Am I the Princess or the Frog? (Dear Dumb Diary #3)
Am I the Princess or the Frog? (Dear Dumb Diary #3)

Author: Jim Benton

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Published: 2013-08-27

Total Pages: 169

ISBN-13: 0545649447

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Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true -- or at least as true as it needs to be.Jamie is crushing on Hudson. Someone too-gross-to-be- named is crushing on Jamie. And Hudson is crushing on . . . Princess Turd of Turdsylvania (a.k.a. The Prettiest Girl in the World). Middle school may be grim, but it's no fairy tale. And crazy doesn't even begin to cover it.

Am I the Princess Or the Frog?
Am I the Princess Or the Frog?

Author: Jamie Kelly

Publisher: Paw Prints

Published: 2008-08-11

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781439520499

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Jamie Kelly writes in her diary about her crush on Mr. Prince, the new student teacher at Mackerel Middle School, and she feels certain that he is the secret admirer who is sending her love poems.

Never Do Anything, Ever (Dear Dumb Diary #4)
Never Do Anything, Ever (Dear Dumb Diary #4)

Author: Jim Benton

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Published: 2013-08-27

Total Pages: 153

ISBN-13: 0545649455

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Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true...or at least as true as it needs to be.Her best friend's a backstabber. Her worst enemy is a sweetheart. And her dog is just waiting for the right moment to seek his revenge. Why should Jamie even bother going to school? Why not? After a run-in with Mega-Popular Angeline, aka Pure Evil, Jamie reforms her selfish ways & becomes the decent human being she never thought she could be. But she quickly realizes that helping others kind of stinks. Is someone trying to thwart her attempts at irresistible inner beauty? Or will Jamie finally achieve the "I'm an angel" glow she knows will make Hudson Rivers fall madly in love w/ her?

Can Adults Become Human? (Dear Dumb Diary #5)
Can Adults Become Human? (Dear Dumb Diary #5)

Author: Jim Benton

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Published: 2013-08-27

Total Pages: 137

ISBN-13: 0545295564

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Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true...or at least as true as it needs to be.Dear Dumb Diary,My social studies teacher, Mr. VanDoy, never smiles. I know that's hard to believe, because everybody smiles about something, right?Isabella smiles when her brothers get in trouble. Angeline smiles when she thinks about how much prettier she is than, like, a waterfall or a unicorn. I smile when I think about a unicorn kicking Angeline over a waterfall. But Mr. VanDoy doesn't smile at all. I wonder if when you become an adult, you can lose your sense of humor the way you lose your teeth or hair or fashion sense.

My Pants Are Haunted !
My Pants Are Haunted !

Author: Jamie Kelly

Publisher: Paw Prints

Published: 2008-08-11

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781439520482

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Jamie Kelly writes in her diary about her new jeans, which seemingly cause events that affect both her popularity and her efforts to get close to the eighth cutest boy in school, Hudson Rivers.

Me!
Me!

Author: Jim Benton

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Published: 2011

Total Pages: 161

ISBN-13: 0545116163

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Jamie Kelly is back with an all-new diary involving Angeline, her "flawless" friend.

Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers (Dear Dumb Diary #11)
Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers (Dear Dumb Diary #11)

Author: Jim Benton

Publisher: Scholastic

Published: 2013-08-27

Total Pages: 166

ISBN-13: 0545655234

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Bestselling author Jamie Kelly has been keeping diaries for years . . . and each one just gets funnier! But she has no idea that anyone is reading them. So please, please, please don't tell her.Something strange is happening at Mackerel Middle School. Even stranger than Jamie and Isabella becoming friends with Angeline. (Which is still really, really strange.) Jamie can suddenly and inexplicably understand the weirdest and most mysterious creatures around: Boys.And there's only one logical explanation --- superpowers.

Never Underestimate Your Dumbness (Dear Dumb Diary #7)
Never Underestimate Your Dumbness (Dear Dumb Diary #7)

Author: Jim Benton

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Published: 2013-08-27

Total Pages: 168

ISBN-13: 0545295580

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Sneak a peek inside the NY Times bestselling diary of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything she writes is true -- or at least as true as it needs to be.Dear Dumb Diary,Isabella is probably right. She almost always is.When I think back on all the things I've seen Angeline do, the one thing they have in common is that they're all dumb. (They're all strawberry-scented, too, but I think that's just her conditioner -- although her body might actually secrete its own strawberry scent.)But of all the dumb things she's ever done, this has got to be the dumbest. . . .

Let's Pretend this Never Happened
Let's Pretend this Never Happened

Author: Jim Benton

Publisher:

Published: 2004

Total Pages: 95

ISBN-13: 9781536422993

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Middle school student, Jamie Kelly, writes all the strange and sometimes not so wonderful things that happens to her or she sees during school in her diary and promises that everything she writes is as true as she wants it to be.

School. Hasn't This Gone on Long Enough? (Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #1)
School. Hasn't This Gone on Long Enough? (Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #1)

Author: Jim Benton

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Published: 2013-06-25

Total Pages: 162

ISBN-13: 0545456177

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Bestselling author Jim Benton is back, with a brand-new spin on a favorite series! Bestselling author Jim Benton is back, with a brand-new spin on a favorite series!Dear Dumb Diary is a hilarious hit! Now after 12 books (each covering a month of her life), Jamie Kelly's upcoming diaries have a fresh look and a fun twist. It's Dear Dumb Diary: Year Two! The diary entries are still laugh-out-loud funny -- but this is a whole new beginning. Everything is another year dumber!As Jamie grapples with school, grades, and middle school's Big Questions, don't miss even more of her words of wisdom like, "If someone is really, really intelligent, it would be polite if they would ugly it up a bit before they left the house."(Jamie STILL has no idea that anybody is reading her diary. So please, please, please don't tell her.)