America's Funniest License Plates

America's Funniest License Plates

Author: Ted Ford

Publisher: Stellar Books

Published: 2007-05

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780966444766

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Ted Ford tells us the stories behind those clever plates that crack you up as you drive down the road. He shares the secrets known only to the fun-loving, witty people who created them. A lifelong personalized plate addict, Ted explains the magic of how the "right" license plate can open doors and jump-start conversations.


Gr8 Pl8s

Gr8 Pl8s

Author: Sam G. Riley

Publisher: New Chapter Press

Published: 1991-03-01

Total Pages: 223

ISBN-13: 9780942257250

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A collection of the best and the very, very worst of the outrageous, cunning, sweet and silly messages on US license plates. Americans in all states -- perhaps as many as 20 million -- have personalised or 'vanity' license plates. The types of messages vary from comments on one's car (AWESOME, WHOOSH, GASHOG), to hard luck stories (IBLUIT). People state their professions (I FLOSS, LOC DOC) and their interests (LUV2BET, SKIH20). They court each other (HOT4YOU, NOTWED) and warn each other (NVR AGN, O NOOOO, XQQZME). They glorify their animals (CATLUVR, PENGWEN). They pray (ELOHIM, PRAZHM), and they brag (GR8 MOM, A1 WIFE).


Way Cool License Plate Book

Way Cool License Plate Book

Author: Leonard Wise

Publisher: Turtleback

Published: 2002-09-01

Total Pages: 64

ISBN-13: 9780613785990

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Provides a number of geography-related license plate games as well as a look at some of the most amusing vanity plates found throughout the country.


Nifty Plates from the Fifty States

Nifty Plates from the Fifty States

Author: Paul Beatrice

Publisher: Applesauce Press

Published: 2007-10-01

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781933662824

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More than 1,000 fascinating facts are packed into this cool travel kit for kids, which contains an informative book, 50 die-cut color license plate cards, a map of the USA, and four pencils and pads kids can use to track each state’s license plates whenever they’re in the car. (Whoever identifies the most plates from different states wins!) All cards include the state capital and an image of the state flag, along with historical tidbits, current statistics, and notes on each state’s most famous residents. And to keep things organized, the cards are tied together with nylon cord and packaged in a license plate designed box. No parent should leave home without this!


Mixed Plate

Mixed Plate

Author: Jo Koy

Publisher: HarperCollins

Published: 2021-03-23

Total Pages: 320

ISBN-13: 0062969986

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A stunning, hilarious memoir from beloved comedian Jo Koy, “far and away one of the funniest people out there” (Chelsea Handler). Mixed Plate illuminates the burning drive and unique humor that make Jo Koy one of today’s most successful comedians. Includes never-before-seen photos. Well guys, here it is—my story. A funny, sad, at times pathetic but also kick-ass tale of how a half-Filipino, half-white kid whose mom thought (and still thinks) his career goal was to become a clown became a success. Not an overnight success, because that would have made for a really short read, but an All-American success who could give my immigrant mom the kind of life she hoped for when she came to this country, and my son the kind of life I wished I’d had as a kid. With all the details of what it felt like to get the doors closed in my face, to grind it out on the road with my arsenal of dick jokes, and how my career finally took off once I embraced the craziness of my family, which I always thought was uniquely Filipino but turns out is as universal as it gets. In this book, I’ll take you behind the mic, behind the curtain—OK, way behind it. From growing up with a mom who made me dance like Michael Jackson at the Knights of Columbus, to some real dark stuff, the stuff we don’t talk about often enough as immigrants. Mental health, poverty, drinking. And show you the path to my American Dream. Which was paved with a lot of failure, department store raffle tickets to win free color televisions, bad jokes, old VHS tapes, a motorcycle my mom probably still hates, the only college final I aced (wasn’t math), and getting my first laugh on stage. There’s photo evidence of it all here, too. In this book, I get serious about my funny. And I want to make you laugh a little while I do it. I’m like Hawaii’s favorite lunch—the mixed plate. Little bit of this, a little bit of that. My book Mixed Plate is too.