotionally crippled. He lost everything - family, business, and home - and reached a point of profound depression only seconds from killing himself. A supernatural miracle of God knocked him sideways in his soul. Tyler tells his story with complete honesty, holding back nothing. The most intimate details of his thunderous fall from grace are revealed with shocking vulnerability. He tells the very personal story of how men are identifying the Father Wound and healing and changing their lives. Tyler introduces Rock Bottom Outreach, a ministry devoted to being the hands and feet of Jesus. Meet founder Rick Smith and some of the courageous men and women ministering to anyone who has hit rock bottom with the same love and compassion modeled by Jesus when he walked upon the earth. The Rock Bottom Outreach team aspires to put its faith in action by serving those in need without regard to how they fell into their difficult circumstances. They meet the brokenhearted right where they are and stand in the gap for those who have nowhere else to turn. Rock Bottom Outreach welcomes those who need restoration from rock bottom or feel they have been called to serve others who have. Not a church, with no physical facility, this dynamic team relies solely on volunteers to carry out the work they are called to do in His name.

Are You Kidding Me?!
Are You Kidding Me?!

Author: Lesley Crewe

Publisher: Nimbus Publishing Limited

Published: 2019-09-11

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781771087926

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For the first time, sixteen years' worth of Cape Bretoner Lesley Crewe's finest newspaper columns are collected in one place. The bestselling novelist, columnist and humorist employs a sharp, versatile wit, anchored by a tender centre, to bring readers laughter and tears. Crewe celebrates life, and all its warts, in this side-splitting, heartwarming collection.

You Gotta Be Kidding!
You Gotta Be Kidding!

Author: Randy Horn

Publisher: Workman Publishing

Published: 2006-01-01

Total Pages: 412

ISBN-13: 9780761143659

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Presents a collection of questions about preference--such as "would you rather be know as a liar or a thief?" and "would you rather have four noses on your face or have a tongue as long as your body?"--accompanied by relevant trivia.

Just Kidding
Just Kidding

Author: Trudy Ludwig

Publisher: Tricycle Press

Published: 2006-04-01

Total Pages: 33

ISBN-13: 1582461635

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A rare look at emotional bullying among boys from the best-selling author of My Secret Bully.D.J.'s friend Vince has a habit of teasing D.J. and then saying, Just kidding!" as if it will make everything okay. It doesn't, but D.J. is afraid that if he protests, his friends will think he can't take a joke. With the help of his father, brother, and an understanding teacher, D.J. progresses from feeling helpless to taking positive action, undermining the power of two seemingly harmless words. Trudy Ludwig takes another look at relational aggression, the use of relationships to manipulate and hurt others, this time from the boy's point of view. Back matter includes discussion questions, a "dos and don'ts of teasing" list, and a resource guide for parents and teachers. Endorsed by Full Esteem Ahead, The Hands & Words Are Not For Hurting Project, and The Ophelia Project.

No Way to Treat a Child
No Way to Treat a Child

Author: Naomi Schaefer Riley

Publisher: Bombardier Books

Published: 2021-10-05

Total Pages: 299

ISBN-13: 1642936588

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Kids in danger are treated instrumentally to promote the rehabilitation of their parents, the welfare of their communities, and the social justice of their race and tribe—all with the inevitable result that their most precious developmental years are lost in bureaucratic and judicial red tape. It is time to stop letting efforts to fix the child welfare system get derailed by activists who are concerned with race-matching, blood ties, and the abstract demands of social justice, and start asking the most important question: Where are the emotionally and financially stable, loving, and permanent homes where these kids can thrive? “Naomi Riley’s book reveals the extent to which abused and abandoned children are often injured by their government rescuers. It is a must-read for those seeking solutions to this national crisis.” —Robert L. Woodson, Sr., civil rights leader and president of the Woodson Center “Everyone interested in child welfare should grapple with Naomi Riley’s powerful evidence that the current system ill-serves the safety and well-being of vulnerable kids.” —Walter Olson, senior fellow, Cato Institute, Robert A. Levy Center for Constitutional Studies

You Just Have To Take It One "Are You Fucking Kidding Me" At A Time
You Just Have To Take It One

Author: Bs Adult Humor Journals

Publisher:

Published: 2019-09-11

Total Pages: 112

ISBN-13: 9781692408398

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Looking for a gift? Grab this funny notebook today perfect for anyone with a great sense of humor! Your new journal (diary, notebook) includes: 110 page blank lined interior Matte finish cover 6x9 dimension easy for travel Perfect for: Birthday Gift Christmas Present Stocking Stuffer

Are You F#@!! Kidding Me?
Are You F#@!! Kidding Me?

Author: Pablo Almazán

Publisher:

Published: 2020-12-15

Total Pages: 276

ISBN-13: 9789874150332

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HEALING: Having healed means having been able to cross to the other side of thought, since the symptom does not come to attack life but to defend the GOOD life. To try to recover it, to return to that creative being, who recognizes the creator in him, the helm of his own existence.For that to happen, the person should have gone through a strong process of disobedience towards the ancestral patterns, towards the invisible threads that have ruled him since he was born and even further back. Because he has arrived with the purpose of freeing himself and his clan, but he has forgotten this once in the game.That is why, the healing, is an immediate or gradual process but in which, clearly, the being notices that rebalancing of power in him. While this happens, the pain eases and the dawn begins to enter its rays through the window of a new existence. That is what we call awakening.This book is a path by the hand of stories that were, behind the symptoms, waiting for being recognized and told. I hope these stories, that have led to healings and, even more important, to deep life changes, can take you to a new state of consciousness and, in addition, to an existence in plenitude and coherence with the most ancient knowledge of the Earth

You're Kidding, Right?
You're Kidding, Right?

Author: Brad Goldfarb

Publisher: Fulton Books, Inc.

Published: 2020-11-02

Total Pages: 218

ISBN-13: 1646546563

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Retired early 2020, Brad Goldfarb was a successful financial advisor for thirty-five years. During his career, he received many requests and questions from his clients. This book is based on thirty of those actual questions where the only possible response is "You're kidding, right?" From his studies throughout his career, Brad recognized there was a common thread behind these thoughts and questions; they seemed to come from client's emotions and not necessarily rational thinking. Recognizing that these thoughts are common, Brad knew he could help investors from making mistakes that prevent them from consistently making money long term. Behavioral Economics is the Nobel prizewinning theory behind what leads investors to make emotional and irrational investment decisions. During his career, Brad has appeared on both radio and TV numerous times and lectured many audiences and financial advisors on some of the advanced analytical techniques he learned about Modern Portfolio Theory (MPT), risk measurement, and asset allocation when he earned the Certified Investment Management Analyst (CIMA) designation taught in conjunction with the prestigious Wharton Business School in Pennsylvania. He knew he could simplify this knowledge, so every investor could easily understand and apply it to their own strategy. This book was not written to offer specific advice to investors. It was not written with the idea of do-it-yourself. It was written to educate and enlighten investors to allow them to work more collaboratively with their financial advisor. Brad hopes you will use this book to gain a better understanding of asset allocation and risk so you can avoid the mistakes so many make during downturns and turmoil in the financial markets.