Fancy Pants

Fancy Pants

Author: Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2005-03

Total Pages: 513

ISBN-13: 1416505245

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A spoiled English woman finds herself broke and stranded on a Texas backroad and a gritty local man rescues her.


Fancy Pants Goes West!

Fancy Pants Goes West!

Author: Vivian Cooper

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

Published: 2008-07-15

Total Pages: 330

ISBN-13: 1450080049

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Billy Rice appeared in Dry Gulch, with all his fancy togs on and was named Fancy Pants. He joined the posse as the Deputy. Sarah, a mentally, disturbed, fleshy girl tried all kinds of tricks to get him. She was jealous o one of the Akin sisters because Billy liked her and she kidnapped her but the other sister was taken by mistake also. The Mexican banditos caught them. The Akin sisters put sleeping powder in their soup and escaped. A new church was built and a Minister, his sister and mother came to town. Gray Wolf, of the Apaches, turned outlaw with his braves and he was determined to marry the Princess. She hated him, so the Chief and her came to see the Sheriff for help. Pedro, one of the Mexican banditos saw Crystal, the Minister’s sister and he fell in love with her. He was determined to leave the gang. The Minister married the Princess and Gray Wolf took them captive. Pedro happened upon them and rescued but was killed by the leader of the gang. Marshall Tom came, saw Crystal and fell in love with her. He sang and played his guitar for her as she tried to get over Pedro’s death.


Rantings of the Loon Pant King

Rantings of the Loon Pant King

Author: Tex Austin

Publisher: Book Guild Publishing

Published: 2023-03-28

Total Pages: 248

ISBN-13: 1915853516

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Rantings of the Loon Pant King is a flippant, irreverent and tongue-in-cheek account of Tex Austin’s adventures touring with various 1960s Beat Groups and Mod Bands.


Giant Pants

Giant Pants

Author: Mark Fearing

Publisher: Candlewick Press

Published: 2017-10-10

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 076368984X

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After searching high and low for his missing pants, Belbum the giant asks his friends if he can borrow their trousers, but when none of the clothes fit him he realizes there is only one thing left for him to do--walk to the tailor in town with no pants on.


Your Clothes Say It for You

Your Clothes Say It for You

Author: Elizabeth Rice Handford

Publisher: Sword of the Lord Publishers

Published: 2000-08

Total Pages: 108

ISBN-13: 9780873989503

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This book is about a very controversial subject. We women don't really like to be told what we ought to wear. The only reason I dare to write is that there are women who earnestly want to please God in their appearance. They would do what God wants them to do, if only they were sure they knew what he wanted. It is for these honest, open-minded women who want to please God that I write. God does have a standard for your appearance. If you are ready to find out what it is, then I invite you to turn the page. - p. [9].


The Ring of Truth

The Ring of Truth

Author: Peter Pactor

Publisher: FriesenPress

Published: 2021-07-08

Total Pages: 179

ISBN-13: 1039104762

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This book is fantasy, but more importantly it is very funny humor. Our hero, fifteen-year old Eddie Andrews, is an angry, bullied teenager, who struggles constantly with the vagaries of everyday life—family, friends, school, romance. Even living with himself is a struggle. And then along comes Murkles, a wizard with a sense of humor, and Eddie’s life changes in ways he never imagined.


Panda Pants

Panda Pants

Author: Jacqueline Davies

Publisher: Knopf Books for Young Readers

Published: 2016-09-13

Total Pages: 19

ISBN-13: 0553535781

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With spot-on humor, a spare text, and adorable panda bear characters, this is a fun and familiar exchange between a parent and child that fans of I DON'T WANT TO BE A FROG! will easily relate to! I want pants, says a little panda to his father. You are a panda, answers the father. Pandas do NOT wear pants. And so begins a hilarious battle of wills when a young panda tries to convince his father why pants make perfect sense. After all, pants are soft. Pants keep you warm. Some pants even have . . . POCKETS! But with a menacing snow leopard lurking in the background, will the longed-for pants end up having an even greater role to play? Jacqueline Davies’s humorous story, with deliciously droll illustrations from Sydney Hanson, captures the push and pull between a parent and child as they face off over the age-old dilemma of what to wear . . . with the most heartwarming of results.


The People

The People

Author: Bernard Malamud

Publisher: Farrar, Straus and Giroux

Published: 1989-12-11

Total Pages: 330

ISBN-13: 1466805471

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Includes Malamud's novel, The People, which was left unfinished at the time of his death in 1986, with the text presented as the author left it, as well as fourteen previously uncollected stories. Set in the nineteenth century, The People has as its hero a Jewish peddler who is adopted as chief by an Indian tribe in the Pacific Northwest.


Anger

Anger

Author: C.R. Rice

Publisher: 4 Horsemen Publications, Inc.

Published: 2021-01-01

Total Pages: 209

ISBN-13: 1644501171

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Step foot into new worlds and prepare for war… As they make their way into the Realm, Averie and Silas find themselves in a race against time. They must rejoin the Rebellion without being discovered by their enemies. Along the way, they meet a surprising new ally with alluring secrets—and deadly motives of his own. As Averie struggles to find her place and adapt to the world around her, training takes on a whole new meaning when Callen takes over as her teacher. Using unconventional methods, he forces her to deal with the past and accept what she cannot change. While Silas fights to keep his past from colliding with his present, his lies draw the unwanted attention of an old friend. When everyone Averie cares about is threatened, she is forced to the frontlines, whether she is ready for it or not.


Aristophanes 1: Clouds, Wasps, Birds

Aristophanes 1: Clouds, Wasps, Birds

Author: Aristophanes

Publisher: Hackett Publishing

Published: 1998-09-15

Total Pages: 459

ISBN-13: 1624660533

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Originally adapted for the stage, Peter Meineck's revised translations achieve a level of fidelity appropriate for classroom use while managing to preserve the wit and energy that led The New Yorker to judge his CloudsThe best Greek drama we've ever seen anywhere," and The Times Literary Supplement to describe his Wasps as "Hugely enjoyable and very, very funny. A general Introduction, introductions to the plays, and detailed notes on staging, history, religious practice and myth combine to make this a remarkably useful teaching text.